The Nightstar Zoo

Nightstar IRC Network - irc.nightstar.net
It is currently Sat Dec 16, 2017 12:16 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 9 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 8:59 pm 
This is what happens with no beer and no schlock!

Posted by vote sorta, strangely enough.

Oct 14 02:13:45 <JeremiahSmith> Hold me...hold me as I go...ohh...it's so dark...and cold...
Oct 14 02:13:51 * JeremiahSmith doesn't die.
Oct 14 02:13:58 * Pronto runs over Jerm head.
Oct 14 02:14:07 * JeremiahSmith remains unrunover.
Oct 14 02:14:13 * Raif wonders why jer is hugging the asphalt...
Oct 14 02:14:51 <Pronto> Jerm has an secret relationship going with the pavement?
Oct 14 02:15:47 <Raif> Pronto, you've already said too much.
Oct 14 02:15:51 <JeremiahSmith> Hey! Don't talk about my pavement that way!
Oct 14 02:15:53 * JeremiahSmith hugs his pavement.
Oct 14 02:16:03 <JeremiahSmith> There, there...just ignore them...they just don't understand our love...
Oct 14 02:16:04 <Raif> If you want the whole story go to www.madroadlovin.com
Oct 14 02:16:29 <Raif> be warned, graphic pictures therein.
Oct 14 02:16:30 <Pronto> lol
Oct 14 02:16:30 <JeremiahSmith> My pavement and I wish to be alone now.
Oct 14 02:16:34 * Dark_Tiger avoids that link.
Oct 14 02:16:39 <Raif> that's not what he said on the web cam!
Oct 14 02:17:06 <JeremiahSmith> That was the pavement's idea, not mine!
Oct 14 02:17:08 * Raif flees the country and gets a nice home in figi.
Oct 14 02:17:36 <Raif> Well it takes two to make Bananana Surprise.
Oct 14 02:17:36 * Pronto follows Raif backwards and goes to Gifi.
Oct 14 02:17:51 <JeremiahSmith> No, it takes three.
Oct 14 02:18:01 <Raif> oh, yeah... bystander.
Oct 14 02:18:16 * Raif 'splodes nanny og.
Oct 14 02:18:27 * JeremiahSmith and his pavement go elsewhere.
Oct 14 02:18:33 <JeremiahSmith> Nanny og?
Oct 14 02:18:47 * Pronto waves Raif at Jerm and his 'lady' friend.
Oct 14 02:18:52 <Raif> pratchett character, she created banana surprise.
Oct 14 02:19:02 <Raif> It dirtier than it sounds. =)
Oct 14 02:19:18 <JeremiahSmith> Ahh.
Oct 14 02:19:23 * JeremiahSmith gets a hotel room.
Oct 14 02:19:33 <Raif> No asphalt in that hotel room.
Oct 14 02:19:56 <Raif> you'll have to get the presidential suite. THey can do anything.
Oct 14 02:20:08 <-- Pronto has quit (Quit: War is good business. Invest your children.)
Oct 14 02:20:10 <JeremiahSmith> The best thing about pavements...they're still a virgin even though they've been already laid once.
Oct 14 02:20:19 * kreely blinks
Oct 14 02:20:22 * kreely coughs
Oct 14 02:20:36 * Vorn blinks.
Oct 14 02:20:37 <Vorn> O.o
Oct 14 02:20:40 <JeremiahSmith> I do believe that may have been the most perverting thing I've ever said in this channel.
Oct 14 02:20:49 <kreely> I agree
Oct 14 02:21:01 <Dark_Tiger> And this from the guy who freaked at the furrys.
Oct 14 02:21:28 * kreely nods
Oct 14 02:21:32 <JeremiahSmith> Nobody's drawn any pavement porn, yet, DT.
Oct 14 02:21:35 <kreely> bookworm would be proud
Oct 14 02:23:37 --- Dark_Tiger is now known as DT-Lookingforbook
Oct 14 02:23:38 <JeremiahSmith> Quiet, you Philistines.
Oct 14 02:23:42 <Raif> That worries me, kreely. =)
Oct 14 02:23:52 <DT-Lookingforbook> a book not Book
Oct 14 02:23:55 <Raif> Keep your philanthropy to yourself!
Oct 14 02:25:20 * Raif vows never to sit in jer's driveway.
Oct 14 02:25:32 <JeremiahSmith> My driveway has gravel anyway.
Oct 14 02:25:33 <-- Jason has quit (Connection reset by peer)
Oct 14 02:25:38 <Raif> OW!
Oct 14 02:25:41 * Schlock eats it.
Oct 14 02:25:50 <Raif> ;:o
Oct 14 02:25:52 <JeremiahSmith> It's not that bad...
Oct 14 02:26:01 <Schlock> Kinda crunchy though.
Oct 14 02:26:17 * kreely smacks schlock with a flowerpot
