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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 11:45 am 
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Vorpal Bunny Slipper
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Where can I get some at this hour?

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:00 pm 
Hey! Who stepped my jug of water?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:12 pm 
Who stole my hammer?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:24 pm 
Who drank all of the wine???


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:29 pm 
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It's a good thing I didn't go with my original question, which I think might have taken this thread on a very less-silly turn.

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:35 pm 
And what was the original question?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:58 pm 
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I don't have the character to accept the fact that the universe does not go the way I want it to... how can I forsake all rational and logical thought, intellectual honesty, scientific knowledge, and innate curiosity about the real world in exchange for occasional warm-and-fuzzies based on wishful thinking, idiotic superstitions, logical fallacy, childish psychology, and slavish devotion to mythological figures created millennia ago?

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 2:59 pm 
I have come to the conclusion that religion is what you think it is. Now, my question is, who has the cotton candy?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:36 pm 
How do you pronounce 'Jesus'?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 3:49 pm 
Is the 'Pointless Thread' breeding? And if so, who/what was the father?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 4:37 pm 
Okay, who said that religion was not a mecha?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 6:52 pm 
We can't be silent 'cause they might be giants, and what're we gonna do unless they are?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 7:20 pm 
And who's the one who claimed that this was like a game of pick-up sticks, played by f'ing lunatics?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:41 pm 
At the end of the Second Coming, who's going to sleep in the wet spot?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:43 pm 
So, when armageddon comes, who'll have the spare condoms?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:45 pm 
Well, who made the wet spot?

... and what's that creeping up my leg?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 8:55 pm 
Okay, I've got two questions:

Where's Waldo?

And who finally got to corrupt Raif's Innocence?


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 9:04 pm 
You mean "Who WISHES he could corrupt Raif's innocence?"


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:43 pm 
"I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant is faithful, one hundred percent."

And the question is:

Who is the mystery guest in the latest episode of Raif / Jer SlashFic?

And it ain't Alex Trebek, despite his begging.


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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 12:47 am 
Who are you and what are you doing in my closet?


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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 3:20 pm 
I say, what's that poking out of Horton's posterior?


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PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2004 3:44 pm 
What are you and who are you poking in my closet?


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PostPosted: Sun May 30, 2004 2:30 pm 
So I woke up this afternoon and I was sitting there trying to tie my shoes when I figured something out...

How can i tie my shoes when there are no shoelaces?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:09 pm 
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Which way are you going? Which side will you be on?
Will you stand and watch while all the seeds of hate are sown?
Will you stand with those who say "let His will be done,"
With one hand on the Bible, the other on a gun?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 6:38 am 
How can we dance when our earth is turning?
How can we sleep while our beds are burning?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:50 am 
Let's dance in style, lets dance for a while
Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst
Are you going to drop the bomb or not?


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:00 pm 
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At least try to be funny, people.

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:18 pm 
And what would you consider to be funny?


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:12 pm 
troika wrote:
And what would you consider to be funny?


Funny is, as funny does.
Now what's inside my box of chocolates?? :P


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:59 pm 
What do you get when you multiply six by nine?


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