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 Post subject: Ask The Characters!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 14, 2003 10:54 am 
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It's an idea that the comic 'The Suburban Jungle' stole from 'The Class Menagerie' who in turn stole from 'Newshounds'... and no, I'm not going to link to the strips. (Oh, what the hell.. here, here and here). This is clearly unjust, and the only way to make reparations is if I steal it myself. This is being done presently.

Ever have a question you wanted to ask one of the characters? And then hear them, THEM THEMSEVLES ACTUALLY THEMSELVES answering your question? Me neither, but this is where you would do it if you were so inclined.

Fire away!

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OK, I'll bite (ouch! - why didn't someone tell me there was a hook in this thing?)

Question for the Giant Hemingway Robot:
When are you going to demolish Tokyo?

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Nitwit wrote:
Question for the Giant Hemingway Robot:
When are you going to demolish Tokyo?


Giant Hemingway Robot wrote:
BAAAAAASSSTTTAAARRDDDDDDD

Thread wrote:
Allow me, I speak fluent Hemingway. He said "June, 2004. Giant Robot Ernest Hemingway vs Giant Robot Noel Coward. One night only, pre-book seats now on 555-SOLD"

Needle wrote:
Should be one helluva show

Thread wrote:
Eh, if you've seen one set of gigantic robot clones of modern authors of literature, you've seen them all

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 Post subject: Question
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2003 11:49 am 
Dear Needle or Thread,
How is it you manipulate your immediete surroundings without any visible appenages? Thanks.


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Vanvidium wrote:
Dear Needle or Thread,
How is it you manipulate your immediete surroundings without any visible appenages? Thanks.


Thread wrote:
... surroundings?


Needle wrote:
Hey, I think we just found an advantage to having an all-white background with no incidental art or colour - no icky logic or continuity!


Thread wrote:
Yeah, but that would only explain why things that CLEARLY DON'T have arms could carry things, like how King Cobra does. It doesn't explain why he doesn't draw arms on us, the Needle and/or Thread.


Needle wrote:
... oh dear. I think I'm going to have to show you a colour picture of an actual needle and some thread someday.


Thread wrote:
And what's this "colour" thing you keep on going on about?


Needle wrote:
You know you've asked a good question if it just prompts more ones .. that we also don't answer. Thanks for the call, Vanvidium!


Thread wrote:
No.. really. What's "colour"?

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 Post subject: Re: Question
PostPosted: Wed May 07, 2003 11:30 pm 
Vanvidium wrote:
Dear Needle or Thread,
How is it you manipulate your immediete surroundings without any visible appenages? Thanks.

Any character at all--
Building on this, how is it that any of the characters speak without any mouths, or in Needle and Thread's case, any space for lungs or any other traditional sound-making apparati?


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Magnus wrote:
Any character at all--Building on this, how is it that any of the characters speak without any mouths, or in Needle and Thread's case, any space for lungs or any other traditional sound-making apparati?

King Cobra wrote:
I HAVE A MOUTH, MEMBER OF DISLOYAL HOI POLLOI!!!!!

Needle wrote:
... disloyal hoi polloi?

Thread wrote:
I sent away for a "Fancy Talking Via Correspondence Course" for King Cobra. To .. you know, remove some of the repetition from the abuse he heaps at us.

King Cobra wrote:
PUSILLANIMOUS NE'ER-DO-WELLS!!!!!

Needle wrote:
I see. Well, might as well answer the question. We could dodge the issue and say something like "The backgrounds aren't drawn, and neither our our lungs and mouths etc, don't assume we don't have something just because you can't see it" but hey, I'm feeling in a bit of an honest mood right now..

Thread wrote:
Always a dangerous time. Well, if we're going to be truthful well.. here goes...

Needle wrote:
We don't know, really. Comics are magical things, yaknow? I mean, do we actually speak or do words just hang in the air above our heads with a little line pointing down to us?

Thread wrote:
Ooh, metaphysics. Speaking of which, have you noticed how much the little line that pokes down under the text looks like an itty bitty tiny version of you?

Needle wrote:
I try not to.

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Needle: How is it that you've not yet killed Thread?


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Nitwit wrote:
Needle: How is it that you've not yet killed Thread?


Needle wrote:
I think it's basically because-

Thread wrote:
I have a Death Ray?