Oct 14 02:26:24 <JeremiahSmith> It actually doesn't hurt as much as you'd think.
Oct 14 02:26:30 <Schlock> *CRUNCH* *CRUNCH* -- Tastes like grape nuts.
Oct 14 02:26:49 <Raif> well I suppose after the highway, a little driveway is just a piece of meat to you!
Oct 14 02:27:01 <JeremiahSmith> Indeed. One night stand.
Oct 14 02:27:25 <Vorn> O.o o.O
Oct 14 02:27:29 <kreely> ummmm
Oct 14 02:27:32 <kreely> yeah, sure
Oct 14 02:27:41 * kreely thinks you boys need to get out more often
Oct 14 02:27:44 <Pi> Vorn has four eyes!
Oct 14 02:27:56 <JeremiahSmith> Yeah, really. It's hard to carry my pavement up to my dorm room.
Oct 14 02:28:09 <JeremiahSmith> Hmmm...the parking lot by my dorm is empty...
Oct 14 02:28:11 <JeremiahSmith> BRB
Oct 14 02:28:14 --- JeremiahSmith is now known as JS-Away
Oct 14 02:28:23 <Raif> ROFL!
Oct 14 02:28:33 * Vorn giggles.
Oct 14 02:28:37 --> westyx (westyx@Nightstar-2420.optusnet.com.au) has joined #Schlock_Mercenary
Oct 14 02:28:37 --- ChanServ sets mode [#schlock_mercenary +o westyx]
Oct 14 02:28:51 <Raif> kreely: you have nooo idea. =)
Oct 14 02:29:08 * Raif 'splodes the sun by way of blowing it up.
Oct 14 02:29:14 <kreely> ok...keep your hands (plural) on the kb where I can see them
Oct 14 02:29:29 <westyx> why did you do that raif?
Oct 14 02:29:39 <Raif> So I could go outside.
Oct 14 02:30:03 <westyx> you could just wait
Oct 14 02:30:13 <westyx> if you blow up the sun it makes things bad for me
Oct 14 02:30:13 <Raif> what about jer? he's out doing Lord Knows What to the handicap spaces!
Oct 14 02:30:29 <kreely> hey now, those handicap spaces are of legal age
Oct 14 02:30:31 <Raif> Nobody will miss it.
Oct 14 02:30:33 <Vorn> O.o
Oct 14 02:30:39 <westyx> i will
Oct 14 02:30:41 <kreely> and I don't think they'll be nonconsenting
Oct 14 02:30:45 <Pi> Um, Raif... It's 2:30am, isn't it? It's not as though the sun is all that bright right now.
Oct 14 02:30:56 <Raif> That's not the point!
Oct 14 02:31:02 <Raif> It lights up the moon or something.
Oct 14 02:31:13 <westyx> what about all the other stars?
Oct 14 02:31:20 * DT-Lookingforbook sniffs his drink
Oct 14 02:31:24 <westyx> gonna have them blown up as well?
Oct 14 02:31:25 <Raif> They're all gone.
Oct 14 02:31:38 <DT-Lookingforbook> What did you put in this?
Oct 14 02:31:39 <Raif> You just won't notice for a long time. =)
Oct 14 02:31:55 <kreely> hey DT...book's on his way back from dallas
Oct 14 02:31:56 <Raif> Jer slipped some road salt into it.
Oct 14 02:32:03 <Raif> I think he mistook it for his date's.
Oct 14 02:32:11 <DT-Lookingforbook> a book not the Book
Oct 14 02:32:14 <westyx> Bookworm Did Dallas?
Oct 14 02:32:22 <kreely> umm, yeah
Oct 14 02:32:27 --- DT-Lookingforbook is now known as Dark_Tiger
Oct 14 02:32:27 * Raif avoids dallas.
Oct 14 02:32:28 <kreely> in a sick way, yeah
Oct 14 02:32:55 * westyx gets dallas nuked. it's the only way to make sure the contagion doesn't spread
Oct 14 02:33:44 <Raif> oy, even the water table is tainted now.
Oct 14 02:33:54 <westyx> i'll live
Oct 14 02:34:00 --- JS-Away is now known as JeremiahSmith
Oct 14 02:34:00 * kreely raises an eyebrow
Oct 14 02:34:05 <JeremiahSmith> Wow. That was GREAT.
Oct 14 02:34:11 <kreely> what, y'all don't like book doing anything?
Oct 14 02:34:23 <Raif> Jer, cop came up and said you forgot to mark the meter.
Oct 14 02:34:37 <JeremiahSmith> I'm not paying for sex...that's illegal!
Oct 14 02:34:44 <Raif> You're getting ticketed for 100 dollars, plus psychiatric bills.
Oct 14 02:35:18 <Raif> We like book sitting in the padded, soundproofed room.
Oct 14 02:35:39 <westyx> one that's deep underground
Oct 14 02:35:42 <Raif> It's very tempting to post this to bash.org.
Oct 14 02:35:52 <JeremiahSmith> Yeah, but there's too much. You'd never fit it all.
