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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 4:47 pm 
<PinkFreud> ow.
<PinkFreud> ow ow ow.
<PinkFreud> jumped off a tall (not-so-sturdy) chair, after stringing cat5 through the ceiling. fell on knee. ow ow ow ow ow.
<Pi> Could you do that again for the camera? We're filming a commercial for wireless.


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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:19 am 
<PinkFreud> Chalain: do you log #x?
<PinkFreud> Chalain: if so, does your parser script fuck with those logs?
<PinkFreud> it's looking like it does here
* PinkFreud pokes Chalain in the eyes
<Chalain> Mine doesn't.
<Chalain> But I reroute #x to @wazzup now.
<Chalain> Before I rerouted, it did.
<Chalain> I wouldn't call it "fucking" though. More like heavy petting with the occasional blowjob.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:26 am 
[21:17:52] <Noah> I wonder what the grand total of legitimately registered mIRC users is.
[21:18:08] <ShadesFox> 3 and a half
[21:18:31] <Pi> Two in this apartment alone.
[21:18:31] <Noah> Damn skitzophrenics
[21:18:44] <Noah> Wow
[21:19:24] <Noah> Did you put up a sign for tourists and charge admittion?
[21:19:51] <Pi> Oh, no. They'd want souvenirs, and I've only got so much beer in the fridge.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 2:05 am 
[01:45:34] *** Dark_Tiger is now known as ranting_Tiger
[01:45:39] *** ranting_Tiger is now known as Ranting_Tiger
[01:46:01] <Oggy> oh, oh, oh!
[01:46:03] <Oggy> Where's he ranting at?
[01:46:06] <Oggy> he gives good rant.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 05, 2004 2:29 am 
[23:11:47] <Jeremiah> I'll give someone ten bucks to give Raif a kick in the balls.
[23:11:53] <Jeremiah> Fifteen if there's video.
[23:12:01] <Pi> Jer - you got paypal?
[23:12:22] <Jeremiah> Not at the moment, no. My brother does, maybe we can work something out.
[23:12:25] * Pi notes that Raif has a webcam and a tendency to be asleep when Pi gets off work.
[23:12:42] <Jeremiah> But it's gotta be a good kick. He'll have to walk bowlegged for at least an hour afterwards.
[23:12:45] * Simon_Jester wanders off to bed.
[23:12:48] <Simon_Jester> Night all.
[23:12:49] * Raif notes that he doesn't have a webcam, and tends to wake up instantly should anyone enter his bedroom. :P
[23:12:52] * Simon_Jester has quit IRC (Quit: "When I look at all of the faces I've been, / I would sure be the first one to say: / When I look at myself today, / Wouldn't've done it any other way." - Jim Croce)
[23:12:58] <Chanilye> webcam?
[23:13:05] <Raif> of course, breaking down the door would be a tip-off too.
[23:13:05] <Pi> He already walks bowlegged.
[23:13:10] <Pi> I think it's the malnutrition.
[23:13:13] <Jeremiah> More so, then.
[23:13:14] <Chanilye> don't toy with my emotions here
[23:13:20] * Raif reminds pi of the many blades. :P
[23:13:27] <Pronto> Pi, go thru the wall. No one expects that.
[23:13:35] <Pi> Pronto - least of all, me.
[23:13:35] <Jeremiah> Hey, Koolaid!
[23:14:27] * Raif will pay someone 20 bucks to tell jer what they really think of him.
[23:14:27] <Chanilye> hee
[23:14:35] <Raif> But he'll have to walk around crying for a week.
[23:14:45] <Chanilye> can it be tears of joy?
[23:14:50] <Pi> Raif - He does that anyway. Pay up.
[23:14:51] <Jeremiah> 30 bucks for Raif's spleen in the mail.
[23:15:13] <Raif> 40 bucks for proof that jer's been fornicating with... nevermind.
[23:15:18] <Pi> I've tried that before. The post office workers get pretty uptight about packages seeping blood.
[23:15:30] <Jeremiah> 50 bucks to have Raif exiled to Siberia.
[23:15:50] <Jeremiah> In the dead of winter, in just a pair of swim shorts.
[23:15:51] <Pi> I have fifty. Fifty dollars.
[23:15:53] <Raif> 60 bucks to disembowel jer and toss his organs about the room like pinata candy.
[23:15:54] <Pi> Going once
[23:15:58] <Pi> Oh, I see 60
[23:16:02] <Pi> Sixty is the bid.
[23:16:06] <Pi> Do I see seventy?
[23:16:10] <Pi> Seventy anybody?
[23:16:14] <Jeremiah> 70 to kill Raif in a manner of your own choosing.
[23:16:27] <Pi> Seventy to the short dorky guy in the corner.
[23:16:31] <Pi> Do I hear eighty?
[23:16:37] <Jeremiah> No, not to Raif, to me.
[23:16:50] <Pi> Raif's the taller dorky guy.
[23:16:56] <Raif> 80 to force jer into a life of servitude as a prison bitch... then you can kill him in a manner of your choosing.
[23:16:56] <Jeremiah> How tall is Raif?
[23:17:06] <Pi> Eighty. Eighty is the bid.
[23:17:12] <Pi> Good sir, would you like to go for ninety?
[23:17:21] <Jeremiah> 90 to have Raif violated by a horse on national television.
[23:17:31] <Raif> 100 to have jer not enjoy it.
[23:17:43] <Pi> One hundred! I have one hundred!
[23:17:46] <Pi> Going once
[23:17:53] <Pi> Going twice
[23:18:01] <Jeremiah> 150 for Raif to get kicked in the balls! With a sledgehammer!
[23:18:08] <Jeremiah> Attached to a nuclear missile.
[23:18:12] <Pi> One fifty! One fifty, I hear.
[23:18:24] <Pi> Can I hear two hundred?
[23:18:24] <Raif> 300 for a large group of priests to go back and raise jer!
[23:18:37] <Raif> back in time that is.
[23:18:38] <Jeremiah> 1000 to make Raif stop being a dick!
[23:18:48] <Raif> 100,000,000 to make jer likable!
[23:18:52] <Pi> SOLD to the man who actually thinks that priests can be bought with money and not little kids.
[23:18:58] <Raif> ROFL
[23:19:09] <Jeremiah> Motherfvcker!