Needle wrote:
No, I think it's because-

Thread wrote:
You know there's too much evidence that could be used against you.

Needle wrote:
No, I think it's-

Thread wrote:
Do you like it when I talk while you're talking?

Needle wrote:
...

Thread wrote:
...

Needle wrote:
I-

Thread wrote:
Because I can stop doing it if it annoys you.

Needle wrote:
As much as I'd *like* to kill Thread-

Thread wrote:
You'd like to kill me?

Needle wrote:
-doing so would mean it would be then just me vs. The Rest Of The World. Besides, I only get half the snake bites from King Cobra while Thread's around.

Thread wrote:
You know, if I stretched to full height I'd probably be taller than you.

Needle wrote:
Though of course, there are times when I'm tempted. Like when he sold my soul to the Devil for a dollar.

Thread wrote:
I'm going to do that again some time, you know.

Needle wrote:
But hey.. I guess the point to best friends is that they go out of their way to irritate and confound you.








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PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2003 12:00 am 
Needle and Thread, what are your favorite flavors of ice cream?


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Oo-rang wrote:
Needle and Thread, what are your favorite flavors of ice cream?


Needle wrote:
This question isn't as out-of-left-field as you might think. In an upcoming storyline that's already been drawn [but still to be shown to the likes of you, our viewing public] we actually reveal *precisely* this.


Thread wrote:
Spoiler Space! We're going to reveal it! I love doing this.


Needle wrote:
No, I won't reveal it exactly. Not to give too much away, but one of us likes Chocolate Crunch and one of us likes Strawberry Swirl, shall we say.


Thread wrote:
Yeah - and they were out of Strawberry Swirl, so I had to eat damn Chocolate Crunch!


Needle wrote:
Don't spoil the storyline! It's meant to be a surprise!


Thread wrote:
Oh, was I spoiling your precious upcoming storyline? Oh my! Am I spoiling it when I do *this*?

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Needle wrote:
AAAAH! DON'T LOOK AT IT, GUYS, YOU'LL RUIN THE SURPRISE!


Thread wrote:
I'm not done yet! What about *this*?

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QUICK, SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE-


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:03 am 
Thread, how is it you haven't come up with a plan to free yourself and Needle from the evil rule of King Cobra? You have a Death Ray, after all; and...oh look! It's Jesus' Hat!


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Ming wrote:
Thread, how is it you haven't come up with a plan to free yourself and Needle from the evil rule of King Cobra? You have a Death Ray, after all; and...oh look! It's Jesus' Hat!


Thread wrote:
'Free' of King Cobra's rule? It's not that I haven't thought about it, you know, but ... I can just TELL that this guy's probably somehow immortal and if he even gets the slightest inkling that I'm considering a mutiny he'd give me infinity snake bites plus one.


King Cobra wrote:
In the eye.


Thread wrote:
Yeah, in the ey- AAAH! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE? I DIDN'T, IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE, THIS IS NEEDLE SPEAKING, I'M SORRY!


King Cobra wrote:
Ssssssss, my knowing that you've accepted your fate warmsss my sssssnakish heart...


Thread wrote:
The fact that you can pass off your viciousness as somehow being related to a psychological result of operant conditioning makes me sick..


King Cobra wrote:
SSSSSSSSSSS


Thread wrote:
..but I've independtly decided for myself to do whatever you say.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2003 12:16 am 
Hey, nslashk! Just finished reading the archives--very nice comic. Quite clever indeed. Made me laugh out loud a bunch of times. And stuff. You might remember me as that annoying guy from the SJ forums... well, now I'm here to be annoying on your forum! There is no escape! *evil laugh*

Er... aaaanyways, question: Needle and Thread, do you plan on ever getting your souls back? Or is it not really a priority right now?

Thanks,
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Thanks for having and good time with the comic and more importantly, going through all the archives to get me all those hits. It means I can probably stop yelling at anyone using a computer "FIND MY COMIC, THEN CLICK ON IT A BILLION TIMES, YOU!!!!" .. as for you being the annoying one from the SJ forums, you'd be surprised just how many people on that forum I find annoying. I think it stems from my unnatural desire defined by me somehow not wanting to have sex with gay cartoon wolves. Speaking of which, I'm aware that both my main characters are male and it's obligatory for me to make some kind of "gay" reference [this is an online comic, after all] but fortunately I got it out of the way at the beginning of "The Gentle Art of Making Art" so quit asking me to draw gay wolves in my strip that you can have sex with, everyone.