Oct 14 02:35:53 * kreely laughs atta miah
Oct 14 02:35:59 <Raif> exactly west, with no air in.
Oct 14 02:36:07 <westyx> nono
Oct 14 02:36:10 <westyx> need air
Oct 14 02:36:11 <kreely> paying for sex? Is that what you call it when you deposit a quarter into the meter?
Oct 14 02:36:17 <JeremiahSmith> Anyway, just because you don't understand our relationship is no reason to make fun of it.
Oct 14 02:36:21 <JeremiahSmith> kreely...exactly!
Oct 14 02:36:22 <westyx> occasionally you need to bring him out to scare peoples
Oct 14 02:36:51 <JeremiahSmith> Hey...waitaminute....
Oct 14 02:36:55 * JeremiahSmith runs to the window.
Oct 14 02:36:57 <JeremiahSmith> HEY, YOU!
Oct 14 02:37:08 <JeremiahSmith> DON'T PARK YOUR CAR ON MY GIRLFRIEND!
Oct 14 02:37:09 <Raif> nah, west. We have pi for scarin. Book's for use in interrogation.
Oct 14 02:37:11 <JeremiahSmith> Dammit...
Oct 14 02:37:23 <Raif> Like playing Wayne Newton for 30 hours in a locked cell.
Oct 14 02:38:00 <Raif> jer, some drunk just got REAL fresh with your lady.
Oct 14 02:38:06 * Kiontar disappears
Oct 14 02:38:09 <-- Kiontar has quit (Quit: There are three things every man believes he can do - drive, write and screw. Unfortunately, he also believes he can do them *well*.)
Oct 14 02:38:33 * Pi wanders around the channel scaring people.
Oct 14 02:38:35 <JeremiahSmith> Bah...and she's just LYING there...that SLUT!
Oct 14 02:38:51 <westyx> meh
Oct 14 02:38:54 <kreely> Raif..waht am I for, then?
Oct 14 02:38:57 <westyx> i'm no longer scared by pi
Oct 14 02:39:05 <JeremiahSmith> Throwing beanie babies.
Oct 14 02:39:09 <kreely> bite me
Oct 14 02:39:13 <Raif> kreely... well... how about Bookkeeper?
Oct 14 02:39:13 * Pi stops trying to scare westyx and instead hurts westyx.
Oct 14 02:39:21 <westyx> that's better
Oct 14 02:39:25 <westyx> ow! that hurt!
Oct 14 02:39:33 <Pi> Bwahahahaa!!
Oct 14 02:39:41 * Pi wanders around the channel hurting westyx
Oct 14 02:39:53 * westyx stops being hurt by pi
Oct 14 02:39:54 <Raif> you can do that while wandering?
Oct 14 02:39:57 * JeremiahSmith decides to hurt westyx too.
Oct 14 02:40:17 * westyx hides behind kreely
Oct 14 02:40:21 * kreely stalks after the boys, pick ax in hand...hunting wild westyxs
Oct 14 02:40:22 <westyx> please, save me!
Oct 14 02:40:27 * Raif hurts things and saves west.
Oct 14 02:40:31 <kreely> nah, I'm hungry
Oct 14 02:40:35 <westyx> ahhhh
Oct 14 02:40:37 <westyx> !!
Oct 14 02:40:42 * westyx starts running around in circles
Oct 14 02:40:44 * Pi successfully scares westyx now. ;)
Oct 14 02:40:44 <kreely> westyx in alfredo sauce
Oct 14 02:40:54 * westyx eats lots of garlic
Oct 14 02:40:57 <Dark_Tiger> :/
Oct 14 02:40:59 * Raif seasons west to taste.
Oct 14 02:41:01 <kreely> hey now, Pi... it was a joint effort
Oct 14 02:41:06 <Pi> joint?
Oct 14 02:41:10 * westyx warps out of the channel
Oct 14 02:41:12 <Pi> Puff puff give, brother!
Oct 14 02:41:16 <westyx> hah! can't find me now!
Oct 14 02:41:23 * kreely adds a bit of pepper, some butter, and a light garlic vinegar sauce
Oct 14 02:41:29 * JeremiahSmith gives Pi a joint...a knee, to be precise.
Oct 14 02:41:35 * kreely puffs Pi and passes him to raif
Oct 14 02:41:36 * Pi smokes it.
Oct 14 02:41:37 --- Dark_Tiger is now known as DT_homework
Oct 14 02:41:57 * Pi sets JeremiahSmith's knee on fire and smokes it.
Oct 14 02:41:59 <Raif> o/~ 'nother day older and you're deeper in debt. o/~
Oct 14 02:42:19 --> UPC747 (UPC747@Nightstar-23918.aol.com) has joined #schlock_mercenary
Oct 14 02:42:26 * Raif will not blow pi, thank you.
Oct 14 02:42:28 * kreely smokes UPC and smiles
Oct 14 02:42:34 * kreely ROTFL
Oct 14 02:42:41 <kreely> so I can blow pi and you can't?
Oct 14 02:42:41 * Raif passes pi to UPC.
Oct 14 02:42:47 <Raif> That's correct. =)