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:22 am 
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<NyamuK> i've download Dev-PHP 1.9.4--- parser not found? means what?
<Ogredude> NyamuK: Not a clue. What the heck is Dev-PHP 1.9.4
<Ogredude> "Parser not found" errors generally tend to indicate that it can't find a parser...
<NyamuK> Dev-PHP 1.9.4 ---- problem parser not found?
<NyamuK> Ogredude, so how i can fix this problem
<Ogredude> NyamuK: I donno, find the parser maybe?
<NyamuK> ehmm
<Ogredude> Start turning over rocks, I guess
<NyamuK> tq...
<Ogredude> parsers like to hide under rocks.
<Ogredude> and sometimes in the woodpile.
<Ogredude> but wear gloves. parser bites are pretty nasty.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:13 pm 
[20:00:53] <Gerald> i'll give raif one thing, though.
[20:01:03] <Gerald> he's never compared abortion to building a couch.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:57 pm 
[19:38] <Bookworm> If I can't have fun, you can't have fun
[19:38] * Bookworm sits in the manger.
[19:40] * PFunk crowns him king of the Jews
[19:41] * kreely hrms
[19:41] * PFunk mrehs
[19:41] * kreely shoves a bottle in book's mouth
[19:41] <kreely> baby.
[19:41] <PFunk> The baby BookJesus did not suck on bottles
[19:41] <kreely> What did he suck on?
[19:41] <PFunk> His virgin mother's boobie.
[19:41] * kreely blinks
[19:42] <kreely> uhhhhh....
[19:42] * JustYin raises an eyebrow.
[19:42] <Vornicus> ...................
[19:42] <PFunk> Logically, at least.
[19:42] <kreely> That's highly illogical.
[19:43] <PFunk> Why?
[19:43] <PFunk> Well, maybe not the virgin part.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:12 pm 
[20:11] <Raif> That's the first time I've ever heard anyone criticize the bed print in porn.


