Full version. (Sorry Nick.)
Mcfarlane_Salsa> WB WL.
<WanderingLilith> hey
<WanderingLilith> got kicked off of the internet
<Nick101> Stupid net.
<TheChio> WHO NEEDS THE INTERNET ANYWAY?
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> WE DO.
<WanderingLilith> I do sometimes
<FordDent> STUPID INTERNET, WHAT 'CHOO DO FOR ME, HUH?
* FordDent is now known as Internet
<Internet> EVERYTHING BITCH
* Internet is now known as FordDent
<FordDent> Oh
<FordDent> Carry on then
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is now known as Internet
<Internet> I OWN YOU
<Nick101> Hee.
* Internet is now known as Mcfarlane_Salsa
<FordDent> OH GOD IT'S SO TRUE
* TheChio is now known as Internet
<Internet> PORN IS MY MIDDLE NAME
<DarthShrike> true
* Akilika has joined #aaasoc
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Akilika
* Internet is now known as TheChio
<Nick101> Hey, Aki.
<TheChio> HELLO, AKI.
* beinsane waves
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Hey, it's Aki.
* Akilika has quit IRC (Client exited)
* Akilika has joined #aaasoc
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Akilika
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Why that BITCH.
<FordDent> Guess she didn't want to talk to us
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Whoops.
<Akilika> Agh! That sucked. It had everyone's lines repeating over and over . . .
* Mcfarlane_Salsa gives me the Aki.
<FordDent> Creeeepy
<Akilika> . . . Nick didn't actually say "Hello Aki" a million gazillion times, did he? <_<
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Yes.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> He's THAT obsessive.
* Akilika chuckels.
* ItsWalky has joined #AaaSoC
* ChanServ sets mode: +v ItsWalky
<ItsWalky> HEE HEE HEE SAUSAGES
* ItsWalky has left #AaaSoC
<Akilika> O.o
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> WHOAMG
<Akilika> Ooookay.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> DIVINE RETRIBUTION.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> OR SOMETHING.
<FordDent> HOLY CRAP
<TheChio> HAHAHA I WIN.
<TheChio> That was me
<TheChio> A CLEVER SCHEME, NO?
<beinsane> Funny, I didn't know David Willis used British Telecom as an ISP.
<FordDent> CLEVER INDEED
<beinsane> Oh.
<Akilika> ^^; So you just impersonated someone else to spam your own chat? <_<;
<TheChio> Well, BT /ARE/ evil, Bein.
<TheChio> YES.
<TheChio> YES I DID.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> INDEED.
<FordDent> A BOLD MOVE CHI
<TheChio> I'M JUST /THAT/ CRAZY
* DarthShrike prods Aki for proofreading
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* ChanServ sets mode: +v VincentAvatar
<VincentAvatar> MOOOOOOO.
* VincentAvatar has quit IRC (Quit: Today is a good day to chat.)
<FordDent> You are psycho DooD
<FordDent> Clearly my brother teleported to Britain for only a few second
<TheChio> Clearly.
<FordDent> He can do that, you know
<FordDent> Teleport
<Akilika> I'm glad I'm in here and can't be doppleganged. >_>
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> OR CAN YOU.
<Akilika> . . . MAYBE SO.
<DarthShrike> Ganged?
<Nick101> Shoot! I didn't notice the IRC window was minimized. :/
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is now known as Akilika_2
<Akilika_2> I AM AKI>
<Akilika> . . . you're right, Darth. That was an unfortunate turn of phrase. >_>
<Akilika_2> FEAR ME.
<Akilika> Imposter!
<Akilika> <_<
* Akilika_2 is now known as Mcfarlane_Salsa
* TheChio is now known as Akilika_3
<Akilika> (Dude, you could have named yourself akiiika, only with an uppercase middle i. That woulda been so much better.)
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> I was trying to be fast.
* Nick101 laughs his head off
<Akilika> There's only one way to determine who's the real Aki, of course.
<Akilika_3> I'm a clone of Aki >_>;
<Akilika_3> <_<
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> A BATTLE TO THE DEATH.
<Akilika> . . . *snickers*
<Akilika> I was wondering where you got off to. <_<
* Nick101 is now known as Akilika_4
<DarthShrike> in jelly!
<beinsane> I AM NOT BEINSANE.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa feels up Akilika_3
<beinsane> BEINSANE IS DEAD.
<Akilika_3> >_>;;
<Akilika_4> Yo.
<beinsane> I AM HIS TWIN BROTHER BEINSANE.
<Akilika> So, we've got all these Akis . . .
* TheChio has joined #Aaasoc
* ChanServ sets mode: +v TheChio
<TheChio> What the hell?
<Akilika_4> Attack of the Aki clones!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Gah!
<Akilika> Wait a minute!
<Akilika> My clone has ops! <_<
<FordDent> Oh my GOD
<FordDent> DOWN IS UP
<TheChio> He PWNS you.
