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PostPosted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:10 pm 
<Pi> One of my co-workers yesterday asked why I have a pic of an old hayseed sitting on a tractor holding a pitchfork as the background on my test box. It really is a hokey picture. In response, I merely pointed to the physical machine, where it says "Precision 380" next to the brand logo.
<Pi> If he'd had something sharp nearby, he'd probably have stabbed me on the spot.
<Chalain> What's a Precision 380?
<Pi> !stfw precision 380
<Schlock> Lucky google site for precision 380 is http://www.digitalvideoediting.com/arti ... p?id=32744
* Chalain has no data on this other than the implied humorous correlation between Precision 380's and (presumably, ancient) farm equipment.
* Vermilion starts singing The Farmer In The Dell....
<Chalain> Okay, now I have more data: my assumption that a Precision 380 is a computer appears to be backed by evidence.
* Vermilion notes that if Chalain were an automobile, his brain would be a seized up four-banger in a rust covered exterior.
<Chalain> And if your were, it would be anything but a clue bus. I've already admitted I don't get it. Is there more data?
<Chalain> DELL.
<Chalain> Farmer in the.
<Chalain> THERE we go.
* Vermilion pat-pats Chalain, and makes sure he gets upgraded to the Special Bus.
<Chalain> All right, so you ARE the clue bus. In my defense, I missed you because you were running early.
<Vermilion> I'm being punished, though, because *now* I have that child's song running through my cerebellum.
<Chalain> The initial impression I got from "farm equipment" was that of "== old computer".
* Chalain gives the song cleats.

<Chalain> And it's a farm song, too, so you know what they're tracking through there. Oh, wait. THis is YOUR mind we're talking about. WIPE YOUR FEET WHEN YOU'RE DONE, KIDS!
<Vermilion> Why am I the one being abused? Pi's the one that fed you the joke.
<Vermilion> "We lost little Susie!"
<Chalain> EH, mostly it was the not-very-nice auto comment. :-)
* Pi is laughing too hard at you both to say anything witty.


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<Attilla> BURN THEM ALL WITH RIGHTEOUS FIR
<Attilla> *FIRE
<Attilla> Though burning people with righteous firs might be funny.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 7:18 pm 
On a completely different server, far away:

[20:00]<Ryan> HAHAHAHAHA
[20:01]<Ryan>I shot the limo driver, and he fell over on the wheel dead.
[20:01]<Ryan> So the limo sped up, and jumped over the top of the grassy knoll as it went off the road.
[20:01]<Ryan> Jackie and JFK flew out of the backseat some 10 feet into the air and in front of the car, and it landed on them.
[20:02]<Janus> "kerSPLAT" as one would say.


Meanwhile, in a parallel conversation in #nightstar_bar

[20:01]<shadowfax> kerSPLAT
[20:03]<Janus> Shadowfax gets no credit, eh?
[20:03]<shadowfax> Ryan.
[20:03]<Janus> Silence!
[20:03]* shadowfax talks to DeathShadowMage instead
[20:03]<Janus> ...
[20:03]<Kisara> ...
[20:03]<Kisara> shadowfax, stfu?
[20:04]<Janus> This is an inside joke if I've ever seen one...
[20:04]<Ryan> Lol.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 9:39 pm 
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Janus wrote:
On a completely different server, far away:

[20:00]<Ryan> HAHAHAHAHA
[20:01]<Ryan>I shot the limo driver, and he fell over on the wheel dead.
[20:01]<Ryan> So the limo sped up, and jumped over the top of the grassy knoll as it went off the road.
[20:01]<Ryan> Jackie and JFK flew out of the backseat some 10 feet into the air and in front of the car, and it landed on them.
[20:02]<Janus> "kerSPLAT" as one would say.


Man, I haven't played that in ages.

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Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
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<D> I thought I'd found a disk in a computer in the garbage room. Everything looked good until I saw that someone had already taken the hard drive.
<D> Goddamn thieves.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:35 pm 
* Pi has officially overclocked Vermilion.
<Pi> Apparently, nine shots of espresso has an effect on even him.
<Raif> What's your cooling solution?
<Pi> Cooling?
<Vermilion> I think I just overclocked my brain. Things are moving so slowly....
<Pi> I'm getting the camera ready for the magic smoke.
<Vermilion> That's not smoke, that's steam. Prepare for the money shot, bitch!
<Raif> ...
<Raif> Well then. Carry on, boys.
<Pi> I'll save you some.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:30 pm 
<AnnoDomini> Anyways: Or dead animals, for that matter. I've seen more dead animals at my gradparents' farm than most people see in a lifetime.
* AnnoDomini has even assisted in slaughter a coupla times.
<Jeremiah> I once killed a few hookers.
<Jeremiah> Those are almost like animals.


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<Vornicus> ...why do I have Jingle Bell Rock stuck in my head?
<jerith> NoooOOOOoooO!
<jerith> Now it's stuck in mine too.
* jerith eviscerates the Vorn.
<Mahal> DAMN.
<Mahal> YOU.
<Mahal> ARRGH.
* Vornicus spreads the infection far and wide.
* jerith infects Vorn with the collection he'd been saving for the Doomsday Machine.
<Vornicus> nuuuu
<ToxicFrog> Vorn, for this crime, I will end you


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* Vornicus returns
<McMartin> Vornicus Forever
<McMartin> Vornicus Begins
<Vornicus>
<McMartin> No, that's the first one, before they make the series.