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 8:28 pm 
[20:27] <Raif> Y'know what hurts my feelings?
[20:27] <Raif> Cats.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:24 pm 
[21:20:58] <Raif> Oh, not sure if I mentioned it to you. My tech director just totally f*cked over his code base.
[21:21:17] <Raif> Which means pretty much everything he wrote is hosed, 4 days before the due date.
[21:21:19] <Raif> I giggled.
[21:21:30] <Pi> That's not healthy.
[21:22:17] <Raif> The codef*cking or the giggling?
[21:22:34] <Pi> Yes.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:27 pm 
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[22:32:04] <Vornicus> If I do that, I'll have memory overruns where you have to go find two of every data type and put it in a struct with some 600-year-old guy.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:13 pm 
[21:08] <Tyger> I never understand anything Gerald does.
[21:08] <Gerald> ...oh, there's so many ways to answer that.
[21:09] <Keradon> And about all of them aren't good, are they?
[21:09] <Gerald> "Does anyone ever understand anything Gerald does?"
[21:09] <Keradon> I would say that Gerald understands Gerald...
[21:09] <Gerald> Actually, Gerald doesn't understand Gerald.
[21:09] <Keradon> Which is better than me... I never understand myself, no matter how hard I try. :)
[21:09] <Keradon> Oh.
[21:10] <@ItsWalky> <Gerald> I tell myself jokes but I don't laugh.
[21:10] <Gerald> I know there is a method to the madness!
[21:10] <Gerald> ...I just don't know what it is.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:37 am 
* Woapalanne conveniently ignores all the times he DID sexually harass Raif.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:40 am 
<Woapalanne> I'd much rather forget pi if it's all the same to you.


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 8:56 pm 
[21:51] <davel> So Gerry, I've got a question
[21:51] <davel> You can sleep in until 11 or so on Wednesday
[21:52] <davel> You have to get up at 11 to watch the price is right?
[21:52] <Gerald> naaah
[21:52] <davel> Or am I reading the statement wrong
[21:52] <davel> It just seems...wrong
[21:52] <Gerald> I gotta leave the house at 12:00
[21:52] <Gerald> to get to class on time.
[21:53] <Gerald> So... I get up an hour before then, and price is right is on while I'm getting ready, getting breakfast, waking up, catching up on what happened during the hours when i was quasi-asleep
[21:53] <Rakka> <Gerald> Getting my boardie fix...
[21:53] <davel> So that's the story you're sticking to?
[21:53] <Gerald> Rakka: you have no idea.
[21:54] * Gerald wakes up at odd hours during the night. Checks nightstar. goes back to sleep.
[21:54] <Gerald> dave: that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
[21:54] <Loki> Ger: you are seriously scaring me, man...


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:31 pm 
* Gerald blesses Raif
<Gerald> I'm an ordained minister in the universal life church of modesto california
<Raif> Woohoo! I'm a holy artifact!
<Gerald> Hallelujah!


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:46 am 
[11:16] <kreely> afk...shower
[11:32] <PFunk> Okay.
[11:35] * PinkFreud dumps a bucket of water on kreely
[11:36] * PFunk flies away
[11:37] <kreely> sorry, all dry now =)
[11:38] <PinkFreud> that quickly, after having a bucket of water dumped on you? Impressive.
[11:38] <kreely> never said you made me wet ;0
[11:38] <Vermilion> Pinky's not that talented, apparently.
[11:40] * PinkFreud cries
[11:40] <PinkFreud> i can't even make a woman wet when i have a bucket of water!
[11:40] * Pi tosses a water-balloon at PinkFreud!
[11:41] <PinkFreud> (if that winds up on bash.org, I'm gonna /kill someone)
[11:41] <PinkFreud> :P
[11:42] <Vermilion> No, the quote thread will do nicely.
[11:43] <PinkFreud> doh!
[11:43] <kreely> nah, i bashed it
[11:43] * PinkFreud readies the /kill
[11:43] * kreely readies a /akill
[11:43] <PinkFreud> :P
[11:43] <kreely> don't make me jupe j00!


