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|Author:||Simon Jester [ Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:38 pm ]|
|Post subject:||Why watch what you eat?|
Something my uncle e-mailed me.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
. . . and before I get castigated for ignoring the whole lifestyle thing, bear in mind that this is humor. You're supposed to laugh at it.
|Author:||Occupant [ Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:02 pm ]|
A wise man that.
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