The Nightstar Zoo

This is a Zoo thread
Made up of only haiku
Join in, why don't you?

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Fandemonium 2010 -- No Boundaries.
http://www.fandemonium.org
Friday - Sunday, August 6th - 8th, 2010
Nampa Civic Center - Nampa, Idaho (Only 20 minutes from the airport!)
(Idaho: It ain't just potatoes anymore.)

Why would I do that,
when there seems to be no point?
Maybe I'll just go.

ditzy computer
how I curse thee fondly now
floppy drive too soft

Perhaps you don't know,
how to beat it severely,
until it submits.

submission requires
paint ball gun and lots of time
I'm too busy now

Perhaps you should just
detonate it with a bomb...
the little bastard.

the little bastard
ate my homework last night so
Wait, no school for me!

This is becoming
Far, far less coherent now.
Perhaps we should stop.

No, No keep going.
It can still work out, really.
Just work at it more.

Why do you do such things?
Whose idea to use English
In Japanese verse?

skylancer can't form
five worded sentence of fun
poor, poor skylancer

I'd pity S'lancer,
But really I just don't care.
Go bowling instead!

It is a great shame,
Not counting the syllables,
Messing up the thread.

People who post whore
no self respect, only want
pretty paws, *grins* hee!

Ah, but would you not?
The posts are all-important.
Let us all post more.

Kreely is correct
Post whores are like "Look at me!"
I hate them so much.

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Fandemonium 2010 -- No Boundaries.
http://www.fandemonium.org
Friday - Sunday, August 6th - 8th, 2010
Nampa Civic Center - Nampa, Idaho (Only 20 minutes from the airport!)
(Idaho: It ain't just potatoes anymore.)

What is a post whore?
I do not think I am one.
Just opinionated.

The "It's Walky" board
Is very active. Debates
Happen real often.

post whores like one lines
lots of topics, no real neat
input, what bastards!

... or people who post
to forum threads like this one
with nothing to say

Reap what you sow, Pi.
Irrational numbers are
not at all exempt.

Pi may not be one
for nifty neat haiku words
but Pi is cute, yay!

Jefferson Pilot
can kiss my ass cause they suck
no disability yet

one or two more days
we ought to know what's up with
medical review

bullshit, I think to
myself. So many days have passed
so sick of this crap.

I'm sorry to hear
it's going so rough for you.
You're a good one, Kreel.

But what of seeing
a doc, only to be told
to see another.

What if that were to
happen every time and
go on forever?

I need yet a third
stanza, as to be even
with kreely's mad skillz.

skillz r l337 0nly
if I have a freakin' clue
as to what I do

why must people go
and open old dead threads since
no one cares right now?

Bah I say.
This thread is so dumb.
Bah Humbug!

You're just jealous
'cause we're all so good at this
and you can't do it.

Funny how that works.
Those who can't mock those who can.
Yes, funny indeed.

I know how.
Three five and three is
haiku too.

The pot proclaims, aha!
I see the kettle is black!
The pot shares that hue.