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 Post subject: Why watch what you eat?
PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:38 pm 
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Something my uncle e-mailed me.

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


. . . and before I get castigated for ignoring the whole lifestyle thing, bear in mind that this is humor. You're supposed to laugh at it.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:02 pm 
A wise man that.


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