The Nightstar Zoo

Oh, I don't think so, kreely. I met one once.

["Johnny Dangerously" mode] "ONCE." [/"Johnny Dangerously" mode]


(Disclaimer: If this doesn't make any sense to you, you obviously spend wayyyyy too much time Not Watching enough Michael Keaton movies from the '80s)

Heyyyy, I'm a virgin.

I think so, at least.

Lemme check.

*checks*

Yeah. Virgin.

"It's an 88 Magnum. It shoots through schools."
"...Duckies and bunnies."

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post over night?

I have No New Messages.

On the bright side, though--I have several brand-new, unused sticks of gum. So the question is moot; I don't stick it on the bedpost overnight.

Nor do I swallow it in spite. And I have no tonsils to catch it on, alas.

Pronto, you need some new music.

True story:

I stuck my bubble gum on the bedpost one night.

Then I forgot about it for several months.

I scraped some of it off but some of it is still there.

Moral: Don't do what old novelty songs tell you to do.

We can't be silent, cause they might be giants, and what are we gonna do unless they are?

No one, but no one, does pointless like Pi!

This is probably a good thing.

Oh, has anyone seen my z? I seem to have misplaced it. Oh, nevermind. There it is.

I like real bananas, real watermelon, and real grapes, but anything artificially flavored banana, watermelon, or grape nauseates me.

Ahgkha welklaau yoiuy1 hjhljhffffrr buha yuiayo 1ajhd.

I don't know about the old elephant you keep in the freezer. It does a nice tango, but the insurance is really getting rather out of hand. The only solution is to roll your eyes and pretend you're the headless pillow-pixie.

10-13

11-21. 1111471.

Yay! I have 200 posts!

If "shi" and "hir" are really words, what forms do the plurals and plural possessives take?

I don't want to be politically incorrect, you knwo.

Well, if they're really words, then a giant monkey will fly to everyone's house and give them free oranges and instruction on proper usage. If the monkey hasn't arrived yet, then they must not be words.

Monkeys, heh heh. Throw?

Unleash the monkey!

(I love that wav.)

Yes but in the end, after all is said and done, what matters it that house cats don't wear pants?

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I look good in fur,
-The Dark Tiger

This month's avatar is lifted from Tonja Steele, who remind you to please, pet the Tiger.
No, it's not dark. No, I don't care.

I've cut this bar three times, and it's STILL too short.

And my pants are too short, too.

My name is Sue. How do you do? Now you gonna die!

Why not? Won't be the first time. Won't be the last.... Sue.



(You sure are ugly for a Sue.)

Oh, you don't worry about me, I'm a tough one! It wasn't the first time I've been thrown out a windaw, and it won't be the last time, either!

What the heck IS that latest flashing, blinking, black thing you have there, Pronto? Where the heck do you come up with all these graphics?

More to the point, why do I still have that same ol' cheetah I've had for weeks now?

Thats 'sposed to be an AH64. But it didn't come thru resizing too well.

Yeah, where do you get all those graphics? And what do you use to resize pictures?

Google image search.
PSP7 and PSP Animation Shop.

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A religion is sometimes a source of happiness and I would not deprive anyone of happiness. But it is a comfort appropriate for the weak.
The great trouble with a religion, any religion, is that a religionist, having accepted certain propositions by faith, cannot thereafter judge those propositions by evidence. One may bask at the warm fires of faith or choose to live in the bleak uncertainty of reason, but one cannot have both.

Robert A Heinlein (As Hartley M Baldwin, in Friday)