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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:21 pm 
Hey, Mobius, any reason you only used a rubber band to hold the tomato to the rack?


Yes, except on alternate Thursdays.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:28 pm 
Do you guys ever follow the laws of Thermodynamics here?

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:31 pm 
What are Col. Jevee's hair pins anyway?


Pick the ugliest one, of course!


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2003 9:15 am 
How can I be sure that I won't be asking someone to the Toughs Company Cotillion who already has a date?

Maybe the gravy will cover it up.


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 12:23 am 
Are you going to try to wash the blood off?


Fart nuggets.


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2003 1:24 pm 
Ugh, what the Sam Scratch are you cooking that's stinking up the house so bad?

He said it's because he's bigger than the Beatles.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:53 pm 
Where does that jack-ass get off saying Paul McCartney sucks?!?

No way anything is better than porn.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 10:37 pm 
What makes you think I want to watch some m/m action between Rowdy Roddy Piper, Andre the Giant, and Riff-Raff?


<b>Yes you can, you just need a cattle prod.</b>


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:37 pm 
Is there any way I can deal with that bug up my ass?

But it's outlawed in 49 states!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2003 12:04 pm 
Are you trying to tell me you've never run off to the country with three badgers, an industrial-sized tub of vanilla yogurt, and a skin-diving suit?

Only if you want it to end up looking like ground chuck when you're finished.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 8:46 am 
Hey honey, can I get a motorcycle?

(Note: While not the actual words the argument is real :cry: )


I thought the cannon was supposed go there!


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2003 12:21 pm 
Why shouldn't I have put the chupaqueso machine there?

He seemed friendly enough at the time.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 3:04 pm 
And you went into the fat sweaty guy's bedroom because....?

Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'.[/b]


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2003 5:48 pm 
Did you see what all the apostrophes did after the 'g's left?

I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 12:18 pm 
Did anyone get a good look at whatever it was that pounced on me before I chucked it in the bushes?

An entity that is not a legal person.


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2003 2:43 pm 
What do I get if I somehow crossbreed with Michael Jackson?

The reason this thread doesn't get much action.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:35 pm 
Because there is too much going on in the IW channel?



Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:46 pm 
(Foul! Reply with a question. :))

How do YOU know the bride has a tattoo on her inner thigh?

"She keeps her box so clean you could eat out of it."


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:01 pm 
Why is Raif eating out of the cat's litter box?



It just so happens that your friend here is only mostly dead.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:04 pm 
Hey, can I cash in the life insurance on this guy, here?

Well you could, but then you'd have to kill yourself.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:37 pm 
Can I tell myself about the secret government project I'm working on?



No, stupidhead! You'd spoil the surprise!


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:29 pm 
so you don' t want me to put out the wet floor sign?





A Royal with cheese.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 8:57 pm 
Comment dites-vous "un royal avec fromage" en anglais?


Damn you Smurfs.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:07 pm 
What, you think its our fault your wife liked little blue men?

I dunno, why do YOU want to know?


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 12:31 am 
Why the hell do I want to know if Raif has a cushion for a pushin'?

Cause you're a dirty old man who has led a horrifying life.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 1:36 am 
Why did you buy me this magazine?

46


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 12:20 pm 
How many different "Darth_____" Names did you try before you settled on Baboon?


Because I'm the Dad, that's why!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:15 pm 
Why is it when you call Momma that she giggles, but if I call Momma that I get a whuppin?

You know what I always say, "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em."


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 8:17 pm 
Captain, engine #2 just caught fire. What should we do?

What, with the antelope?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 11:28 pm 
Kit the Odd wrote:
How many different "Darth_____" Names did you try before you settled on Baboon?


Because I'm the Dad, that's why!


Actualy 0, I've used this screename on everyboard I have ever been on. Seems to be obscure enough. BTW, If you need to abreviate my name I prefere baboon to darth (to many darths)

Anyway, back to the subject. (For future reference, answers in the form of a question are hard)

Will you please just go to sleep?

The local hick's R us


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