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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 10:49 pm 
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld is holding a no-holds-barred martial arts tournament on his remote island fortress*. Should any fighter be foolish enough to attack him, they will have to contend with the 1000 deadly styles of Rumsfeld!

*This was originally on The Onion, but it seems to be missing from their archives, Fortunately, this copy is identical in text and images.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:01 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2004 11:36 pm 
Vorn the Unspeakable wrote:

What Vorn said.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:57 am 
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XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX TUE APRIL 13, 2004 12:12:05 ET XXXXX

CAMPAIGN RAGE: FLORIDA DEMOCRATS PLACE NEWSPAPER AD CALLING FOR RUMSFELD HIT; FUNDRAISING FOR KERRY

Campaign 2004 turns extreme in Florida with the placement of a newspaper ad calling for physical retribution against Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld!

"We should put this S.O.B. up against a wall and say 'This is one of our bad days,' and pull the trigger," the ad reads.

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The call-to-arms fundraising ad, placed by the St. Petersburg Democratic Club in the current issue of the GABBER, a local St. Petersburg paper, asks readers to make an urgent donation to the John Kerry campaign.

Club Vice President Edna McCall told the DRUDGE REPORT Tuesday morning: "We want to get our country back. In Iraq, we're in deep trouble. If we don't try to get this situation cleared up, we are finished."

When asked if the ad was a challenge to inflict violence on Rumsfeld, McCall explained: "'Pull the trigger' means let Rumsfeld know where we stand, not to shoot him!"

"We are getting raped, and they are planning to steal the election again."

McCall said her club is in direct contact with John Kerry campaign.

"We're all working together."

The publisher of the GABBER says running the ad with the passage "pull the trigger" was a mistake that "slipped through" during the editing of this week's edition.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 9:14 am 
/me sends the St. Petersburg Democratic Club his résumé .


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