Oh yes, and get me a collection of fresh jams in a nice presentation basket, everyone. But get it as a surprise for me, when I'm not looking.

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Needle wrote:
.. um.. by the way, we *did* get our souls back.. didn't we?


Thread wrote:

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2003 1:45 pm 
King Cobra,

Why do you choose Needle and Thread to be your lackeys, when they clearly are incompetent? Are they more fun to bite?


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King Cobra wrote:
SSSSSS, HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM INCOMPETENT
Needle wrote:
Hey Thread, King Cobra's standing up for us. That's awful sweet of him.
King Cobra wrote:
To addressssss your quessstion however, I found the .. more competent of my potential sssssubjectsss eluded me much eassssier than these two SCURRILOUS GO-BETWEENSSS!!!!
Thread wrote:
Standing up for us... or not.
King Cobra wrote:
Alsssssso, the more they ssssscrew up in my eyessss, the more jussstified my VENEMOUS ATTACKS are!!!
Needle wrote:
You know, how much we "screw up" is an entirely subjective thing, it's hardly a fair justification..
King Cobra wrote:
KING COBRA NEEDS JUSTIFY NOTHING TO NOONE! KING COBRA HOWEVER FEELSSSS UNDEFENDABLE POSITIONS OF BITING POLICY CAN REFLECT BADLY ON THE SSSNAKE OLIGARCHY AND PREFERS DISGRESSION WHEN
BITING YOU IN THE EYE INFINITY TIMES!!!!!!!!
Thread wrote:
Fair enough.
Needle wrote:
No, it's not.
Thread wrote:
Ssh, you wanna give him an excuse?

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 18, 2003 3:18 am 
Dear Captain Fishstick,

Why is POLLY such a touchy subject for you? You should have gotten over POLLY's death by now. The fact that you are still bothered by the mere mention of POLLY shows a sign of illness. Please seek help.


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MagiKangaroo wrote:
Dear Captain Fishstick,
Why is POLLY such a touchy subject for you? You should have gotten over POLLY's death by now. The fact that you are still bothered by the mere mention of POLLY shows a sign of illness. Please seek help.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2003 2:20 pm 
Dear Needle,

What was your home life like?



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EvilCucumber wrote:
What was your home life like?


Needle wrote:
Uh, normal? .. let me clarify on that. Unlike a decent-sized portion of webcomic characters, I'm really kind of .. uh.. normal.. I mean, I've never had, nor never will, the need to gaze moodily out the window at some blank and depressing snowy scene, perhaps with an almost empty carpark symbolising my sense of loss and juxtaposed with the bareness of the surrounding land itself.. I'm sorry, the very land itself..
Thread wrote:
What are you talking about?
Needle wrote:
You know, um, some writers/artists decide that for true character depth and realism their lives have to be, or have been, a vale of tears and they're only just copng with it now, or that if they don't dwell on sad things it'll make them seem vapid or shallow and..
Thread wrote:
You're not being accused of being a goth, you're being asked what you home life was like..
Needle wrote:
I know, look, all I'm saying is people see these morose or emotionally troubled characters, some of which struggle with life & decisions & issues and the readers say "Man, you write such realistic and deep characters!" .. why can't happy characters be realistic? Why must you only dwell on negative things to attain "depth"? I mean, most of the people you know don't act like the characters in the strip, and yet everyone associates with them and says they're so deep and realistic..
Thread wrote:
Whoa, whoa, easy there.. the guy's just ASKING what your HOME LIFE was like, he's not insinuating anything!
Needle wrote:
.. oh. Well ... it was normal
Thread wrote:
..obviously
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I uh.. you know.. respected my parents.. uh.. only child.. did a lot of reading but I wasn't the, uh, ultra-geek, still, you know.. my own person.. kind of happy but obviously cynical, but I mean, that came around more as a result of all our adventures I wasn't uh... non-normal .. as a chil- ... you all think I'm a freak because of everything I said before.. don't you?
Thread wrote:
"Freak" is such a strong word, Needle..
Needle wrote:
You're right, it is. I suppose I meant more like-
Thread wrote:
But it's the right word in this case. Try and keep your answers to under 50 words in future.
Needle wrote:
Oh, like you're normal, building Death Rays and .. uh.. looking like an anorexic thunderbolt.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 11:34 pm 
Dear Coach,

What is your fascination with Needle and Thread? Is it just morbid curiosity? That I could easily understand.