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2004 2:31 am 
[00:25:13] <Jintaio> How does one get promotes to status of operator on this server?
[00:26:21] <Pi> Sex with Ogredude
[00:26:50] <Jintaio> I see.
[00:27:30] <Jintaio> Well, I really think you should make me an op. I could take this place up, UP to the status of a super server, where a community thrives!!
[00:27:33] <Pi> Could also do PinkFreud, but he doesn't have any power. He just hasn't got lucky yet this year.
[00:28:13] <Pi> Already got a thriving community. No amount of fumigation seems to get rid of it.
[00:28:30] <Jintaio> No, I mean, -thriving-.
[00:28:44] <Pi> Yeah, I knwo. We're running out of odor eaters.
[00:29:03] <Jintaio> I'm talking about thriving with antimatter scientists.
[00:29:10] <Jintaio> Now is that a tempting offer or what?
[00:29:15] <Pi> Or what.
[00:29:20] <Pi> You ever heard of Groucho Marx?
[00:29:31] <Jintaio> No..
[00:29:37] <Pi> He said something really quotable once.
[00:29:50] <Ogredude> So did Larry, Curly, and Moe.
[00:29:52] <Pi> Well, actually, just about everything he said was really quotable, but there's one that I think applies.
[00:29:57] * Ogredude pokes Jintaio in the eyes
[00:30:05] <Pi> "I wouldn't want to join a club that would have me as a member."
[00:30:34] <Pi> Do you really think that we'd be a successful server if we offered an o-line to everybody that walked off the street claiming they could help?
[00:30:43] <kreely> Ummm
[00:30:48] <kreely> isn't that what you did with me?
[00:30:58] <Pi> No, with you it was the sex.


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PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2004 8:58 pm 
[20:07] * Assailant has joined #Nightstar_Bar
[20:07] <Assailant> Is anyone here?
[20:07] <Assailant> GODDAMNIT
[20:07] <kreely> Nope!
[20:07] <kreely> And god can't help either, but maybe I can
[20:07] <kreely> What's up?
[20:07] <Assailant> Do you have mIRC?
[20:08] <kreely> Yes
[20:08] <kreely> that's what i'm using right now
[20:08] <Assailant> Go to mediadriven.dyndns.org
[20:08] <kreely> Mind me asking why?
* Looking up Assailant user info...
[20:08] <Assailant> I need you to do something for me
[20:08] <Assailant> Now go there
[20:08] * kreely raises an eyebrow
[20:09] -> [Assailant] VERSION
[20:09] <Assailant> Don't give me shit.
[20:09] <Assailant> Do it now.
[20:09] <kreely> you're using mIRC...
[20:09] <kreely> don't order me around
[20:09] <Assailant> Just do it now.
[20:10] <Assailant> .
[20:10] <kreely> please hold
[20:10] <Assailant> Are you doing it?
[20:10] <kreely> it'll take a moment...dialup
[20:10] <kreely> 404
[20:10] <kreely> this page does not exist?
[20:10] <Assailant> ...
[20:10] <Assailant> I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SERVER
[20:11] <Assailant> GODDAMNIT
[20:11] <Assailant> ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE!?
[20:11] <kreely> No, I'm a fucking admin you jackass
[20:11] <kreely> Now knock your shit off
[20:11] <Assailant> DO IT NOW
[20:11] <Assailant> YOU STUPID BITCH
[20:11] <Aerilon> ...
[20:11] * kreely smiles sweetly
[20:11] * Assailant was kicked by Vornicus (You need to learn to be civil.)
[20:11] * Assailant has joined #nightstar_bar
[20:11] <kreely> wb
[20:11] <kreely> we missed you
[20:11] <Aerilon> Please, try to avoid a repeat of that performance.
[20:12] <Assailant> Kreely
[20:12] <Assailant> Go there now.
[20:12] * kreely rolls her eyes
[20:12] <kreely> No thank you
[20:12] <Assailant> Do it you stupid crackwhore.
[20:12] <kreely> But thanks for the offer
[20:12] <Aerilon> ...
[20:12] <Aerilon> Excuse moi?
[20:12] <kreely> someone has issues
[20:13] <kreely> well...here, hang on
[20:13] <Aerilon> Assailant, do us all a favor and apologize for your
behavior. Either that, or leave.
[20:13] <kreely> Why do I need to go there?
[20:13] <Assailant> Because.
[20:13] * Tora-Chan[writing] muahahas
[20:13] * kreely raises an eyebrow
[20:13] <kreely> Why.
[20:14] <Assailant> Just do it.
[20:14] <Assailant> And don't give me any crap.
[20:14] <Tora-Chan[writing]> you're the one giving us crap
[20:14] <Aerilon> Assailant, I would like to ask you to apologize once more.
[20:14] * Chalain has joined #nightstar_bar
[20:14] <Assailant> Aerilon
[20:14] * kreely facepalms
[20:14] <Chalain> Excuse me, does anyone here have my trowel?
[20:14] <Assailant> Bite my glorious golden ass.
[20:14] <kreely> Please tell me you're not a guy?
[20:15] <Tora-Chan[writing]> pffft
[20:15] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Aerilon
[20:15] <Assailant> Stupid bitch.
[20:15] <Pi> Oh, we've got a live one here.
[20:15] <kreely> talk to Pi about that, fuckwit.
[20:15] <Chalain> My trowel. It's about 7" long, diamond-shaped, smooth on
one side, roughed on the other?
[20:15] <kreely> Yeah...live enough for a liquid nitrogen castration
[20:15] <Tora-Chan[writing]> I hope you like your newfound silence
[20:15] * Assailant was kicked by Aerilon (Learn some manners. Or you can do
it again. In fact, I hope you do.)
[20:16] <Aerilon> Tora: Aww... I didn't mean to interrupt you. I just
didn't want to put up with him.
[20:16] * Aerilon hugs Tora and gives her a homemade biscuit to apologize.
[20:17] <Tora-Chan[writing]> like I said, I hope he likes his newfound
silence
[20:17] <kreely> #NS
[20:17] * ChanServ sets mode: -o Aerilon
[20:18] * Aerilon hugs Tora again, just because.
[20:19] <Vornicus> Except that he was there in the first place, and he's
still frozen.


