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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:18 am 
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A woman fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 2:23 pm 
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ok, how many people were expecting her to land in sh*t?


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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:06 pm 
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link to the news story is dead now

The septic tank for the apartment building where this woman lived was being cleaned out. She was putting out the wash to dry and fell off her apartment's balcony, dropping six stories to land flat in the pile of crap.

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:08 am 
Marko Dash wrote:
ok, how many people were expecting her to land in sh*t?

I expected that at first, but at least landing on shaving cream is far more pleasant.


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by Benny Bell

I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
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I think I'll break off with my girlfriend
Her antics are queer, I'll admit
Each time I say, "Darling, I love you"
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Our baby fell out of the window
You'd think that her head would be split
But good luck was with her that morning
She fell in a barrel of ...
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Shave every day and you'll always look keen

My old lady died in a bathtub
She died from a terrible fit
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When I was in France with the army
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And now folks my story is ended
I think it is time I should quit
And if anyone of you feel offended
Push your head in a bucket of ...
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