The Nightstar Zoo

Post 'em if you got 'em!

"You're a perfectionist. Don't spoil it"

"You love Chinese food."

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Fandemonium 2010 -- No Boundaries.
http://www.fandemonium.org
Friday - Sunday, August 6th - 8th, 2010
Nampa Civic Center - Nampa, Idaho (Only 20 minutes from the airport!)
(Idaho: It ain't just potatoes anymore.)

"That wasn't chicken."

Completely honest:

My date got one that said:

"His intentions are honorable."

"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.

One I'm just WAITING for:

"All your base are belong to us!"

My favorite one of all time: "Your family is a rare species."
How did they know?!

Luckily I tend to go for the beef dishes. Or vegetarian.

"Sign indicate yes" (Yeah, that was a real one)

"You are best" (as was that one)

"Surgeon General's Warning: Fortune cookies may cause cancer."

Once I got the same one twice in a row and a family member got a third copy: "You will become very wealthy." You'd have to know me to know why that's funny, though.

"Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far."

"You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability."

"Everything is not yet lost"

"Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."

"Aren't you glad you found this before you ate it?"




Was it right?

Yes.

Did she believe either of you?

Remember, to accent the humour add the phrase "In your pants" to the end of any fortune cookie... fortune. Or famous Star Wars quote.

"Confusious say: my name sound like English word for damn good reason."

I thought it was "in bed"?

Either works.

I thought it was replacing key nouns with "Pants".

As vermilion's quit line shows us: "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."

The best is adding in "in bed with a pickle". To make some of them work, however, you need to split it up into "in bed" and "with a pickle" in different areas.

Hey, don't look at me in that tone of voice - you do weird things while logsurfing to retain a modicum of functionality!

-John

Confucious, he say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

Confucious say: "Man who go through turnstile sideways goes to Bangkok."

Three actual fortunes sitting on my desk:

If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings. (in bed) (not a mecha)

You will soon vacation in a place of cool climate. (in Pi's pants) (not a mecha either)

You will need to relax today. (in Pi's bed) (mechas not included)

My personal favorite would have to be:
" You will inherit some money or a small piece of land. " (small piece of land with a pickle?)