Oct 14 02:42:48 * kreely thought it was more of a drag than a blow
Oct 14 02:42:57 <JeremiahSmith> There will be no blowing of the Pi in my presence, you sickos.
Oct 14 02:43:05 * kreely cackles irl
Oct 14 02:43:16 <UPC747> hey
Oct 14 02:43:17 <westyx> awww, why not
Oct 14 02:43:32 <westyx> everyone deserves a good blow now and then
Oct 14 02:43:35 <UPC747> lol
Oct 14 02:43:37 <westyx> even pies
Oct 14 02:43:40 <Raif> Even me?
Oct 14 02:43:47 * westyx looks at raif
Oct 14 02:43:49 <JeremiahSmith> Not you.
Oct 14 02:43:50 <kreely> I'd blow raif, but he doesn't roll well
Oct 14 02:43:56 <Raif> Awe. =(
Oct 14 02:44:03 * kreely thinks this convo is getting sicker by the moment
Oct 14 02:44:03 * Pi folds Raif
Oct 14 02:44:05 <westyx> yeah, you do. just not JeremiahSmith. he's a sicko
Oct 14 02:44:08 <JeremiahSmith> I'm going to go drink something, and read that again, just so I can do a spit take.
Oct 14 02:44:16 * westyx spindles and mutilates raif
Oct 14 02:44:43 <Raif> ROFLMAO...
Oct 14 02:45:03 <JeremiahSmith> What? How am I a sicko?
Oct 14 02:45:20 <westyx> you and your parking space mistresses
Oct 14 02:45:22 <Raif> YOU let a bum steal your girlfriend.
Oct 14 02:45:24 <UPC747> because you just are Jer
Oct 14 02:45:35 <kreely> book says that raif can't blow pi...only hot air.
Oct 14 02:45:42 <Raif> Guess she thought you were ditching the old cracked spots and giving the new asphalt a whirl.
Oct 14 02:45:45 <JeremiahSmith> Hey! Quiet, you bigot! There's nothing wrong with pavementsexuals!
Oct 14 02:45:48 <westyx> you could at least buy them by the month rather than the hour
Oct 14 02:46:16 <Raif> Well considering as hot air doth blow, it's not me he's referring to. =)
Oct 14 02:46:34 * kreely sighs as book sings the oompa loompa song over the phone
Oct 14 02:46:40 <Raif> Pi, you gonna take that sitting down?
Oct 14 02:46:43 * Raif prods pi.
Oct 14 02:46:51 * Pi ain't standing up for it.
Oct 14 02:46:52 <JeremiahSmith> Oompa, loompa, doompity dee...
Oct 14 02:46:58 * kreely sits on pi and pokes with a pointy stick
Oct 14 02:46:59 <Raif> Ohhhh dear. Someone done kilt 'im.
Oct 14 02:47:01 --- Og-GoNE is now known as Ogredude
Oct 14 02:47:03 * westyx shoots the oompas
Oct 14 02:47:08 <Ogredude> ooh, that's a good movie, Miah
Oct 14 02:47:10 <JeremiahSmith> Hey Oggy.
Oct 14 02:47:14 <kreely> hey og
Oct 14 02:47:19 <Ogredude> watched it just the other day
Oct 14 02:47:19 <JeremiahSmith> The book was better.
Oct 14 02:47:21 <UPC747> hey Og
Oct 14 02:47:21 <Ogredude> quite.
Oct 14 02:47:23 <westyx> hey og
Oct 14 02:47:25 <Raif> heya.
Oct 14 02:47:26 <Ogredude> Roald Dahl is awesome.
Oct 14 02:47:29 <Ogredude> heya
Oct 14 02:47:44 <Raif> Ronald Dolls?
Oct 14 02:47:50 <Ogredude> anyways, I was actually getting ready to leave, till I saw Miah's quote and decided I had to post
Oct 14 02:47:52 <JeremiahSmith> Roald Dahl, you ninnyhammer.
Oct 14 02:47:55 <UPC747> the guy that rights poems?
Oct 14 02:48:03 <UPC747> or is that the childrens author
Oct 14 02:48:03 <JeremiahSmith> Ogre...scroll up a bit.
Oct 14 02:48:18 <Raif> ogre, this is your warning.
Oct 14 02:48:28 * kreely covers her head
Oct 14 02:48:30 <Raif> Do Not Scroll.
Oct 14 02:48:34 <JeremiahSmith> You missed a bunch of Miah quote goodness...
Oct 14 02:48:35 --> IICV (~Gack@Nightstar-12350.ciro-home.net) has joined #schlock_mercenary
Oct 14 02:48:40 <Ogredude> ahhh, it's Book's fault.
Oct 14 02:48:46 <JeremiahSmith> Um, no.
Oct 14 02:48:49 <Raif> I would have posted something but no one quote captures the whole thing. =)
Oct 14 02:48:50 <IICV> Yes, it is.
Oct 14 02:48:50 <JeremiahSmith> Further.
Oct 14 02:48:51 <kreely> It's not book's fault!
Oct 14 02:48:59 <Raif> it is!
Oct 14 02:49:03 <IICV> Yeah!
