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 Post subject: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....
PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:15 pm 
...manuel Kant was a real pissant, who was very rarely stable...


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:25 pm 
L5N... this describes you.

I would ask what the hell you are smoking, but past experiences kinda already let me know what the problem is.

Now, for the slim, almost non-existent chance that you are either not spamming or trolling (which I doubt, cause well, you know...), do you care to explain what the hell you are talking about?

...well, I actually, I think I just realized what you are talking about... but this remains true


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2004 1:54 pm 
dude, I love that song. learned it in college (studying philosophy, naturally).


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:09 pm 
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 2:51 am 
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Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]


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