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Expected better than a Handheld Mk.45 Nuclear Torpedo Launcher.

Not even sure how a weapon with a minimum weight of 5tons is hand held? And with 1040 years old nuclear warheads they better be refurbished and supplied with the proper arming keys. They'll need more than fresh 9-volts to go boom. It's only an impractical weapon in my book if it cannot be guarantee to generate awesome nuclear explosions.


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So I cannot bestow a weapon unless I'm given one? That's too bad, because I have these beauties:

1x surplus reactive goober suit with a hair trigger. (no longer under warranty)
1x prototype warm plasma aura generator from the failed strohl munitions 'less lethal personal protection' line. (invariably lethal to the wearer when used)
4x self-aware, self-actuating, high-yield anti-matter grenades. (Bieber gestalt version)
1x experimental vehicle-mounted anti-sub-plot cannon. (Caution. It has some difficulty discriminating between core plot elements and sub-plot elements.)


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Sorry Plane. To be re-armed you first must RETURN your old one. Along with proof of its defectiveness, and a full engineering report on improvements. And fill out lots of other paperwork. And you seem incapable of the first part.


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