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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:23 pm 
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Oy, it tells us the shooter doesn't know Unioc biology... and the Captain here doesn't understand why you'd shot someone in the head.


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I suspect he might just not know what the pelvic cradle is.

I will be very sad if the captain's ignorance of alien biology is foreshadowing that he's the culprit.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:59 pm 
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The Captain can't be the culprit, he has an alibi, they weren't even on the scene yet at the time this occurred. I suspect his ignorance just stems from him being the typical PHB.


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It tells us you're fairly stupid, captain... or at least acting like it. It also tells us that the shooter/s is/are ignorant of Unioc biology, and (with a minor leap of logic) may be ignorant xenophobes who are deliberately ignorant of it (ie: some of the residents of that solar system).


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:50 am 
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To be fair, the Credomar Sniper didn't know that particular thing, either.


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That's Mr Sniper to you.


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Why on earth would the captain be stupid for being ignorant of alien biology? If you mean "pelvic cradle" I'm willing to bet most of the people in the coffee shop around me wouldn't know, either.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:56 am 
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It's not that he's stupid for being ignorant of Unioc biology. It's that he's stupid for being told that detail of Unioc biology and still not understanding why it matters.


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This is confusing. This is the same person they pulled the arms off of?

He is acting somewhat reasonable now, seems out of character. Not very bright, but reasonable.

I suppose that having one's arms pulled off might do that.


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Kneeing uniocs in the crotch might actually concuss them or kill em, I suddenly imagine.

Also, it stinks to me that the captain is deliberately being dumb to make the doctor go away and stop pushing for the mercs to get there. Really does sound complicit.


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Those winged ear aliens at the librarian were also pretty slow on the uptake, sot it might just be another point on the spectrum of intelligence and education in a diverse galaxy.

Or it may just be stress, and he doesn't give a flying fuck if Uniocs hide their brains in their ass because he is dealing with the prospect of discovering a xenocidal conspiracy

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Ah, yes - another clue as to how screwed up the upplecats really are.
ah, well...


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