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15 unofficial rules of Nightstar.
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Author:  level5nerd [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:00 pm ]
Post subject:  15 unofficial rules of Nightstar.

All of these are inside jokes, so if you're new, leave now.

1. The following words may not be used regarding abortion: couch, hot-dog, Joyce, veal, transsexual.
2. The man on the moon does not need to see Anna's boobs.
3. The following things are not penises and should not be treated as such: squirt guns, feces, pogo sticks, Michael Warner.
4. No matter what MASH may have taught you, keep in mind that suicide is not, in fact, painless.
5. The Lord's prayer is not "Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be...AAAAAAH!"
6. Don't direct profanity towards retiring webcartoonists unless you really, really mean it.
7. DAMN YOU WILLIS.
8. God is not a guitar.
9. Cut-and-paste combined with badly drawn ambience is not a valid method of producing a fanart.
10. Brassy's boyfriend does have balls.
11. O before W!
12. Any attempt to apply this to politics can and will be ignored.
13. Don't taunt the kittens.
14. But you can masturbate all you want.
15. Kittens and pussies are not the same thing.

Author:  Vorn the Unspeakable [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 3:06 pm ]
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knwo your rules, kids.

Vorn

Author:  Raif [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 15 unofficial rules of Nightstar.

level5nerd wrote:
11. O before W!

This is what I like to term a "lie". W before O, always. You should knwo that.

Author:  Pronto [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 15 unofficial rules of Nightstar.

level5nerd wrote:
All of these are inside jokes, so if you're new, leave now.

I'm the exact opposite of new and I wish I had left then.
Dude, for your sanety, don't mistake any of that for something funny.

Author:  level5nerd [ Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:08 pm ]
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Well, yes, but you actually understand all of the inside jokes. That can't be said for anyone who didn't see Dr. Jekyll's infamous link (visiting it is not necessary and not recommended), or your less infamous, but still infamous, one.

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