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Yes, there is a context for this.

<censored> first I tried enlarging it a couple of decimeters before censoring it, but it looked too retouched and I didn't care to spend a serious amount of time on his crotch


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Eh, to hell with it. Here's the context. :) (Warning: NSFW)

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<loonattico> hi
<loonattico> whts t time now?
<AnnoDomini> Hello.
<AnnoDomini> It depends on who you ask.
<loonattico> u
<AnnoDomini> Who's this 'u'?
<loonattico> AnnoDomini
<loonattico> sir
<AnnoDomini> Aha. It's 16:27 over here.
<loonattico> miss?
<AnnoDomini> I'm actually a space alien from Zeta Reticuli. We don't have genders the way humans do.
* AnnoDomini is imagining loonattico actually debating whether he should believe what he just said.
<Vornicus> that's just cruel.
<Mirell> Arg. The one disadvantaged of having a cute, white kitty...sheds all over my laptop and coat and bag...
<loonattico> oo...i c
<loonattico> so you do have the levels then isntit?
<AnnoDomini> Levels? Come again?
<Vornicus> that's in Kzer-Za space. Well, actually it doesn't exist, but the reticuli constellation is there.
<loonattico> im comin im comin
<AnnoDomini> ...
<Vornicus>
<loonattico> you have masters who have gendersA
* gnolam snerks.
<loonattico> ?
<AnnoDomini> Vornicus: The reason they haven't found us yet is because we are laying low. And also erected a Dyson-sphere around our suns so they don't shed light and alert the Ur-Quan.
<AnnoDomini> *+some sane syntax
<Vornicus> heh
<loonattico> :/
<AnnoDomini> loonattico: I'm not sure.
<AnnoDomini> Ur-Quan are believed to have genders, but in a strange way.
<loonattico> so you dont know much about your kind?
<Pi> 'knwo', loonattico. It's spelled 'knwo'.
<AnnoDomini> Oh, I knwo plenty about my kind.
<loonattico> :/
<AnnoDomini> The Ur-Quan, however, are not my kind.
<AnnoDomini> They are rather nasty, particularly the Kohr-Ah.
<loonattico> so how you multiply? (sorry 4 spelling)
<AnnoDomini> Well, we, um, there are these glowy bits, and, er...
* AnnoDomini blushes horribly.
<loonattico> what drugs n
<loonattico> u have?
<loonattico> are they strong?
<AnnoDomini> Sure. There's an Earth animal, called a cat.
<AnnoDomini> Their young, when inhaled, provide an awesome rush.
<loonattico> :/
<AnnoDomini> The orange ones fusk you up REAL good.
<loonattico> oh...i c...u r completely lost...in space..
<AnnoDomini> Well, yes, I guess I am.
<AnnoDomini> But I knwo where my towel is.
<loonattico> r u high...or just wanna get high?
<AnnoDomini> I'm actually about 7 meters above the ground. I'm not sure whether that counts as 'high.' At least my fear of height's isn't triggered.
<AnnoDomini> *heights
* AnnoDomini strikes! AnnoDomini scores!! 1:0 to the home team!
<loonattico> let me tell u r not high
<loonattico> u r short as madafaka
* loonattico has left #schlock_mercenary
<AnnoDomini> I'm actually quite tall for one of my race, standing -- GAWD DAMNIT!
* Vermilion points and laughs.
<Vornicus> Should go on FtDoM

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<Vornicus> I think I almost understand javascript!
<Derakon> I'm sorry!


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:54 pm 
Wed[10:35] <Pi> It's been better ever since Pronto happened.
Wed[10:43] <Reiver> (He really means 'stopped happening'.)
Wed[10:44] <UndeadAnno> ((Or 'happened to cease.'))
Wed[10:44] <Reiver> (((Either way...)))
Wed[10:44] <Reiver> (((How's you?)))
Wed[10:45] <UndeadAnno> ((((Bad.))))
Wed[10:45] <Reiver> (((((Oh?)))))
Wed[10:45] <Mirell> What are we doing, programming Lisp?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:44 am 
Sat[00:22] <ReivZzz> It's not who is and isn't here.
Sat[00:22] <ReivZzz> More the passing of the Old Guarde in general.
Sat[00:23] <Vermilion> I'm not planning on dying here, so you aren't getting my place.
Sat[00:24] * ReivZzz kills Vermilion and hides the body
Sat[00:32] * westyx hides ReivZzz in the coal bin
Sat[00:37] * ReivZzz would thank westy, but is unsure as to his nefarious intentions?
Sat[00:38] * westyx patpats ReivZzz. You're just where I want you
Sat[00:38] * Attilla spontaneously, and unknown to ReivZzz's plight has all the coal poured en masse into the furnaces to power the ship full steam ahead.
Sat[00:39] * ReivZzz figured that would happen eventually.
Sat[00:39] * ReivZzz fizzles appreciatively.
Sat[00:39] <westyx> man, that really sucks, especially when the ship is oil powered
Sat[00:39] <ReivZzz> Oh please.
Sat[00:39] <ReivZzz> Since when has that ever stopped gratuitous violence?