Oct 14 02:49:09 <kreely> He says "Very little could be his fault seeeing as how he's not online"
Oct 14 02:49:16 <IICV> I don't know what i'm talking about, but it's his fault.
Oct 14 02:49:17 <JeremiahSmith> Well, it's Book's fault I sang Oompa Loompa songs.
Oct 14 02:49:18 <westyx> so?
Oct 14 02:49:19 * kreely blames syloq
Oct 14 02:49:32 <Raif> that doesn't mean he's not at fault, that simply means he's great at avoiding responsibility!
Oct 14 02:49:34 <westyx> book always has something to do with it
Oct 14 02:49:34 <JeremiahSmith> It's genetic's fault that I do what I did with what I did it with.
Oct 14 02:49:40 <Ogredude> heh
Oct 14 02:49:46 <Ogredude> I blame Bookworm.
Oct 14 02:49:46 * Raif drags book in here and waves pi threateningly.
Oct 14 02:49:59 * kreely sits on raif til he turns blue
Oct 14 02:50:00 * westyx sterilises js
Oct 14 02:50:10 <Raif> Poor bookworm...
Oct 14 02:50:15 <Raif> He's turning purple now. =(
Oct 14 02:50:20 <Ogredude> anyhoo, I'm headed to the store. Cyah.
Oct 14 02:50:23 --- Ogredude is now known as Og-GoNE
Oct 14 02:50:25 <Raif> good shopping.
Oct 14 02:50:29 <westyx> cyah
Oct 14 02:50:35 * JeremiahSmith reaches under his mattress and gets out the latest issue of Rand McNally's Freeway Map.
Oct 14 02:50:36 <IICV> No, Raif, you're the one who is turning purple.
Oct 14 02:50:43 * kreely snickers
Oct 14 02:50:44 <Raif> or hunting, depending on the sophistication of the store in question.
Oct 14 02:50:58 <IICV> Blue comes after purple... It's when all the blood drains out.
Oct 14 02:51:03 <Raif> I couldn't be turning purple.
Oct 14 02:51:03 <kreely> oooer, look...purplr raif
Oct 14 02:51:08 <Raif> I'm pasty white, see?
Oct 14 02:51:13 <kreely> purple raif, purple raif...
Oct 14 02:51:13 <JeremiahSmith> TURN PURPLE, DAMMIT!
Oct 14 02:51:17 * JeremiahSmith chokes Raif.
Oct 14 02:51:21 <IICV> Purple is when your blood lacks the oxygen to be red.
Oct 14 02:51:24 * westyx paints raif purply
Oct 14 02:51:26 * Raif remains unchoked.
Oct 14 02:51:33 * kreely grins atta raif
Oct 14 02:51:36 * Raif is now a lovely shade of violet.
Oct 14 02:51:38 <kreely> I can make you choke
Oct 14 02:51:42 <kreely> book in a bikini
Oct 14 02:51:44 * JeremiahSmith beats Raif.
Oct 14 02:51:46 <kreely> with a wax job
Oct 14 02:51:47 <JeremiahSmith> OH DEAR GOD!
Oct 14 02:51:50 <Raif> no, that just makes me gag.
Oct 14 02:51:54 * JeremiahSmith begins retching.
Oct 14 02:52:03 <Raif> yeah, like that.
Oct 14 02:52:03 <JeremiahSmith> Oh Jesus...godddd...give me furries over that anyday.
Oct 14 02:52:05 <JeremiahSmith> Christ.
Oct 14 02:52:16 <westyx> lol
Oct 14 02:52:17 <Raif> AHAH! You like furries!
Oct 14 02:52:21 <IICV> Redundant furries?
Oct 14 02:52:22 <JeremiahSmith> Now I have to go do an icepick lobotomy to remove that image from my brain.
Oct 14 02:52:25 <UPC747> furries must DIE!
Oct 14 02:52:32 <westyx> nothing wrong with furries
Oct 14 02:52:33 <IICV> I have no issues with furries.
Oct 14 02:52:45 <DT_homework> ahem
Oct 14 02:52:47 <Raif> but jer does, you see.
Oct 14 02:52:47 <IICV> What's the problem with them?
Oct 14 02:52:48 <JeremiahSmith> Because you're all psychos. Now, I'm going to leave, and get a soda.
Oct 14 02:52:54 <westyx> yay!
Oct 14 02:52:59 <westyx> we made js leave!!!
Oct 14 02:53:02 <Raif> said the man to the asphalt.
Oct 14 02:53:07 * kreely rotdlhaoirl
Oct 14 02:53:09 * westyx does the dance of celebration
Oct 14 02:53:09 <JeremiahSmith> And maybe try to score with that sidewalk outside the commons shop...
Oct 14 02:53:18 <IICV> I think he would had done that anyway, once he got thirsty enough.
Oct 14 02:53:19 <westyx> rotdlhaoirl?
Oct 14 02:53:40 <westyx> i got the "in real life". nothing else
Oct 14 02:53:40 --- JeremiahSmith is now known as JS-GettingASoda

