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Sandra Tayler
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2002 12:31 pm 
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Wow. The joys of unexpected power. Now I can . . . um . . . well, let me get back to you once I've read the instructions.

Note: I am not posting this simply to generate traffic so that I have something to read while Howard is gone. Nope nope nope. :wink:
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Kritter
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2002 3:52 am 
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And I am not posting this merely in the hopes someone recognizes me...

Kritter out
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Pronto
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Hi Sandra.
Hi Kritter.


I'm only posting this 'cause I can.
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mea37
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2002 4:14 pm 
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Kritter wrote:
And I am not posting this merely in the hopes someone recognizes me...


In the hopes that someone recognizes you, you are not posting that?
...
I'm confused.
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Pronto
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PostPosted: Mon May 13, 2002 6:44 pm 
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mea37 wrote:
Kritter wrote:
And I am not posting this merely in the hopes someone recognizes me...


In the hopes that someone recognizes you, you are not posting that?
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I'm confused.


Yep, thats what he said.
Surreality rules here. :twisted: Get used to it. :wink:
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KareNin
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PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2002 7:22 pm 
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I'm thinking seriously of getting my Surreal Estate License so I can earn hefty commissions on these transactions.

This wasn't a post by KareNin either, yet. I still haven't decided whether I wanna be sucked into another time-consuming online activity, or n----Hey, lookit that!

This forum is really fast! And it has cool emoticons! And lots of people are starting to post on it----NO! No! I dare not let myself get hooked on this too... I'd almost rather bite rats in Achaea. :cry:

Almost...
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Pronto
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2002 6:33 am 
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KareNin wrote:
I'm thinking seriously of getting my Surreal Estate License so I can earn hefty commissions on these transactions.


I don't think one needs a license. 'cept maybe in California. All that competition.

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NO! No! I dare not let myself get hooked on this too... I'd almost rather bite rats in Achaea. :cry:

Almost...


Ha! Yer not qualified to bite rats.
    1. No killer instinct.
    2. Not enough patience.
    3. No fangs.
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[Geist]
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2002 10:34 am 
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What part of the rat is the achaea? Is that like a chicken nugget?
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Jeremiah Smith
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The achaea is the north part of a rat.
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Pronto
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PostPosted: Wed May 22, 2002 6:04 pm 
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Guys, ya gotta learn to read all the words and try not to read words that aren't there. 8)
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Jeremiah Smith
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Pronto wrote:
Guys, ya gotta learn to read all the words and try not to read words that aren't there. 8) Kill all humans.


I can't help it if the words that aren't there are there.
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Pronto
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jeremiahsmith wrote:
Pronto wrote:
Guys, ya gotta learn to read all the words and try not to read words that aren't there. 8) Kill all humans. (I'm safe)


I can't help it if the words that aren't there aren't there.
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Jeremiah Smith
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2002 2:05 am 
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Pronto wrote:
jeremiahsmith wrote:
Pronto wrote:
Guys, death to pronto ya gotta learn to read all the words kill pronto and try not to read words that aren't there. 8) Kill all humans. (I'm safe pronto must die)


I can't help it if the words that aren't die pronto die there aren't there.


Now, now, we both know that subliminal messages kill pronto have no noticeable effect on people. Why don't we do something more useful no more pronto?
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Horatio G. Spafford
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jeremiahsmith wrote:
Pronto wrote:
jeremiahsmith wrote:
Pronto wrote:
Guys, death to pronto ya gotta learn to read all the words kill pronto and try not to read words that aren't there. 8) Kill all humans. (I'm safe pronto must die)


I can't help it if the words that aren't die pronto die there aren't there.


Now, now, we both know that subliminal messages kill pronto have no noticeable effect on people. Why don't we do something more useful no more pronto?


You're absolutely right. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to kill pronto.

-Horatio
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Pronto
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2002 6:38 am 
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/me dies
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Pronto
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/topic dies
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KareNin
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I dunno if I want to live in a world where such a vibrant man of Pronto's calibre can be dispatched so easily; or even where a vibrant topic of this calibre can be killed so swiftly, either. Holy Moly.

/me uses the Magic Plastic Shield and gives Pronto CPR, breathing new life into his lungs and reviving him
/me uses the Magic Plastic Keyboard and gives the topic the business, breathing new life into its little window and reviving it.

* * * * * * *
/me notes that the CPR was a lot more fun, but the Forum Post increased my post count more
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