The Nightstar Zoo

The "official story".

"A Marine washes down an F/A -18A Hornet recovered from a marsh after brakes on the fighter jet failed during touch-and-go landings at the Quantico Marine Corps Air Facility in Quantico, Va. The pilot, Lt. Col. William D. Reaves, ejected and suffered serious injuries, the plane sustained more that $1 million in damages. (AP Photo/Lawrence Giberson)"

Hah! Here's my caption.

"Hey?! Where's Yoda? Isn't this Dagobah?"

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Fandemonium!
August 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 2014

"I am a machine. I am a weapon of war. I am a destroyer of life in the service of life, the sword and shield of my human creators." Bolo Invincibilus, Mark XXIII, Model B (Experimental) 0075-NKE "Nike".

I was thinking of Star Wars myself:

Soldier (after a marathon of watching all 6 Star Wars movies and playing drinking games to them): I just had to try to lift my plane out of a bog just like Luke...