In before the time limit?
Name: Er... I Want a Vhost?
Description: Just requires PHP. No other dependencies.
News is added to <div>s on the front page, and jQuery rotates through the divs. (In theory, this can be modified to pull in content from text files server side. If you want it.)
Uses Google Web Fonts for additional prettiness - h1-3, footer text and other stuff is easily swappable to different fonts.
Header's a placeholder till someone finds the actual Nightstar logo that doesn't have the nasty starry background and galaxy-esque purple stuff, but you can keep the existing one if you want.