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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 9:56 pm 
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The Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik that Shep went out to buy (and was thus bushwacked by Professor Pau's thugs) finally made its return. With that, her account is finally squared with Schlock. Seriously, who else other than Amorph actually eat this stuff?


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Yep, she did the one thing that guaranteed she'd become Schlock's best friend-feed him his favorite comfort food. Schlock may even end up wanting to have a baby with her after this.

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Said it in the other thread first, but it belongs here, so I'll copy this over:

Kathryn wins. Game over.

Ok, so there are still challenges to overcome, but even though I should have seen this coming, I didn't, and I never expected her to manage to get more than grudging cooperation out of Schlock. I hereby officially declare her to have been the most effective person in this whole charlie foxtrot.


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Well, at least some sophonts-of-terran-stock must eat it, since a UNS commissary stocked quite a bit of it, before our favourite amorph arrived, and the UNS is primarily a SoTS organisation.


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Ovalkwik and his plasgun, in a conscience-free target-rich environment no less? Looks like Christmas came early for Sargent Schlock this year. :mrgreen:


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Target rich, and on fire. Don't forget the fire.

Schlock is happy because he gets to satisfy two points of his moral compass at once - make friends with it and eat it. Lucky for her the "it" being eaten is the G.I.O.

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So...is there anything that ISN'T poisonous to your species? Your people seem rather death-prone.


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