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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:37 am 
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Malevolent God of the Schlockiverse
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How much did you buy Manhattan for?

Sure, I'll do it. But you have to bring the black plastic and the road flares.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:38 am 
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So how much did you want for that freeze-dried toad?

Because it makes no sense, that's why!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:41 am 
Why did you just answer a question I didn't ask?

The hamster told him not to, but he still did it. The hills ran red with-- *URK!*


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:44 am 
That's a knick-knack, Patty Black. Why didn't you give the frog a loan?



<b>So, this new keyboard has 17 "internet" buttons along the top that do absolutely nothing, and one that, every time I accidentally hit it, SHUTS DOWN MY FSCKING COMPUTER.....
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:47 am 
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So why'd you bail on the IRC chat, mister Pi?

No, I only took three. You can have one back, though. I'm done with it.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:49 am 
Sir, those contraceptives aren't free samples! Would you PLEASE return them now?

Yes, but not until I ate it.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 12:51 am 
You gave back those sample Viagra pills like I asked, didn't you, Raif?

Yes, it's a very talented button.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:07 am 
This button... it makes people do whatever you want? Such as go shopping at midnight for you after you stab them brutally in the face?

That's uncalled for. I would never suggest that someone do THAT in my name. They should do it in someone else's, and over there.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:16 am 
Who is this Lord Poukha, and why do people insist on mangling bananas for him, in the outhouse?


<b> too late, getting you another blankie now.</b>


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:18 am 
I'm lord high ruler of the universe. I COMMAND you to let it be! Now what will it be?

That's why we're all afraid of him!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:57 am 
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Knight of Daisies, Tulip Slayer
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Does Pi *really* have an anger management problem?

I don't know.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:01 am 
Why do you have a tattoo involving smutty pictures of kirk and spock across your abdomen?

The answer, gentlemen, is fewer incidents with the vegetable produce.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:04 am 
Why did Albertsons and Safeway remove all sales of "Vegi-Tales: Lessons in Mashed Potatoes" from their supermarkets?


<b>Guh *yawn* *sigh*</b>


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:05 am 
Pi finally asks, "Is it in yet?"

You're horrible.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:20 am 
Would you like another portion of deep-fried cat with chutney?

He says he will do something like make his soul mate with his brain to produce the thoughts that will answer his crisis.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:05 pm 
Did you ask him why he glued his head into his rectum?

No, sir, that was not the cheese.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:23 pm 
Would I be right to assume that I just finished eating a big hunk of gouda, and not our sample of rhinocerous sinus tissue?

The colostomy bag if you're lucky!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:47 pm 
what did i just step on?

with a rusty spoon


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 6:50 pm 
And how did EZ-Smooth do it that time?

So that's why you're constipated...


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PostPosted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 12:01 pm 
Okay, who added the metamucil to the oatmeal cookies???



<b>It's ten o'clock.</b>


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 12:57 am 
Why are they strapping the kittens to the bottles rockets?

It just keeps going and going and going...[/b]


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:34 am 
So, how is Gerald's rabbit with diarrea doing?


Yes, I know, and hand me back my head, please.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 11:13 am 
Didn't you know you're not supposed to stand up while riding the roller coaster?

Because it's made of meat!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:54 pm 
...Why did you eat that phallic symbol?

Looks like I'm gonna die no matter what.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:21 am 
So, Mister Gerald, would you prefer to be shot, electrocuted, or decapitated, OR... would you prefer to watch a Paulie Shore movie marathon?

It was either that or the bannana pudding.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 10:30 am 
Why did you let the waiter shove brocolli in your shoes?


And then it went SPLOIT!


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 10:56 am 
You're telling me Kit put the squid over his entire head?!?

Yeah, it's pretty good with chili cheese sauce.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 1:24 am 
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...you're SURE I can eat this turd-looking thing?

Vorn


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 2:33 am 
So, please, tell me again...who went thru and spray painted "H0w4rd RulZ" all over Pronto's car?


<b>You, me, and the Millenium Rod.</b>


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 10:29 am 
So, who all was invited to this little hot-tub party you were throwing?

Because if I made it any tighter it would ruin the whole thing.


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