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You know Lipton "Pasta Sides" alias "Noodles And Sauce"? Well, one day I had one of the beef-flavor ones floating around, and decided to make it.

I poured the mix into a microwave dish, put the dish in the microwave, set for the usual time. 5 minutes later I noticed an awful burning smell. I'd forgotten to add the water.

The microwave was in the trash the next day.

In other news, I've also absentmindedly poured italian dressing (the oil and vinegar kind) into a glass of milk.

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When I was young my Mom got me a microwave cookbook. While most things I tried worked out ok, one night I tried to make chicken nuggets, which turned out to be hard as rocks.

Also the time I recently tried to make my own salad dressing, balsamic vinegar and sesame oil kicked my butt :(


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For the longest time I could not hard boil to save my life. They would either be raw or rubbery. This from the same person who could throw meals together with no recipe and I'm not talking about using box anything.


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I once tried to make meatloaf, but I forgot to put the crackers in, so I ended up with meatballs.


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I made fried scones once from memory--and by memory, I mean someone TOLD me the recipe and I went home and "remembered" it.

Would have been okay, but I remembered 1.5 Cups of Salt instead of 1.5 Tbsp.


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My sister and I had a similar experience to your, chalain. We were cooking our mom a birthday dinner, and there was a typo in the cookbook. Thus the carrots were cooked with two cups of salt instead of two teaspoons. It did seem a little odd that half a container of the stuff went into the pot . . . .

I've since learned to pay a little more attention to common sense when cooking. :)

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