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Author:  Gerald [ Tue Sep 06, 2005 11:18 am ]
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Mr. Constant Value and Mr. e<sup>x</sup> were walking down the street, and accross the street they saw one of the Derivative gang.

"Oooh, let's not go that way," Mr. Constant Value said.

"Bah, he's no big deal," replied Mr. e<sup>x</sup>.

"If I run into him I'll become nothing!" Mr. Constant Value exclaimed.

"He can't do nuthin to me," answered Mr. e<sup>x</sup>, and he walked across the street to the member of the Derivative gang.

"Hello," he said, "I'm Mr. e<sup>x</sup>."

"Hi," the guy replied, "I'm Mr. <i>d</i>/<i>dy</i>."

Author:  Raif [ Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:06 am ]
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That's amusing... *hangs head in shame for giggling at it* ;)

Author:  Gen. Burnsides [ Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:08 am ]
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There are worse ones. Such as, what do you call a blind dyslexic person? A secant. And, what do you get when cross a mountain climber with a mesquito? Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Author:  Pi [ Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:08 pm ]
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I assume you've heard the one about the constipated mathematician?

Author:  Gen. Burnsides [ Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:40 pm ]
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I have nto heard that one, and am choosing to ignore the part of my brain that is screaming "no, you fool, don't do it! Stop now before it is to late!"
What is that joke?

Author:  Pi [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:07 pm ]
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He worked it out with a pencil.

Author:  gnolam [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:54 pm ]
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Eww. And I was expecting a log joke...

Author:  Gen. Burnsides [ Wed Sep 21, 2005 4:37 pm ]
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Why'd I ask?

Author:  DaveK [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:00 am ]
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Sheep*Kangaroo*cos(theta)

Author:  Raif [ Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:21 pm ]
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Actually dot product is |A| * |B| * cos(theta).

Cross is closer related to sine (the more orthogonal two vectors are, the greater the cross product). Anyway, the only geometric representation of a cross product that comes to mind, besides finding a vector orthogonal to both the inputs, is that |A x B| is the area of the parallelogram of which two sides are described by A and B.

Ha ha, ruined your joke with math! ;P

Author:  AnnoDomini [ Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:37 pm ]
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Code:
         \
sinx    sinx
           \
----  = ----  = six = 6
         \
 n        n
           \

Author:  Fluxxdog [ Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:42 pm ]
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Here's an old one.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

Author:  AnnoDomini [ Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:16 pm ]
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Fluxxdog wrote:
Here's an old one.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.


Should I be worried that I read '10' as 2 when I first saw this?

Anyway:

Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

Author:  Fluxxdog [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:43 am ]
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Did you hear about the chemist would didn't want a garden?
He was afraid he'd have problems with moles!

Author:  kreely [ Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:00 pm ]
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*snickers*

Lovely...absolutely lovely :)

Author:  gnolam [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 3:58 pm ]
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Q: What do you call a one-sided nudie bar?
A: A Möbius strip club.

Author:  Ogredude [ Fri Jan 27, 2006 4:00 pm ]
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One day, Jesus was explaining to his disciples, "Heaven is a bit like y = x² + x + 1"

One disciple leaned over to another, and said "I don't understand!"

The second disciple whispered back, "Don't worry, it's just another one of his parabolas."

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