But, you see, I'm Jewish.
And there's nothing quite as traditionally Jewish as a bagel. Then you pile tref food llike sausage and bacon on it... and mixing meat and dairy on one plate is supertref, but I can't do dairy, so I can't be quite as sinful.
It's really yummy. And GREAT for when you have a hangover, except for all those popping noises in the frying pan that try to make your head explode x_X
My favorite thing to do in cases like that is to have Bacon Cheeseburgers on Good Friday. I'm violating *all* sorts of faiths on that day, especially if I do so during lunch.
My mother turned me into a Catholic, but I got better.