The Nightstar Zoo

Nightstar IRC Network - irc.nightstar.net
It is currently Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:13 am

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 22 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Fortune Cookie Wisdom
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:46 pm 
Post 'em if you got 'em!

"You're a perfectionist. Don't spoil it"


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 4:40 am 
Offline
Knight of Daisies, Tulip Slayer
User avatar

Joined: Sat May 11, 2002 3:03 am
Posts: 1621
Location: Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha
"You love Chinese food."

_________________
Fandemonium 2010 -- No Boundaries.
http://www.fandemonium.org
Friday - Sunday, August 6th - 8th, 2010
Nampa Civic Center - Nampa, Idaho (Only 20 minutes from the airport!)
(Idaho: It ain't just potatoes anymore.)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:55 pm 
"That wasn't chicken."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 2:28 pm 
Completely honest:

My date got one that said:

"His intentions are honorable."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 2:36 pm 
Offline
Vorpal Bunny Slipper
Vorpal Bunny Slipper

Joined: Sun May 12, 2002 2:54 am
Posts: 2707
"Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

_________________
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 3:36 pm 
One I'm just WAITING for:

"All your base are belong to us!"


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:00 pm 
My favorite one of all time: "Your family is a rare species."
How did they know?! :lol:


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 7:02 pm 
Pi wrote:
"That wasn't chicken."

Luckily I tend to go for the beef dishes. Or vegetarian.

"Sign indicate yes" (Yeah, that was a real one)

"You are best" (as was that one)


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2004 4:53 pm 
"Surgeon General's Warning: Fortune cookies may cause cancer."

Once I got the same one twice in a row and a family member got a third copy: "You will become very wealthy." You'd have to know me to know why that's funny, though. :)


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:09 pm 
"Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far."

"You find beauty in ordinary things. Do not lose this ability."

"Everything is not yet lost"

"Alas! The onion you are eating is someone else's water lily."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Feb 16, 2004 5:18 pm 
"Aren't you glad you found this before you ate it?"


Quote:
Completely honest:

My date got one that said:

"His intentions are honorable."


Was it right?


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:16 pm 
Yes.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:11 pm 
Did she believe either of you?


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:01 am 
Remember, to accent the humour add the phrase "In your pants" to the end of any fortune cookie... fortune. Or famous Star Wars quote.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:09 am 
"Confusious say: my name sound like English word for damn good reason."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:11 am 
I thought it was "in bed"?


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 3:01 am 
Travellar wrote:
I thought it was "in bed"?


Either works.


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:07 am 
I thought it was replacing key nouns with "Pants".

As vermilion's quit line shows us: "I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 5:58 pm 
The best is adding in "in bed with a pickle". To make some of them work, however, you need to split it up into "in bed" and "with a pickle" in different areas.

Hey, don't look at me in that tone of voice - you do weird things while logsurfing to retain a modicum of functionality!

-John


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 5:56 pm 
Confucious, he say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:37 pm 
Confucious say: "Man who go through turnstile sideways goes to Bangkok."

Three actual fortunes sitting on my desk:

If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings. (in bed) (not a mecha)

You will soon vacation in a place of cool climate. (in Pi's pants) (not a mecha either)

You will need to relax today. (in Pi's bed) (mechas not included)


Top
  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:26 am 
My personal favorite would have to be:
" You will inherit some money or a small piece of land. " (small piece of land with a pickle?)


Top
  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 22 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group