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Who'd win in a fight--Batman or Spiderman?
Batman 50%  50%  [ 12 ]
Spiderman 38%  38%  [ 9 ]
Draw 13%  13%  [ 3 ]
Total votes : 24
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 Post subject: Batman vs. Spiderman
PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:38 pm 
[18:30] Gerald: Spiderman and Batman would be a hell of a fight
[18:30] VincentAvatar: Totally.
[18:30] VincentAvatar: Ger
[18:30] Mravac_Kid: Superman doesn't need that.
[18:30] VincentAvatar: It would rock the very foundations of the EARTH
[18:31] Hogan: Would you like to know the local police had all you data on a file, including the intimate ones?
[18:31] VincentAvatar: But I'd call Spidey
[18:31] Mravac_Kid: As only Batman can beat him.
[18:31] Mravac_Kid: And Batman has no weaknesses.
[18:31] FordDent: I'm not so sure
[18:31] Gerald: He's got a majorly screwed up psyche
[18:31] FordDent: I mean, both Spiderman and Batman have a lot of angst
[18:31] Tyrantus: Batman isn't a Super hero though is he? He's just a rich guy with fighting skills and gadets. Spidey would own him.
[18:32] FordDent: But Spidey could totally pull it off, I think, as his angst isn't quite as bad
[18:32] FordDent: I mean sure his uncle died
[18:32] Gerald: Tyrantus: In multiple continuies Batman can beat Superman
[18:32] Mravac_Kid: BAH.
[18:32] Mravac_Kid: Nonsense.
[18:32] FordDent: But Batman fuckin' watched his parents get gunned down in front of him
[18:32] Gerald: Spiderman doesn't have the identy issues.
[18:32] FordDent: That's some heavy shit to see
[18:32] FordDent: Precisely--Spidey is much more stable than Batman is, I think.
[18:33] Gerald: Batman's also got the entire crusade mentality
[18:33] Mravac_Kid: Those are his strengths.
[18:33] FordDent: Yeah, he's pretty psychotic when you really think about it
[18:33] Mravac_Kid: Without those, he'd be just another billionaire playboy.
[18:34] Gerald: He's got all the training, though.
[18:34] Gerald: He knows like every fighting style ever
[18:34] Gerald: And he's reallyreallyreally intelligent, to boot
[18:35] Gerald: ...I'm gonna start a thread and post this.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:40 pm 
Gotta go with Spidey on this one.

Batman's angst would catch up with him before it caught up with Spiderman.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:44 pm 
See the thing is that Spidey's just as much of a genius as Batman, and Batman's is pretty acrobatic himself... The thing is, though, Spidey's sense is like, unblockable. It's not like Batman could kryptonite his ass either. And emotionally, Batman's got way more problems than Spiderman. His angst would get him before Spidey's had any effect on the fight. Both have the crusade mentality; Spiderman wants to keep the world safe, and Batman wants to bust punks. When it comes down to it, you've gotta start looking at superpowers, and Spiderman's clearly in the lead as far as that goes.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:54 pm 
I'm gonna say Batman. Batman's got more combat training and a better fighting mentality. If the Green Goblin and the Hobgoblin could figure out the spider-sense and disable it, so could Batman.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:21 pm 
I'm leaning towards Batman.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:43 pm 
I'm gonna go with Batman. Much better trained fighter, and it's not like he never fought anyone with powers. Plus Batman fights dirty.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 4:43 am 
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I would say Spiderman, he is still fast, agile with superpowers and spidersense... but then I remembered that Batman always has the right equipment around to counter whatever he meets, so... I went for a draw! 8-)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:25 am 
Batman. But not by much. He's still smarter than Parker, although Parker's pretty good himself...


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:59 am 
Good match. Batman would lose initially, but would collect enough data from the experience to lay a trap for Spidey the second time around and beat his punk ass into the pavement.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:17 pm 
Batman. He has Bat shark repellent. 'Nuff said.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 1:27 pm 
gwalla wrote:
Batman. He has Bat shark repellent. 'Nuff said.


In a spray can, even.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:30 pm 
Batman definitely. Spiderman's a clown....


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:33 pm 
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Depends. Are we talking the '60s Batman or the uhm... serious one?


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Batman. He has Bat shark repellent. 'Nuff said.

And the shark was pulling my leg!

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 2:50 pm 
gnolam wrote:
Depends. Are we talking the '60s Batman or the uhm... serious one?[/i]


Adam West is the One True Batman.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 3:02 pm 
I still say Batman sucks.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 5:51 pm 
DaniHanaHone wrote:
I still say Batman sucks.


YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR OWN DOOM.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 6:58 pm 
Gerald wrote:
DaniHanaHone wrote:
I still say Batman sucks.


YOU HAVE SEALED YOUR OWN DOOM.

Bah. Been there, done that. 8-)


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:02 pm 
Batman.

Yes, it would be a humdinger of a fight. And the spider-sense would be nearly impossible to overcome. Plus, Spidey has the organic web-shooters now so Batman can't just disable those to level the playing field a bit. So Batman would contrive some way to attack Spidey from eighteen angles at once, so that even with early warning and super-fast reflexes, _something_ would get through. And that would be it for Spidey.

-m@


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:51 am 
Batman.

End of line.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 12:50 pm 
Bats kicks, spidey licks.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:41 pm 
The General wrote:
Bats kicks, spidey licks.


Spidey licks?

Licks what? Batman?


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 1:42 pm 
Darth Shrike wrote:
The General wrote:
Bats kicks, spidey licks.


Spidey licks?

Licks what? Batman?


Mary Jane.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:31 pm 
Animal wrote:
Darth Shrike wrote:
The General wrote:
Bats kicks, spidey licks.


Spidey licks?

Licks what? Batman?


Mary Jane.


mmm Mary Jane...


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 2:53 pm 
8O


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 3:20 pm 
Animal wrote:
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Insert Drooling here


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:34 pm 
Draw. Spider Man is one of the few people smart enough to go toe-to-toe with Batman for more than a few rounds. Even though it's two different kinds of smart, I still think they'd match up pretty well. Spidey is damned clever, and Bats is is a tactical genius.

Normally I pick Batman in fights with superheroes with superpowers (he took down Superman in The Dark Knight Returns , and his contingency plans for how to take out the Justice League nearly killed them all when they fell into the wrong hands), but he wouldn't have any background information on Spidey, since they're not in the same universe.

Spidey, with his super strength, webshooting, and spider sense, could probably keep all of Bats gadgets from hitting their mark, but I don't think he could gain the upper hand.

I say the fight would end with something lame like Joker wearing the Venom symbiote showing up and Bats and Spidey teaming up to kick its ass.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:40 pm 
Batman does have the aid of roaming bands of torpedo intercepting porpoises...

Now please, I need to get back to work. Has anyone seen my Ballpoint Banana?


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 12:53 am 
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http://www.livejournal.com/users/walkerton/235979.html


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:19 pm 
I go with a draw. I didn't understand why they crossed Superman and Spider-man when DC and Marvel would do their crossovers now and then. Batman and Spider-man is a much more obvious choice. (Worse, they teamed Batman with the Hulk. What's with that?!)


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