Banter...

Oct 14 02:57:58 <Raif> but then I resumed my stuffing Jer into a woodchipper and all was forgiven
Oct 14 03:00:32 * JS-GettingASoda climbs out of Raif's woodchipper.
Oct 14 03:00:36 --- JS-GettingASoda is now known as JeremiahSmith
Oct 14 03:00:41 <Raif> you're already out...
Oct 14 03:00:46 <Kazriko> Raif, you need to turn it on...
Oct 14 03:00:52 <Raif> in a 50 foot radius...
Oct 14 03:01:01 <Raif> Scheisse. =(
Oct 14 03:01:05 <IICV> Jer, have you read I am Legend yet?
Oct 14 03:01:10 <IICV> I'm gonna bother you until you do.
Oct 14 03:01:13 <Raif> It's always some little detail, you know?
Oct 14 03:01:15 <JeremiahSmith> Not yet.
Oct 14 03:01:21 <Raif> I try so hard...
Oct 14 03:01:24 <westyx> kreely: i think you're pondering what i'm pondering
Oct 14 03:01:27 <IICV> Damnit. I need someone to tell the plot holes to.
Oct 14 03:01:28 <JeremiahSmith> And fail so easily.
Oct 14 03:01:28 <Kazriko> Raif, yeh. like forgetting to turn it on or plug it in..
Oct 14 03:01:43 <Raif> Be a criminal, they said. See the world, they said!
Oct 14 03:01:52 <IICV> Rule the world, Raif.
Oct 14 03:01:53 <IICV> Rule.
Oct 14 03:02:04 <Raif> SEE?! Details!
Oct 14 03:02:38 <JeremiahSmith> Yeah, details. Like, "thou shalt not kill" or "you're not supposed to do that to dead people." All details, man.
Oct 14 03:02:53 --- Vorn is now known as Vorn-The-Hidden
Oct 14 03:03:06 <westyx> i never liked the "thou shalt not kill" rule - always got in the way
Oct 14 03:03:07 <JeremiahSmith> I scared Vorn away...
Oct 14 03:03:09 * Kazriko squeaks the squeakyvorn
Oct 14 03:03:11 <kreely> nah, no more pondering...already posted to my journal.
Oct 14 03:03:12 <Raif> Is that how the asphalt thing came about?
Oct 14 03:03:14 <Raif> No dead people?
Oct 14 03:03:25 <westyx> kreely: livejournal?
Oct 14 03:03:32 <kreely> deadjournal
Oct 14 03:03:37 <JeremiahSmith> Quit prying into my love life, Raif!
Oct 14 03:03:39 <westyx> that's no fun
Oct 14 03:03:40 <kreely> haven't done my livejournal in a few weeks.
Oct 14 03:03:45 <Raif> sorry.
Oct 14 03:03:53 * westyx spills paint on JeremiahSmith's girlfriend
Oct 14 03:03:56 <Raif> But she was a wreck after you left.
Oct 14 03:04:08 <Raif> Stitches torn out all... *trails off*
Oct 14 03:04:13 <JeremiahSmith> Hey...I like that color on her...
Oct 14 03:04:23 <JeremiahSmith> Bah, she never could keep herself together.
Oct 14 03:04:40 --- UPC747 is now known as UPC747|Comic
Oct 14 03:04:53 <kreely> mars is as cold as some of my ex's
Oct 14 03:04:54 * westyx starts using the jackhammer on the pavement nearby
Oct 14 03:05:06 <Raif> kinky.
Oct 14 03:05:29 <westyx> .. i hope you're using protection, js
Oct 14 03:05:32 <Raif> well could you blame her, jer? With all that abuse you piled on, it's a wonder.
Oct 14 03:05:42 <JeremiahSmith> WESTYX!
Oct 14 03:05:45 <westyx> there's no end to the diseases you could get
Oct 14 03:05:50 <westyx> woah
Oct 14 03:05:52 <JeremiahSmith> SHE'S NOT INTO THAT C&D STUFF!
Oct 14 03:05:57 <westyx> less with the shouting, eh?
Oct 14 03:06:00 <westyx> c&d?
Oct 14 03:06:05 <JeremiahSmith> Construction and Demolition.
Oct 14 03:06:19 <IICV> I like making things go boom.
Oct 14 03:06:27 <Raif> me too.
Oct 14 03:06:31 * JeremiahSmith hugs his pavement and takes her away from the bad people.
Oct 14 03:06:46 <westyx> ok, hands up who in here *doesn't* like making things go boom?
Oct 14 03:06:51 * Raif straps some C4 to the pavement and waves jovially at jer as he pushes Da Button.
Oct 14 03:07:02 <JeremiahSmith> NOOOO!
Oct 14 03:07:08 * JeremiahSmith falls to the ground crying.
Oct 14 03:07:18 <Raif> Not only crying, but dead.
Oct 14 03:07:23 <westyx> waitaminute - i hope she was legal js
Oct 14 03:07:27 * JeremiahSmith picks up a chunk of pavement and holds it tenderly.
Oct 14 03:07:33 <Raif> she was brand new, west.
Oct 14 03:07:37 <Raif> Total scandal.
