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*finishes new habitat*

*triple-teraports it randomly away from previous location*

I'm going to drunkard-walk my home every few days so presumably if anything made of BOOM encounters it again, it will be on purpose.

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Hello, I'm an armed bear. I have two arms. They are sidearms, because they're attached to my sides. Until now I've always felt that my two bear arms were all I needed. As for firearms, I've never felt that they'd be worth the trouble. I'd be unable to read books, and the constant smell of burnt fur would be a nuisance.

However, now that I've ventured into this armament-rich environment, I think that I should perhaps have something more. Zinho kindly showed me the way to this place. I couldn't just go directly here though, as going anywhere near this building unprotected would be downright stupid. Fortunately a friend from Svalbard lent me this suit of sky-iron armour. I'll have to give it back, but right now I'm also an armoured bear. Armoured enough to survive a visit to the Armoury, hopefully, so now I'm here to pick up my forum weapon. I understand that I don't get to specify the specifications, but I would prefer something more structurally stable than the typical MesCorp product.

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While I'm not exactly the biggest cheerleader for MesCorp, it's only fair to point out that structural stability is not a problem with their work.

When it detonates, however, can be a concern, at which point structural stability becomes somewhat of a moot point.

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Hi everyone. I'm new. I hear you can get a good weapon around these parts?

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So I've been running around this forum, blissfully ignorant of my combat ineffectiveness. I'm here to rectify that. Yes, I'm reporting late, yes I'll report for kp duty after receiving my weapon. Will somebody issue me a weapon please?

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