The Pun Pit (formerly Jan 8: An installment designed to...)

Guest · **Posted:** Tue May 25, 2004 7:26 pm

I wouldn't say that to his vase, though . . .

Akilika · **Posted:** Tue May 25, 2004 7:26 pm

(Um. Sorry for forgetting to log in, 'twas me.)

jackelopette · **Posted:** Sun Jun 13, 2004 8:19 pm

Happy Birdday, Raven!

jackelopette · **Posted:** Sun Jul 04, 2004 12:55 am

...Paging Raven!

Many happy returns, though the title of Birdday Boy is a bit past due. Have you not been reading your fora?

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

At this point, he'd better be reading his fauna.

Londubh · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2004 1:42 pm

nah, i don't fawn over things that often.

And i don't do that much reeding, as it's a royal pain getting them to the perfect tone...

jackelopette · **Posted:** Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:34 am

But can you scale them once properly pitched?
Doe ray me far sew la tea doe! Although they're usually spelt rather differently for musical purposes.

Grins.

Londubh · **Posted:** Sun Jul 11, 2004 11:31 am

i suppose i could, but that'd be kinda fishy, wouldn't it?

Londubh · **Posted:** Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:23 am

So, because this is the best place for it...

And i swear this is a true story.

So, apparently, in England, there's this horse who keeps wandering in to a hotel pub to find her owner. She never has to worry about drinking too much, as even if she can't walk home, they have a Bridal Suite.

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

Wow.

There are people still here?

Person.

Crow.

Londubh · **Posted:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:40 pm

Pluck you, I'm a Raven!

Just because the forum has become alien to you doesn't mean we don't come by on occasion.

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

Crow, Raven, nevermore.

The difference between a crow and a raven is the raven has money.

I stop by once a month whether it needs it or not. Unless I foget to check my monthly webcomics list. Or something.

I only stgopped back in because I wasn't all caught up on my Sabrina.

Londubh · **Posted:** Sun Nov 16, 2008 8:12 pm

So it looks like Caliope wants a Fish fo' lay...

Vorn the Unspeakable · **Joined:** Wed May 22, 2002 12:24 am **Posts:** 1607

I should not read this topic.

jackelopette · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:09 am

Mustn't ... make ... potato chip joke.

Londubh · **Posted:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:38 pm

Well, that wasn't as crisp a response as i expected of you

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

You just said that for the halibut.

Londubh · **Posted:** Thu Dec 18, 2008 6:28 pm

You've got to be kidding me! It really gets my goat to see puns reused, but, as udderly unthinkable as it may be, the "for the halibut" line hadn't been used yet..

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

What can I say? I am cowed.

It behooves me to question what I was thinking bleating out such an obvious pun.

Londubh · **Posted:** Mon Jan 12, 2009 1:59 am

i wooldn't get too tied up about it; it's knot like you'll be penalized for our obliviousness, and there's definitely no reason to be afrayed. I mean, that's what cowed means, right?

jackelopette · **Posted:** Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:58 pm

I'd herd there was more mischief being purrsued here...

Londubh · **Posted:** Mon Jan 26, 2009 1:46 pm

well, i'd rather the forum not be put out to pasture just yet, even if peoples' eyes do graze over when they come into this thread...

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

He's just stringing this thread along because he likes to needle.

jackelopette · **Posted:** Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:19 pm

Don't go stuffing his ego! He'll just go on embroidering the topic ever more.

Londubh · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:10 pm

you've got a point about my ego. And of course, i've always liked a good yarn...

vorlonagent · **Joined:** Wed Aug 21, 2002 11:00 am **Posts:** 748

Hey,who am I to pick knits anyway?

Londubh · **Posted:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 9:05 pm

True enough, and we're supposed to be monkeying around in here.

Londubh · **Posted:** Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:43 am

cheese, guys, isn't anybody else trying to think up some gouda puns?

jackelopette · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2009 11:51 am

It's a feta of strength to endure the endless rounds of puns here. I'm sure LKM camembert it much longer...

Londubh · **Posted:** Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:08 pm

Well, she did change the name so that the puns would stay out of her whey.

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