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PostPosted: Sun May 29, 2005 11:43 am 
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What's Howard the Human Beatbox doing?

Regicide.

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 5:32 am 
Wait.... What crime am I going to commit with this novely spork?

Now my skies are turning grey


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 3:46 pm 
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Hey, Attilla! Are you getting back from your LSD trip now?

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Now my skies are turning grey


I'll take that as a 'yes'.

Only if I can have a parrot.

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 4:54 pm 
Will ye join us upon our grand voyage m'bucko?

For nothing less than the pristine gold tapdancing shoes from Mars.


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 4:57 am 
What are you willing to trade for that puppy in the window?

You sick...sick freak!


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:18 am 
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Could we... y'know... keep our clothes on tonight?

With enough capsaicin, yes.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:29 pm 
Is it possible to blow up the moon?

Not guaranteed for that effect but at the least it'll make everything a darker shade


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 8:59 pm 
Could I improve the conductiveness of these applicances by dusting them with iron filing?

And this is why I don't dress in drag anymore.


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Keradon..? Are you... pregnant?

10 dollars per kg.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 11:55 am 
How much for minced Gnolam?

Super-chacal!


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What's Super-Jackal® called in France?

Thread death.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 3:26 pm 
What were you just trying to commit, gnolam?

Once in a blue moon


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2005 10:08 pm 
Have you had sex underground on any other exotic extrasolar worlds?

The gray cat in the library with a badminton birdie


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 5:29 am 
Who assassinated Gerald Ford?!

Twice. Once with William Bergundy and the other time with Peter Marsworth


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2005 2:17 pm 
Have you tried to wash the poop stains off of Howard's car?

Six, but not until December, and only if the birds aren't invited


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How many kittens are you having neutered?

Only if you count the bits in unmarked graves.


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:17 am 
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Have you reached 100 Terabytes in your cemetery hard drive cluster yet?

2 days, 6 hours, 5 minutes and 43 seconds.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:40 am 
How long did you say "I'm Batman" continuously for?

Only if there's three pairs of them and a spare if the kids turn up.


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Do we have enough bear traps set?

Because there are only two people participating.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:27 am 
Why aren't we filming this?

Albert Einstein


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2005 10:33 pm 
Who was that guy at the party shouting "Someone set us up the bomb!"?

A snorkel, a roll of duct tape, and a beer can.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 7:40 pm 
What did Macgyver use to conquer the world?

Only if you can find me a pen with a circumference of an entire multiple of Pi


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Can you stab Pythagoras with a pen for me?

The goat wasn't included in the price.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:17 pm 
Why did you say that brothel ripped you off?

A Skeleton, a Kobold, and a Goblin.


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:32 pm 
So who all did you invite to the party?

You keep taunting me with the seductive whirring noise of your toy.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:38 am 
Dammit cat, why do you keep attacking me when I use the can opener?

Cigarettes in my coffee.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:25 am 
How has that time traveller been trying to assassinate you?

Yes. But only if you bring me a sword made of tin


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Can you kill this thread?


Nah. The density is too low.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 2:32 pm 
Would you say we can use this soggy corned beef sandwich to kill Abraham Lincoln?

Only if there's an odd number of spectators


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:19 am 
Do you think I have a chance of getting a date if I put on a good show?

Sticky silicone paste


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