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 Post subject: The Condom Game
PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:21 am 
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If you went into a drugstore or grocery store and bought a box of condoms, what ONE other item would you buy to make the cashier's eyebrows go up?

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A two-litre bottle of high molar chloroform.


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A packet of dog biscuits. :twisted:

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:50 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:06 pm 
A large gelatine desert.


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A My Little Pony coloring book.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:53 am 
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Or a live ferret.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:56 am 
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Or a potato peeler.


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Or a tank of helium.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:59 am 
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Or a Virgin Mary lawn statue.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:15 am 
A banana.


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:03 pm 
A scale model of New York City.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:49 am 
A hot dog bun. :P


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:32 am 
An exceedingly large icepack.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:08 am 
A tourist's guide to the stars homes.


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diapers


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A telescope.


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A long length of strong rope.


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A small doll.


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A coat hanger.

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A box of very strong sleeping pills.


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An early edition of Mein Kampf.

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A package of coffee filters.

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A large thermos.

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A stun-gun.


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A shotgun.


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 Post subject: Re: The Condom Game
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http://www.xkcdb.com/?882

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 Post subject: Re: The Condom Game
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 3:04 am 
Zesty Italian dressing.


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 Post subject: Re: The Condom Game
PostPosted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:27 pm 
A spindle of CD-ROMs


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