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PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2004 2:56 pm 
<noy-satan> hi, i'm satan
<WDLKD> hi i'm judas
<WDLKD> you got my dough?>
<noy-satan> judas, if you will it this bug, i.... will give you a dollar
<WDLKD> why not satan?
<noy-satan> so, will you eat this bug?
<noy-satan> for a dollar?
<WDLKD> OK! (big stupid smile)
<noy-satan> which i will give to you if done?
<WDLKD> OK! (another big smile)
* noy-satan hands judas a bug with sum mud on it
* noy-satan hands judas a bug with some mud on it
<WDLKD> oh no. ther is mud on this bug
<WDLKD> i will need more money
<noy-satan> let's see... i got 23 cents
<WDLKD> OK so a dollar 23?
<WDLKD> YAY!
* WDLKD is now known as judas
* judas eats the mud coverd bug
* judas is now known as WDLKD
<noy-satan> great, now eat this ant
<WDLKD> but hat about my 1.23?
<noy-satan> no money till you eat this ant! i have spoken!
<WDLKD> aww. ok
<WDLKD> judas eats the ant
<WDLKD> now?
* Moltare is now known as Molfooding
<noy-satan> not this ant, the ant next to it. that one didn't count
<WDLKD> but.. but...
<noy-satan> I HAVE SPOKEN!
<noy-satan> i AM THE DEVIL!
<WDLKD> OK
<WDLKD> judas eats another ant
<noy-satan> now just sign this paper, saying you ate a bug and 2 ants, and will give me your soul for 1.23 dollars
<WDLKD> YAY!
<WDLKD> ..... wait.
<noy-satan> DEVIL!
* WDLKD is now known as WDLKD-judas
<noy-satan> SPOKEN!
<WDLKD-judas> that wasn't the deal.
<WDLKD-judas> can't i just betray some one?
<noy-satan> THERE YOU MOCK THE DEVIL?
<noy-satan> SIGN! AT ONCE!
* WDLKD-judas signs
<noy-satan> and again on the dotted line
* WDLKD-judas signs on the dotted line with blood
<noy-satan> ok, here you go, 1.23 canadian dollars
<WDLKD-judas> NOOO!
<WDLKD-judas> damn you!
<WDLKD-judas> i see under your disgues now!
<WDLKD-judas> ?YOUR A LAWYER!
<noy-satan> hey, i don't make the rules, take it or leave it
<WDLKD-judas> NOO! you evil lawyer
<noy-satan> of course, I AM the devil...
<WDLKD-judas> ok well ok.. in that case
* WDLKD-judas pockets the money and walks off


