The Nightstar Zoo

Optimist: "The glass is half full."
Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."
Engineer: "That glass is twice as large as it needs to be."

Pronto - Oh, okay. I don't have a photo editor program, so I may just be out of luck. Thanks anyway.
Now back to the pointless!

Please pass the cheese.

I got Dennis (my 16-year-old son) a pair of Spongebob Squarepants boxers. They're his favorite ones.

He said he showed them to a couple of girls at his school.

Would somebody PLEASE explain something to me?!

Sure.
You hit the nail with the hammer.

But...

that hurts. And if you hit it hard enough, your nail turns black and drops off.

Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans, navy beans.
Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders
Navy beans, navy beans, meat loaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe, yeah, sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe, yeah, sloppy joe, slop sloppy joe.

One morning I woke up too see, aw the pepperoni pizza was lookin' at me. It screamed why do you burn me and serve me up cold, I said a I got the spatula - just do what you're told. And the liver and onions started joining the fight, and the chocolate pudding pushed me with all of its might, and the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head - it's called revenge, said the garlic bread.

One by one the penguins are stealing my sanity.

Az

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Now if only they had that in BLAM!...

1. Take an ordinary water squirt gun.

2. Extract blood from a willing subject.

3. Remove the red blood cells, white blood cells, and platelets from the blood, along with anything else floating about.

4. You should be left with blood plasma. Load it into the gun.

5. Squirt.

6. Repeat.

Whoa! Applause!
Jer seems to have raised Pointless to an all time high.
Congrats!

How are we ever gonna top this?

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A religion is sometimes a source of happiness and I would not deprive anyone of happiness. But it is a comfort appropriate for the weak.
The great trouble with a religion, any religion, is that a religionist, having accepted certain propositions by faith, cannot thereafter judge those propositions by evidence. One may bask at the warm fires of faith or choose to live in the bleak uncertainty of reason, but one cannot have both.

Robert A Heinlein (As Hartley M Baldwin, in Friday)

What can I say? It's a gift.

As I write this, the Mariners are down 13 to 2. It is a sad day.

They were given to me in a burst of unaccountable generosity by the male flight attendant on my last America West flight.

I swear. 'Cause I offered to trade seats so this lady could sit with her 2 kids.

Anyway, they have such great sound, and they are really comfortable, and each earpiece hooks around your actual ear, with no headband connecting them, and zowie they're just so cool. And FREE! They were so free.

That's the end. I guess the post had a point, but it's not important. I'm gonna listen to music now...

"a'm 'enery tha eigth I am, henery the eigth I am I am, I got married to the widow next door, she's been married seven times ago an' every one was a 'enery (henry) she wouldn't have a willy or a sam (no sam!)"...

Too bad my name's Eddie.

On the gripping hand..... this is the pointless thread.

Who are all you people?

Did Roman police speak pig Latin?

Yes.

And Roman paramedics were skilled at starting Fours in their patients' veins.

Hehehe...good one, Kare...

"Quick, we need CC cc's of adrenaline! Stat!"

Do not go naked into that good night. The tides of jello will soon be upon us, but if you just have faith in the hard evidence that has been dutifully on display under six wet half-tons of spam e-mail, then you may yet reach the tootsie-roll center of the universe. They may say that a circle is without end, but really it's within, except when it's not. You can ponder the origin of that brown thing between your toes, but you really wouldn't like to hear her story. Instead, just relax on a bed of nails, tip back a tall glass of motor oil, and breathe deep the gathering gloom. Remember, it doesn't get any better than this, and things can only improve from here. Forecast calls for partly sunny, highs in the upper 70s, with overnight lows in the 50s.

Someday, I'll look back on tomorrow, and wonder what the hell I'm talking about. Maybe today.

...

In the end who can say if the lemmings understand space flight? The challenge here is to fight back the swarms of badgers that threaten to overrun the caramel crop. Indeed if they break through here the whole conga line and then we'll all be dancing alone. Everyone knwo's that means you be going home on the hood of your car buddy boy. So that's what you need to remember: you only watch the weather channel after the street has been washed out.

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I look good in fur,
-The Dark Tiger

This month's avatar is lifted from Tonja Steele, who remind you to please, pet the Tiger.
No, it's not dark. No, I don't care.

[22:26:52] <Pi> For references to Spinal Tap, I suggest IMDB
[22:27:05] <Vermilion> I saw them on tour, actually.
[22:27:15] <Omni-Max> I had to get a spinal tap done.
[22:27:17] <Omni-Max> It hurt.

Once upon a time there lived a little man with a green hat.

The end.

Az

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Now if only they had that in BLAM!...

What do you want, Shakespeare?

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Now if only they had that in BLAM!...

I want a tall pint of this 'refrigerated' beer I've heard so much about, and a million monkeys.

Why must all threads degenerate into pointlessness? Why can't people just keep their blunt instruments HERE?? Why am I using so many question marks??? Does anyone notice a pattern???? If so, what Is it????? Could you please state your answer in the form of a question?????? Why do I care anyhow??????? Why am I wasting time in here???????? What would Shakespear do with a million monkeys????????? If you tried to get an infinate number of monkeys to write Hamlet, how would you sort out the junk scripts?????????? Why do people say an infinite number of monkeys, given an infinite amount of time would write hamlet, when one monkey could do it in an infinite amount of time, or an infinite number in a few hours??????????? How would you get an infinite number of monkeys to sit at an infinite number of typewriters for an infinite length of time, or even a few hours???????????? How many monkey hours would it take to reproduce this thread?????????????

LLAMA!!!!


[EDIT= We've edited this post to see if anyone ever reads this entire thread. When you see this I will send you some camel flavored chewing gum at once. Thank you.]

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I look good in fur,
-The Dark Tiger

This month's avatar is lifted from Tonja Steele, who remind you to please, pet the Tiger.
No, it's not dark. No, I don't care.

I don't know. I managed to reproduce this thread by bouncing a golf ball on my keyboard for a few minutes.