Oct 14 03:07:41 <westyx> otherwise i'm gonna call the cops on you
Oct 14 03:07:50 <Raif> put 'er in last year, too many potholes...
Oct 14 03:07:53 * Raif sobs.
Oct 14 03:08:09 * JeremiahSmith runs to his room with his chunk of pavement.
Oct 14 03:08:14 <westyx> raif: well, too many potholes, after js had 'er, anyways
Oct 14 03:08:26 <Raif> it was a rough relationship.
Oct 14 03:08:38 <JeremiahSmith> She liked that stuff...
Oct 14 03:08:47 <westyx> what, and the parking inspectors did nothing?
Oct 14 03:08:49 <westyx> typical
Oct 14 03:08:51 <kreely> finally, something too kinky, even for me
Oct 14 03:09:00 <JeremiahSmith> Whoo! We've outkinkied kreely!
Oct 14 03:09:07 <Raif> The screaming still haunts me.
Oct 14 03:09:11 <Raif> WOOT!
Oct 14 03:09:20 <IICV> Yes, I think it would be rather painful.
Oct 14 03:09:35 <kreely> miah,...now that was just wrong
Oct 14 03:09:44 <IICV> Not really.
Oct 14 03:09:48 * JeremiahSmith sighs sadly, but notices the great big sidewalk-patio thing outside his dorm building, and cheers up a bit.
Oct 14 03:09:51 <IICV> At least it's better than using sheep.
Oct 14 03:09:53 <Raif> yeah, when the relationship dried up... that was so sad.
Oct 14 03:10:03 <Raif> He didn't get cut out of the cement for days.
Oct 14 03:10:14 <IICV> They can be so abrasive.
Oct 14 03:10:15 <kreely> I don't know..I like my partners to be a bit on the active side...not too hot or cold
Oct 14 03:10:17 <JeremiahSmith> It only hurts on really sunny days...then everything gets all hot and burnt.
Oct 14 03:10:31 --- Woapalanne is now known as Woap-Sleep
Oct 14 03:10:49 <-- DT_homework has quit (Quit: This channel has warped my fragile little mind.)
Oct 14 03:10:59 <IICV> Yay! We scared DT off.
Oct 14 03:11:02 <Raif> ah, maybe you should have offered her some lubricant, like a gentleman.
Oct 14 03:11:08 <JeremiahSmith> Excellent! Only 15 more people!
Oct 14 03:11:10 <Raif> WOOHOO!
Oct 14 03:11:24 <Raif> the world is our oyster!
Oct 14 03:11:33 <JeremiahSmith> Raif...have you ever touched a blacktop that's been lying in the sun for eight hours? If you think it hurts your *hand*, well...
Oct 14 03:11:51 <Pi> "What's the frequency kenneth" is your benzedrine, uh-huh. I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed. I thought I'd pegged you, an idiot's dream. Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen. I never understood the frequency, uh-huh. You wore your expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh.
Oct 14 03:12:00 <JeremiahSmith> Hey, Pi, quit changing the subject.
Oct 14 03:12:02 <Raif> fraid not, jer. 'Fraid not.
Oct 14 03:12:18 * JeremiahSmith sighs.
Oct 14 03:12:36 * Raif vomits.
Oct 14 03:12:43 --- Pi has changed the topic to: "What's the frequency kenneth" is your benzedrine, uh-huh. I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed. I thought I'd pegged you, an idiot's dream. Tunnel vision from the outsider's screen. I never understood the frequency, uh-huh. You wore your expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh. || http://www.schlockmercenary.com
Oct 14 03:12:56 <Raif> Nooo!
Oct 14 03:13:06 <JeremiahSmith> Oh, this is getting ridiculous.
Oct 14 03:13:13 --- westyx has changed the topic to: No || http://www.schlockmercenary.com
Oct 14 03:13:21 <JeremiahSmith> I should just go screw some pavement...
Oct 14 03:13:32 <westyx> you should
Oct 14 03:13:33 --- Raif has changed the topic to: Asphalt welcome. || http://www.schlockmercenary.com
Oct 14 03:13:47 * JeremiahSmith goes to get a piece of asphalt.
Oct 14 03:13:56 <JeremiahSmith> I'm a sicko, aren't I?
Oct 14 03:14:04 <Raif> I believe so, yes.
Oct 14 03:14:07 <westyx> yeah, but you're *our* sicko
Oct 14 03:14:08 <IICV> It is immaterial.
Oct 14 03:14:09 <JeremiahSmith> Okay. Just checking.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:04 pm 
Offline
Vorpal Bunny Slipper
Vorpal Bunny Slipper