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PostPosted: Sat May 15, 2004 2:53 pm 
[12:39:02] <Vermilion> Man... I can't remote activate the kreelybot.
[12:39:06] <Pi> Don't sell yourself short, Vermilion, There's nothing you can't do.
[12:39:26] <kreely> that's okay, neither can Pi
[12:41:10] <Vermilion> Pi can't turn the kreely on? Ouch.
[12:41:32] * Pi leaves the poor defenseless kreelybot out of this.
[12:49:08] <Vornicus> We also can't turn OFF the kreelybot.
[12:49:53] <Pi> Oh, you noticed that, did you?
[12:49:57] <kreely> so you guys would rather turn off the kreelybot than the pibot?
[12:50:12] <Vornicus> I'd rather turn them both off.
[12:50:52] <Pi> Vorn has no sense of humor when it comes to the extreme joy of pibotness.
[12:52:03] <Vornicus> No, vorn has no sense of humor when there's a botfight and it's flooding people.
[12:52:34] <Raif> That IS the extreme joy of pibotness.


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 10:42 pm 
[22:28:49] <Jeremiah> Internet debates aren't like beating your head on a brick wall. They're more like trying to break a door by slamming your penis in it.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:40 am 
[23:37] <Pronto> ... how come jesus gets industrial disease.....
[23:37] <Jeremiah> He plays with nails.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 30, 2004 1:48 am 
23:48] <Og-eBay> Pronto: You ever notice a pattern to Jer's coming online?
[23:48] <Jeremiah> Eh?
[23:48] <Jeremiah> Pattern?
[23:48] <Pronto> .... yes.....
[23:48] <Og-eBay> He only ever comes online when the orderlies forget and let him have access to a computer
[23:48] <Pronto> lol
[23:48] <Og-eBay> When they forget to buckle the straps, I mean


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:33 pm 
[22:28] <Amato> agape: my mom's mom was jewish too, but she had a reason for giving her family the finger
[22:28] <Amato> she married a scotsman. horrors
[22:28] <ComradeMiles> hey, don't underestimate the amazing magnetic power of the kilt
[22:28] <Agape> well, yeah. my mother ended up marrying, well, a west-european medly..
[22:29] <Amato> everyone wants to know what we keep under those kilts
[22:29] <ComradeMiles> aye, tis a very manly garb
[22:29] <Agape> heh, well, I aint giving up my foreskin to get in with the faith...
[22:30] * kreely looks down
[22:30] <kreely> umm...
[22:30] <kreely> I gave mine up for lent?
[22:30] <hawklady> JewishxCherokee / (SeminolexIrish)x(GermanxEnglish) <---- absolute mutt :)
[22:30] <Chanilye> I like men in kilts :)
[22:30] <ComradeMiles> nice, kreely
[22:30] <ComradeMiles> nice
[22:30] <Amato> you don't have to, agape... we have the talmud's law of matrilineal descent
[22:30] <kreely> irish, scots, german, blackfoot indian...with a dash of welsh for flavouring
[22:31] <ComradeMiles> Pretty much just American
[22:32] <kreely> pretty much
[22:32] <Reiver> Scot, Irish, welsh, engilsh, french, spanish gypsy, german, russian/prussian (not sure which)... you get the idea...
[22:32] <ComradeMiles> ooh, prussian
[22:32] <Chanilye> Canadian ;)
[22:32] <kreely> pretty much aussie for you
[22:32] <Amato> reiver: the prussians don't really know either
[22:32] <Reiver> LOL


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:02 am 
[23:57] <Pi> Bleach is tasty in milk.


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2004 8:48 pm 
[18:47] <Karen> "Sibling revelry" sounded so much nicer than "incest."


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 4:59 pm 
[14:58] <Chalain> Plus AngelHedgie & Co. would be offended that I would think it funny to be considered a Baby-Eating Monster.


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