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Author:  AngelHedgie [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:16 pm ]
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You sort of have to see it for yourself.

Author:  Pronto [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:32 pm ]
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Oh YES!!! Rock on, Viking Kittens!

Boy, I'm glad I'm not gonna get blamed for this one. :)

Author:  Simon Jester [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:53 pm ]
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Sadly, the original Viking Kitten cartoon seems to be gone. :(

Author:  Pronto [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:16 pm ]
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That is sad. :(

Author:  Raif [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:44 pm ]
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* Raif mourns the gay viking kitten.

Author:  Dark_Tiger [ Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:08 pm ]
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I'm going to assume that someone spiked my Moutian dew with LSD agian and pretend this thread never happened.

Author:  Pronto [ Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:53 am ]
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Hey! Viking Kittens rock!

Author:  AnnaOnTheMoon [ Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:58 am ]
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Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. please, think of the kittens!

Author:  kreely [ Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:30 am ]
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Ummm, would you like fries with that?

Author:  Pi [ Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:21 pm ]
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Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?

Author:  Jeremiah Smith [ Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:14 pm ]
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AnnaOnTheMoon wrote:
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.


Excellent! I'm not a cat person. *grabs a stack of Playboys and heads to the bathroom* I'll be gone for a few hours... hold my calls.

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please, think of the kittens!


Not while I'm masturbating, I won't.

Author:  Pronto [ Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:52 pm ]
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Viking Kittens is good eats!

Author:  hawk [ Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:15 pm ]
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I had a kitten once. It was my friend. Then it tried to kill me. I ate it. I like kittens. Bacon-fried kittens.

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 6:25 pm ]
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Cool. I like it. Except for the bacon part.

Author:  kreely [ Wed May 14, 2003 6:47 pm ]
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I prefer my bacon wrapped around scallops or filet mignon...and pardon my spelling.

Author:  Raif [ Wed May 14, 2003 6:56 pm ]
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Two fat ladies added bacon to everything they made. And anchovies. Then one of them died, and now it's only One Fat Ladie.

It's so sad. :cry:

Author:  kreely [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:00 pm ]
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Bacon in small doses is great for adding to salads and green beans, etc.

Bacon in large doses is hazardous to the pig.

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:15 pm ]
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Raif wrote:
Two fat ladies added bacon to everything they made. And anchovies. Then one of them died, and now it's only One Fat Ladie.

It's so sad. :cry:


You misspelled Lady.

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:16 pm ]
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kreely wrote:
Bacon in small doses is great for adding to salads and green beans, etc.

Bacon in large doses is hazardous to the pig.


Small doses just hurt the pig?
I know he ain't gonna be happy.

Author:  Raif [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:19 pm ]
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Did I, or do you only THINK I did? The secret is, there is no lady. Because she died.

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:21 pm ]
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No, the other one.

Author:  Raif [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:26 pm ]
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They were both fat, cooks and obsessed with bacon and anchovies. What does it matter which one?

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:28 pm ]
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It matters(ed) to them.

Author:  Raif [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:38 pm ]
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I should think so. One of them died protecting her right to abuse bacon.

Author:  Pronto [ Wed May 14, 2003 7:40 pm ]
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Not bacon abuse. Pig abuse.

Author:  UPC747 [ Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:54 pm ]
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AnnaOnTheMoon wrote:
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. please, think of the kittens!


Pi wrote:
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.


It's a never ending cycle!

Author:  War [ Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:51 am ]
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So would masturbating a kitten make god kill himself?

Author:  Raif [ Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:20 pm ]
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Have you tested empyrically yet? *sends this thread to war's headmaster*

Author:  Jeremiah Smith [ Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:42 pm ]
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Raif wrote:
Have you tested empyrically yet? *sends this thread to war's headmaster*


No results yet.

I mean, I wouldn't know.

Author:  Dark_Tiger [ Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:13 am ]
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Gaaaaah :shocked!:

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