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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:44 am 
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Bill gets sex-ay with Windows 1.0 in 1985.

http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=272750

Yes, they're real pics.

http://pro.corbis.com/search/searchresults.asp?txt=AAHW001038&openImage=AAHW001038

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Bill Gates, CEO of Microsoft, reclines on his desk in his office soon after the release of Windows 1.0. 1985 Bellevue, Washington, USA

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:22 am 
And he's more than just a computer geek...


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:01 am 
I think somebody seduced him. Or he was freraking drunk.

And do note the already persent blue screen of death.


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 11:53 pm 
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The PC in the background has to be running something like EDIT or some
word processor. :P

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:10 am 
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Probably zero chance he'd do a 20th anniversary reprise of those pics. Put Windows "Longhorn" on the monitor to lean on, Word 2003 on the one in the back and a Mac Mini instead of the 128K Mac. ;)

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:48 pm 
bizzybody wrote:
Probably zero chance he'd do a 20th anniversary reprise of those pics. Put Windows "Longhorn" on the monitor to lean on, Word 2003 on the one in the back and a Mac Mini instead of the 128K Mac. ;)


Does Longhorn even support CGA?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:07 am 
What is longhorn actually?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:17 am 
Darth Shrike wrote:
What is longhorn actually?

::shudders::


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:44 am 
Huh?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:18 pm 
Darth Shrike wrote:
What is longhorn actually?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2005 7:32 pm 
I dunno, she doesn't waste enough screen space. Or enough CPU... or RAM.

And she looks better.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:13 am 
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Darth Shrike wrote:
What is longhorn actually?


The codename for the next version of Windows after XP and Server 2003.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2005 6:16 am 
As long as the error messages don't look like "I say, I say, it looks like you got a problem here, boy!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 12:59 am 
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As long as the error messages don't look like "I say, I say, it looks like you got a problem here, boy!"

That may very well be an improvement. ;) At least it'd be funny in some other sense than ironic.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 11:32 am 
The Clueless One wrote:
As long as the error messages don't look like "I say, I say, it looks like you got a problem here, boy!"



Nah, that's Foghorn Leghorn. And besides, then Microsoft would need to release an update called, "Chichken Hawk." Of course, whenever you go to load the update, it chases your icons away, and refuses to answer to "boy."


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 8:00 pm 
Here's all the OS-tans like the Longhorn there.


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