Joined: Sun May 12, 2002 2:54 am
Posts: 2707
Why must you mock the relationship me and my pavement have?!


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2002 9:05 pm 
It's wrong! They'll never let you into the military, after this.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Oct 17, 2002 10:45 pm 
[22:43] <BGIDSquall> I think it's time we talked about the birds and the bees.
[22:43] <JeremiahSmith> Okay.
[22:43] * BGIDSquall tosses a bag of angry birds and bees onto the floor
[22:43] <BGIDSquall> These are birds and bees.
[22:43] <JeremiahSmith> Okay.
[22:44] * BGIDSquall pokes the bag with a stick
[22:44] <BGIDSquall> You don't want them to touch you, or they'll infect you with devil poison, and rot your mind, and make you blind.
[22:44] <JeremiahSmith> Okay.
[22:45] <BGIDSquall> No, it isn't.
[22:45] <JeremiahSmith> Okay.
[22:45] <BGIDSquall> You need to understand these things, son.
[22:45] <JeremiahSmith> Okay.
[22:46] * BGIDSquall opens the bag
[22:46] <BGIDSquall> I'm glad we talked about this.


:wink:


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:37 pm 
I just thought I'd bring this to the forefront of nightstar consciousness. Bump. :twisted:


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:37 pm 
...Raif just pointed this out to me.

Oh... my... God...

:rofl:

That... that is awesome.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:30 am 
Some things are just meant to be forgotten.

Some things just never will.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:43 am 
Offline
Safari Exhibit
Safari Exhibit

Joined: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:21 am
Posts: 116
Location: Summerville,S.C.
what server is #schlock_mercenary on?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2007 3:00 pm 
Offline
Energizer Bunny
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 22, 2002 12:24 am
Posts: 1634
Nightstar.

Vorn


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 9 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group