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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:53 pm 
From the minds of the people who brought you the Completely Pointless Thread and Put it in Context comes the newest forum game this week! What was the question?

Each poster must start out their post with a question, but not just any question. The answer to your question has already been posted by the previous poster. Once you've asked your question, you finish off your post with an answer to the next person's question. Confused? Good.

Example: If the current answer is "Seventeen feet, including the tailfin", your question might be "What do you find on four horses and a mutant shark?"

So here's my first answer:

"The hedgehog with the lobster necklace"


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:00 pm 
What is Dan Quayle's date to the Young Gay and Lesbian Libertarian PETA Ball?


<b>Amy.</b>


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:04 pm 
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So, wait. There's a 50-mile-wide asteroid coming towards earth, it's going to destroy everyone and everything, and you decided to give it WHAT name?

We thought you was a TOAD!

Vorn


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:11 pm 
"Why on earth are you *adding* flies to my soup?!"

For the alcohol, of course.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:16 pm 
What on earth do you need five dozen emptied and sanitized 50 gallon oil drums for?

It's a message in tongues with no interperetation.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:56 pm 
What's that marketing pitch that everyone's using these days?

Three cats and a goat.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 3:59 pm 
I'm sorry, but what does the Satanic Bible say we can use for a substitute for a human sacrifice?

Futon abuse.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 6:15 pm 
I'm sorry, what was your reason for telling your mother-in-law she couldn't stay in your living room any longer?

Bill Clinton


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:01 pm 
"Who's that guy over there mooning that sorority?"

Shellfish with eggplant on the side.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:26 pm 
The General wrote:
Shellfish with eggplant on the side.


What was that MRE again?


John Brown's body.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:59 pm 
What's for dinner?

Catfish, with a-- GOOD GOD, that's DISGUSTING!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 2:46 pm 
"While dining out with the family, Raif realises that when your steak tartar sprouts legs and walks off, there's a problem."


<b>ShadowDragon</b>


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 3:22 pm 
kreely wrote:
<b>ShadowDragon</b>


Who left their homemade railgun plans laying all over the student lounge?

The Tibetan practice of building prayer wheels


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 3:22 pm 
The MCP would like to know what your purpose is here, Program?

Uber-Size that, if you please.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 4:13 pm 
How do you want the order of prophylactics?

Not even with gloves on.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 4:59 pm 
"So tell us, Michael Jackson, would you ever consider doing a cover of Boys to Men's greatest hits?"

In the kitchen, with a duck.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2003 10:14 pm 
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Where'd the chef head off to?

A box of lard, of course.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:22 am 
If you were stranded on a desert island with a supermodel, what is the one item you'd want to take with you?

The despicable Carrot Top.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 10:58 am 
You know what not only makes me question my little faith in humanity, but the very existence of God?

Hey, they asked for the special sauce.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:25 am 
Why in the name of Sam Scratch are you stuffing hamsters into that juicer?

Because you have to be Amish to do that.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 6:47 pm 
why aren't you eating sho fly pie?

I thought i smelled something funny....


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:23 pm 
Okay, who left the mini doberman in the dryer? You're supposed to blow dry him, not spin cycle dry!


<b> If there's too much goo in the hole, just pull it out and turn it over.</b>


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:44 pm 
So what am I supposed to do with this Trojan?

Fur cuffs and twenty-three gorillas... but that wasn't the only reason.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 11:58 pm 
Raif, we all know that you're a bit insane...but why the hell did you volunteer to help Pi and myself assemble Vermilion's desk???


<b>We were one screw short and one drink too many...</b>


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:03 am 
Why did you NAIL his member to the desk?

... and that's when Pi came out of the closet.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:06 am 
So yeah, I know there were lots of leftover parts, and too many computers floating around, plus that odd coloured couch...but why is the screwdriver in the wall and xmas sheets on the hideaway???



<b>we forgot to hook up the webcam!</b>


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:12 am 
You say the plaintiff did these things to you with a bevy of tools. Why is there no proof?

"It may be short and stubby, but it's pointy and hard."


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:22 am 
That's not a knife. ::holds up a sword:: This is a knife! See the difference?

Too much vodka


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:24 am 
How can you hammer that fast?


<b>Pi has some anger management issues.</b>


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:29 am 
He strangled poor, poor Raif with a mouse cord, but he beat the living snot out of a finishing nail. So what?

Thruppence, ha'penny, and a sack of gonads.


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