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PostPosted: Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:03 am 
All right, who ordered the Lamb On A Stick Special?

And why is this sausage I got from CMOT Dibber oinking?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:21 am 
Gimme a J!
Gimme an E!
Gimme an S!
Gimme a U!
Gimme an S!
Now what does that spell?


-=-Barnabas


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:26 am 
What's that smell?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 1:29 am 
Hey, Pepe, what do you get if you cross a Jewish virgin and an omnipotent omniscient desert god?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 1:18 pm 
Okay, who went and tried to let this thread die?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 5:44 pm 
Who is all right thinking people?


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What do you get when you multiply six by nine?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:40 pm 
Who is responsible for the Miracle of the Fifteen Cents, the most divine business plan to hit the streets since Bingo Night?


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:33 am 
OK, so God made Heaven and Earth. But what has he done recently?


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Who's just all right with me?

I was staying at the Mariott with who and John Wayne?

What kind of freak's out in the street?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:45 am 
How is that pronouced again?


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:39 pm 
Simon Jester wrote:
I was staying at the Mariott with who and John Wayne?


I believe you'll find that that's "whom," not "who."


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 9:06 am 
Why am I constipated?


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 10:00 am 
Why won't Michelle Pfeiffer accept that it's over and quit calling me?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 9:12 am 
Gerald wrote:
Why am I constipated?


Might have something to do with the tentacle lodged up your nether regions.

How can we persuade people to use their lives on pleasing a God instead of pleasing mankind?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:47 am 
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"How do we kill it? There got to be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?"

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:13 pm 
jeremiahsmith wrote:
"How do we kill it? There got to be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?"


I could tell you. Do you really want to know?


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:52 am 
<Vermilion> "Daddy, why is the man squeezing the juice out of that doggie?"


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:59 pm 
Who willed this thread to be created?


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Barnabas Truman wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
I was staying at the Mariott with who and John Wayne?


I believe you'll find that that's "whom," not "who."


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Whom cares?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:36 pm 
Simon Jester wrote:
Barnabas Truman wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
I was staying at the Mariott with who and John Wayne?


I believe you'll find that that's "whom," not "who."


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Whom cares?


Actually, that one should be "Who.:


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The General wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
Barnabas Truman wrote:
Simon Jester wrote:
I was staying at the Mariott with who and John Wayne?


I believe you'll find that that's "whom," not "who."


-=-Barnabas


Whom cares?


Actually, that one should be "Who.:


Why?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:21 am 
Why did Penn & Teller not have any hot nekkid babes in their Creationism episode?


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Vermilion wrote:
Why did Penn & Teller not have any hot nekkid babes in their Creationism episode?


That you expected hot naked babes in an episode about creationism is almost as mind-blowing as the realization that people actually accept creationism.

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Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:42 am 
We're looking for Diplomacy players over on Nightstar IRC. Any takers?

And yes, I did mean to post the question on this thread, in this forum... =)


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 12:08 pm 
Jeremiah Smith wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
Why did Penn & Teller not have any hot nekkid babes in their Creationism episode?


That you expected hot naked babes in an episode about creationism is almost as mind-blowing as the realization that people actually accept creationism.


I don't think he 'expected' as much as 'hoped'. And he has a point, naked babes would have improved the episode immeasurably.


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LastAmorphStanding wrote:
We're looking for Diplomacy players over on Nightstar IRC. Any takers?

And yes, I did mean to post the question on this thread, in this forum... =)

It is actually the correct forum. After all, you'd need divine guidance to find the right channel.

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I don't think he 'expected' as much as 'hoped'. And he has a point, naked babes would have improved the episode immeasurably.

Name one thing naked babes don't improve.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 1:00 pm 
Pronto wrote:
I don't think he 'expected' as much as 'hoped'. And he has a point, naked babes would have improved the episode immeasurably.

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Name one thing naked babes don't improve.


War


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:01 pm 
Pronto wrote:
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Name one thing naked babes don't improve.
War
Jesus.

Who poisoned a village by changing all the water into rotten grape juice?


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Pronto wrote:
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I don't think he 'expected' as much as 'hoped'. And he has a point, naked babes would have improved the episode immeasurably.

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Name one thing naked babes don't improve.


War


Actually, I'd say that depends entirely on the placement of the naked babes.

While the line soldiers would certainly appreciate placement in their barracks, it would be better to place them in the quarters of the politicans in charge on both sides, with instructions to tell said leaders: call off the war, or no nookie. After all, the general consensus is that the best way to improve a war is to end it.


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