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:36 am 
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It's been better ever since Pronto happened.
He really means 'stopped happening'.



Pronto hasn't stopped happening. You just aren't where he's happening anymore.

I expect you don't miss him any, but there are a lot things you people never did miss ... like human interaction, relationships, sex. (That is, with members of the opposite gender of the same species.)


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 8:24 pm 
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It's been better ever since Pronto happened.
He really means 'stopped happening'.



Pronto hasn't stopped happening. You just aren't where he's happening anymore.

I expect you don't miss him any, but there are a lot things you people never did miss ... like human interaction, relationships, sex. (That is, with members of the opposite gender of the same species.)

If it helps, I miss the Pronto Happenings, and wish I could see them.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 10:22 pm 
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If it helps, I miss the Pronto Happenings, and wish I could see them.


Thats a very kind thing to say, DeeT. You, I miss. In truth, there are a handful of people from SM that I miss, on a daily basis.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:16 am 
Pronto wrote:
Dark_Tiger wrote:
If it helps, I miss the Pronto Happenings, and wish I could see them.


Thats a very kind thing to say, DeeT. You, I miss. In truth, there are a handful of people from SM that I miss, on a daily basis.

Need to make it out to the shooting range more I take it. 8-)


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<Pi> Ugh. I no longer own any jeans. I gained too much over vista release + holidays. I now own an impressive array of ass-corsets.

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*** gnolam is now known as gnoforth
<gnoforth> And multiply.

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<Attilla> But I also partially blame my brain's current condition of filtering much information on Carbonyl addition, grignard reagents, acetal formation and imine formation
<Attilla> And how C=O is picked on by goddamn everything
<Tora-Chan[draw]> hahaha
<Tora-Chan[draw]> C=O is a slut?
<Attilla> Probably. And mean she bonds with anything willing to let their electrons drift
<Tora-Chan[draw]> hahahaha
<Attilla> 'course, the Acetal is the threesome of these groups, I mean one methanol can go with the aldehyde, but it can happen twice, the next one on the other side.

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Rereading this thread, I can only come to the conclusion that this network is full of dorks.

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
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<TheDagda> HE WAS ROBOT!
<TheDagda> Then he grew a beard.

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* Takyoji has joined #code
<Takyoji> Anyone have an idea for a decent name for a website management software
<ToxicFrog> Website Management Software #8,927: This One's Different, I Swear
<Takyoji> xD
<Takyoji> It's just a little PHP prog which will simply be used for integrating several control panels in one
<Takyoji> in an organized fashion
<Takyoji> Which will be XML based
* ToxicFrog vomits black bile from his eye sockets
<Takyoji> It's nothing major..
<Takyoji> Just for organization purposes..
<ToxicFrog> The last person who said that ended up creating a sixteen-thousand-line, XML-based monstrosity that killed and ate six orphans before it was put down.

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* Rusty rocks out with his wok out.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:54 pm 
Pronto wrote:
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It's been better ever since Pronto happened.
He really means 'stopped happening'.



Pronto hasn't stopped happening. You just aren't where he's happening anymore.

I expect you don't miss him any, but there are a lot things you people never did miss ... like human interaction, relationships, sex. (That is, with members of the opposite gender of the same species.)


I miss you too Pronto!


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:15 pm 
Sometimes it's all about the timing.

[19:07:29] *** Grue-laptop has joined #schlock_mercenary
[19:08:43] * Oreann licks Grue-laptop
[19:10:51] * Grue-laptop licks Oreann!
[19:11:36] * Raif fornicates it.
[19:11:40] * Oreann purrs
[19:11:47] <Oreann> ...that's a new one
[19:11:53] <Oreann> especially from Raif
[19:11:56] * Oreann licks Rhamphoryncus
[19:12:22] <Raif> You just can't get enough, can you?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:54 am 
AnnaOnTheMoon wrote:
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It's been better ever since Pronto happened.
He really means 'stopped happening'.



Pronto hasn't stopped happening. You just aren't where he's happening anymore.

I expect you don't miss him any, but there are a lot things you people never did miss ... like human interaction, relationships, sex. (That is, with members of the opposite gender of the same species.)


I miss you too Pronto!


Aww. I miss you, too. Who are you again?


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<gnolam> Crap.
<gnolam> Now there's porcelain all over the floor.
<jerith> Did you break a bathroom?

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<Attilla> As cruel as I am, I don't know what'd cause someone to swerve away from hordes of frogs crossing a road.
<gnolam> ?
<Attilla> Just read a random forum post somewhere about how many dangerous creatures there are in aussie land
<Attilla> "Also, huge swarms of frogs in the road cause people to swerve, which I'm sure isn't safe either." is one of the posts.
<Vornicus> It makes a mess of tires, and it's slippery, and it makes this wonderful sound.
<Attilla> Hey, if those guys in frogger won't stop, why should I? ;p

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