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Hmm...

I guess if it comes to war, something stealthy and mobile would be best.


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Where ARE the Armourers? People are running about unarmed

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Speaking of forum weapons ....

I had to have a username change, and my forum weapon was issued to my previous account. Should I go back to that post and retrieve that weapon, or report for re-issue?

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I think I need a weapon. Is this where I get one?

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Yes it is. Form a queue behind alpha, and try not to touch anything. Especially the things with the blinkenlights screaming "pick me! pick me"

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To Alpha: the board presents to you:

Exponential antimatter magazines.

With feed systems from hyperspace, these memory plastic magazines are wired to fit into most traditional firearms and a range of triggering mechanisms (not supplied).

The payload of the bullets housed within are a series of antimatter shaped charges, which scale up in intensity - the first shot would kill an unarmoured man explosively, the second, would be able to take out an unarmoured land vehicle. The third shot, a cruiser, tank, or squad of soldiers, the fourth, a mechanised platoon, battleship or aircraft carrier.

Shots from six up are rated for unshielded spaceships, fifteen and up can deal with most planetoids, twenty onwards will take care of smaller stellar masses, and so on and so on. Theoretically there is no upper limit to the targets you can shoot with it! If you want to start from the lowest intensity agaim, simply remove the magazine from the weapon and load it in again, and you're back to shooting people targets once more!

Please take care when rapid firing or double-tapping this weapon; radiation shielding from the effects of matter-antimatter reactions sold separately. A nominal fee may be incurred when reloading these magazines. Dispose of magazines with care.

Comes with one complementary dinky hand pistol for use with it!


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Hmm... Does Mescorp sell sabots, a mass driver, and several million mil spec one-use teraports/several teraport cages?

Also, I was hoping for something cheaper to reload (read: free!). And something more Mescorp-y.

Oh, and don't forget the targeting computers. Don't want to miss and "accidentally" cause *gasp* collateral damage.

Anyone want to gift anything and provide an example of maxim 28?


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I am very confused as to what is going on here. However...
*rings the shipping and receiving office*
Hey guys, henceforth, all crates for shipment to EvilECo are to be single-use type. Authorization given to lace cheaper crates with destruct nannies, contract with the shipping companies to empty and retrieve returnable crates upon delivery.


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Fortunately, i have already used the box as a terapedo casing. Oh hey, look at that pretty boom! Pay no attention to those inaccurate star charts.


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