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LordAlfredHumphrey wrote:
Dear Coach,
What is your fascination with Needle and Thread? Is it just morbid curiosity? That I could easily understand.


Coach wrote:
I'll tell you, boy, when I saw the way that Thread could throw and how far Needle could jump, I knew-
Needle wrote:
He knows the backstory, Coach.
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Well, anyway, I knew that they had 2 things that every coach seeks in a .. peson that they coach. One's potential, and the other is them realising that there's absolutely no way for them to advance any way at all in this world without doing exactly what they're told.
Thread wrote:
Hey, we had potential!
Needle wrote:
Potential's the thing you have if you don't actually accomplish anything, Thread.
Thread wrote:
And we had some!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:52 am 
Dear Needle and Thread, which one of you is smarter? I wait for you to decide between you; like King Cobra says, you're incompetent after all.


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RubberBlade wrote:
Dear Needle and Thread, which one of you is smarter? I wait for you to decide between you; like King Cobra says, you're incompetent after all.

Needle wrote:
Well.. it's a pretty subjective concept.
Thread wrote:
I think I'm smarter because I invented the Death Ray.
Needle wrote:
And I think I'm smarter because I didn't.

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Thread, do you agree with the postmodern, deconstructionist view of the world, or does such moral relativism not appeal to you?


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Doremefasolatido wrote:
Thread, do you agree with the postmodern, deconstructionist view of the world, or does such moral relativism not appeal to you?

Thread wrote:
::toying furiously with control pad:: Collect the damn rings, you stupid Fox! You're not helping!

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"Not helping", in and of itself, isn't instruction enough to a clear course of action... in the simplest proof-via-contradiction available, consider two people, A and B, who are at cross-purposes. A can insist B isn't helping A at all, but for B to help A, B has to act entirely against his or her own self-interests, an action non-helpful to B, of course.

This is mentioned solely as an example as to how a frame of reference is vital to a clearer understanding of issues and required actions at hand, because of course not everyone is at cross-purposes to each other. Neither then is everyone for each other's goals [as we are here, for every ring I collect, both you and I are rewarded, and equally at that], and it would be tedious to go through and list every other possible combination of self-interest versus interests of the exterior and how they can be combined. It is enough to leave it at some aphorism "One man's wine is another man's poison" and begin the actual discussion at hand. Hopefully when I define certain of the terms in the question with reference to the Needle & Thread framework, a few things might come to light. If not, well, we can always try to bonus stage.

To begin with, what is Postmodernism? In a few words, the period of thinking and art that followed Modernism. And what of Modernism? The period of thought and art to follow Victorianism. Here then, we can start. The Victorian era was full of stuffy ideals, how a man should act, how a woman, what art should look like and how it should be done. Admittedly the era itself had enough underground rebels that mocked the institutions while conforming to the required art standards [Dickens, Austen, etc] .. but for the Modernist crowd, they didn't find the "code of conduct" for humans in and of themselves was the fetters that held them back from creative endeavours and self-expressionism, the Modernists felt the strict conformity to art forms was what stifled their expressionist desires, and so they created art in non-normal forms [Joyce, Pound, Eliot, Kafka, cummings and so on]. All well and good, the mould has been broken and Art has earnt the right to be simply Art.

What now then? How could Postmodernism arise to rebel from this perfect and formless art? Some subscribe to the school of thought that with Modernism came the insular conformity that they'd tried so desperately to rebel against - all of a sudden instead of all poems sitting in neat little rows and rhyming, all the poems now are haphazardly arranged and look like someone's written down every third word from the back of a bus-ticket or cereal box. I think this applies too much thought to the motivations of the time: writers weren't sitting around angstily saying that art's total lack of form [as a matter of form] was making it difficult for them, the writers were just whiny and petulant little smarmy passive-aggressives who wanted a unique identity for themselves without having to fight for it or even need it. I mean, art went from being orderly to being disorderly. If an attempt was made to impose a newer, more socially relevant order on it to fit in with society's needs, then sure, Postmodernism could have been a relevant art cause. Instead it was the Emperor 's New Clothes - no change was made to the rules of art ["There are no rules.. still"] and the thos was "Well, the world's chaotic, us doing nothing to alter art's chaotic laws of art is indicative of the underlying chaos". Indicative of the underlying laziness of the artists more likely, but I digress.

