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You KNOW it's a wrong number when you hear...
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Author:  level5nerd [ Tue Feb 10, 2004 9:21 pm ]
Post subject:  You KNOW it's a wrong number when you hear...

1. "If you would like information about Milton Simmons for President, press 1..."
2. "Hello, Clarice..."
3. "Don't tell me about the Mets game if you've seen it..."
4. "Okay, now if I hold it up to my ear, maybe I can hear what's making that ringin'..."
5. "You've reached 617-867-5309. Jennifer can't come to the phone right now..."

Keep it goin'...

Author:  Woapalanne [ Wed Feb 11, 2004 12:27 am ]
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6. "Merhaba!"
7. "Are you ready to negotiate, coppers?"
8. *BANG*
9. "For hot shemale action, press one!"

Author:  Discarnate [ Wed Feb 11, 2004 6:50 pm ]
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10 Thank you for calling. Your calling account has already been billed.

11 Ia Ia Ai Cthulhu Ai!

12 Hello <insert name here>. We've been waiting for you...

-John

Author:  MaskedHuzzah [ Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:38 am ]
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13) "Remember - Tonight it's your turn to supply the goats."
14) "Deranged Caribbean Psychic Hotline - You did not call us when we expected, so we called you. The charges are $4.00 a minute..."
15) "Your next target is Fred Barnabas, and he lives at..."
16) "Quick! Get to the corner of 11th and Pants, and bring a wrench, 3 pounds of tainted shrimp, a metric handsaw, 3cc of mouse blood, a bootstrap, an extra-large Van de Graf generator, a lava lamp, and a fresh baby! QUICKLY! THERE'S NO TIME!"

Author:  Cholisose [ Sun Nov 21, 2004 1:14 am ]
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17) "You will die in seven days."

Author:  Attilla [ Sun Nov 21, 2004 9:09 am ]
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18) "You have called to admit a crime, we have just sent a paddy wagon around to your house, please hold"
19) "What're you wearin'?"
20) "I knew you'd be back...."

Author:  bizzybody [ Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:35 pm ]
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21) Duuuude! Did you get the stuff?

22) James! Put that dog back in the kettle RIGHT NOW!

23) I'll have to call you back, there's blood coming out of the kitchen faucet.

Author:  Marko Dash [ Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:17 pm ]
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24) you have reached firebase 01, please state your id code

Author:  grahamf [ Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:58 am ]
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25) Vlad's impalers! Would you like to talk to one of our impalers or would you like to schedule a meet-up?

Author:  Hoy_Small_Fry [ Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:27 pm ]
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26.) Olaf? You get nuclear wessel launch codes, da?
27.) Make sure my wife doesn't find you this time.

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