Deconstructionalism is, in light of the above statement, as shallow and perverse a pursuit. Let's ignore the foolish semantics [destroying things as an art form, hmmm..] and just get to the meat of the matter: people like that Derrida fellow earn a paycheck by getting up on stage and stating the obvious to other smarmy fools who think they're just as clever as he is because they agree entirely with everything he says. Again the Groupthink mentality, the we're-oh=so-very-clever club of distinguished gentlemen, the cult. The bones of deconstructualism lie in

i) not knowing precisely what the author means
ii) acknowledging there's no universal truth
iii) The context of an article depends on how the reader reads it - or rather, just what the reader reads into it.

In as few words as possible, deconstructism is a big card that says NOTHING IS FOR CERTAIN on it. Even if we acknowledge some ignorant people would consider some things, no matter what, 100% certain [as a matter of opinion, of course. Given nothing's certain, we can't be sure they're not right...] it still wouldn't make any of us more enlightened or spry of step to smirk self-righteously and say "You can't be sure". It's like people who say "We have no proof the Universe actually exists, this could all be a dream" .. well sure, but how does that affect our daily lives? Can you change it? GET A JOB. Unfortunately this philosophy only becomes more and more widespread when a viewer of "The Matrix" *realises* that hey.. what IF we really WERE in the Matrix? This really COULD be a dream, er, I mean, simulation. I mean, seriously. If you want to act as though this is meaningful outlook on life that way, at least learn what "solipsism" is first.. that way you might at least get a few more points while playing Scrabble along your deconstructionalist life-span.

So then, we come to moral relavism. A little ironically I started out by stating everything's subjective before insulting and decrying the people in society who pursue the notion of everything being subjective [though admittedly I only did this because they consider "everything being subjective" is an actual answer in and of itself, a means to an end. It's not, it's just a handy hint for getting by in life.. a guide to learning and looking] .. it would noly be right now that I return to relavism. Morals have ALWAYS been relative, this is what morals by definition are. I'm sure we could have a discussion of ethics versus morals and how if morals are subjective then how can laws be based on morals, but when push comes to shove, the laws represent the majority of the people's wishes [in a democracy anyway] and the morals upon which the laws are based also represent the majority of the people's wishes. I mean, mp3s and Napster and all that: sure it's illegal and there's the lawsuits and so forth, but seriously, a LOT of people don't have a morality problem with taking said mp3s [perhaps because they've been raised to expect music for free, you know, like when you listen to the radio] but if they got the numbers together and rallied and got the voting swing, they could VOTE to make a law state "stealing is wrong, and mp3s are free and can not ever be stolen, etc" based upon their lax morality on the point. Of course, due to the very public lawsuits and so forth from the RIAA not so many people are putting their hands up in public and admitting they're mp3 pirates [Arr!] to start to ball in motion for the public voting, but in theory we can see how groups ascribe to a certain morality. Saying morals are relative isn't particularly incisive in and of itself [it's like saying water is wet, in my humble opinion] but the interesting thing is such a matter doesn't even really apply to Needle and Thread's world, anyway.

Consider the typical storyline format: Needle and Thread are told by someone what to do or placed in a difficult situation and then they cope the best they can with what has happened. Not so much free-will and certainly little choice. Morality is only an issue when it comes to decisions, and Needle and Thread don't get to make them. Having observed this, however, I'd have to state Thread is of the moral relativism school, but only as if he had to be of ONE school of thought, because there's no way in Hell he could be persuaded to dress like a Postmodernist Deconstructionalist. Moral relativism it is. That suit you, Thread?

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Needle, have you ever had any serious trouble with strong magnetic feilds?

Thread, have you ever accidentaly aquired too much of a single charge, binding you to something?


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Needle, have you ever had any serious trouble with strong magnetic feilds? Thread, have you ever accidentaly aquired too much of a single charge, binding you to something?

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No, but I've never had a magnet slowly dragged from one of my ends to the other several times, however.. which is kind of a pity because then you could use the daily strip as a means of figuring out where North was..

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I seem to be bound to a 1000 strip contract *grumble*

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