<FordDent> UP IS DOWN
<Akilika_3> Yes >_>
* Akilika chuckles.
<Akilika_4> Guess who?
<Akilika_3> Yes I do >_>
<FordDent> THE WORLD HAS GONE CRAZY
<FordDent> >_<
<Akilika_3> ^^;
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> THEY WILL KILL US ALL.
* TheChio is now known as NSGuest-153
* beinsane is now known as DOOD
<Akilika> . . . and all the robots in the vicinity run in terror. >_>
* NSGuest-153 has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Damnit!
* DOOD !
<Akilika_4> Curses!
* DOOD is now known as beinsane
* Akilika_3 snickers
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Foiled again...
<beinsane> dammit, there can be exclamation points in the channel names, but not in usernames.
<Akilika> Aww.
<Akilika_3> >_>
<beinsane> But other punctuation works.
* beinsane is now known as ^_^
* Akilika_3 is now known as AkiIika
<^_^> WAI!
* ^_^ is now known as beinsane
* beinsane runs like hell
<AkiIika> I am AKI SUPREME.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Brave little toaster!
<Akilika> No, you're not!
<Akilika> <_< I am!
<AkiIika> >_> No, me!
<Akilika_4> I'm a clone.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> AKI SUPREME - Did you see that film on Monday?
* Akilika draws art of Sinister violating the imposter.
<Akilika> . . .
* Akilika then realizes that the imposter looks like herself and erases.
<AkiIika> >_>;
<FordDent> I'm pretty creeped out by all of this. Just sayin' is all.
<AkiIika> <_<
* Akilika chuckles.
* AkiIika walks up to beinsane.
<Akilika> That's rather the point, eh?
* Akilika_4 is now known as Rakka_
<Akilika> Creeping people out is fun. <_<
* Rakka_ is now known as Nick101
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is now known as Scott_Kurtz
<Scott_Kurtz> This is SO going in the quote thread.
* AkiIika pulls his pants down.
<Akilika> . . .
* Akilika is a her.
<DarthShrike> her
* Scott_Kurtz is now known as McFarlane_Salsa
<Akilika> You doofus.
<Akilika>
<AkiIika> >_> I pulled bein's down.
<Akilika> Oh.
<Akilika> Ohh!
<Akilika> ^^;
* beinsane is pantless.
<DarthShrike> you total uncapabable imposter
* Akilika steals Ratsup's pants.
<DarthShrike> is he going to get ganged?
* beinsane makes haste to Jim's Pants Shack.
* AkiIika walks up to Akilika.
<FordDent> >_>
<Akilika> <_<
* AkiIika pulls down HER pants.
<Akilika> HEY!
<McFarlane_Salsa> YOU PERVERT!
<AkiIika> HOT AKI ON AKI ACTION
<Akilika> . . . you know, I have no idea what I'm supposed to do in such a situation.
* beinsane returns from the Pants Shack, bearing pants for all the pantless.
<DarthShrike> join the fray?
<McFarlane_Salsa> US THE STRAP-ON.
<McFarlane_Salsa> *USE
<AkiIika> ^^;
<AkiIika> Okay!
* FordDent backs away SLOWLY
<Akilika> Hey! <_<;
* AkiIika violates Akilika.
<Akilika> ><!!!!
<Akilika> Jesus!
* DarthShrike is now known as AK1L1kA
* Akilika kicks Akiiika in the strap-on.
* AK1L1kA dives in the fray
* Nick101 is now known as Aki
<AkiIika> OW
<AK1L1kA> TENTCALE VIOLATION!
* McFarlane_Salsa is now known as Joyce
<AkiIika> Hey, stop beating yourself up!
<Joyce> Cookies!
<Akilika> DIE!
* Aki beats herself up
* Akilika strangles AkiIika.
<AK1L1kA> HUBBA HUBBA
* Joyce is now known as Mcfarlane_Salsa
* AK1L1kA eats some cookies
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Catfight!
* AkiIika kicks Akilika off.
* Aki is now known as Billie
<Akilika> Oof. ><
* AK1L1kA pouncs Akilika
* AkiIika climbs on top of Akilika.
* Akilika pulls AkiIika's hair!
* Billie is now known as Aki
<AkiIika> OW.
<Aki> Aki pile!
<AkiIika> Damn your freakish length, hair!
<AK1L1kA> Wiiii!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> It is inevitable... Ms. Aki.
* AkiIika rips off Akilika's shirt.
<Akilika> . . . x.x;
* AK1L1kA rips AkiIika's pants off
<Akilika> I think I've heard of movies like this. -.-;
* AkiIika grows tentacles.
* beinsane recalls "Manos: The Hands of Fate"
* Akilika plays dead.
* AK1L1kA buggers Akilika
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Don't do that. That just makes him mad.
* AkiIika grabs everyone with the tentacles.
* AK1L1kA grabs back
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> OH SNAP.
* AkiIika sprouts eleven extra eyes.
* AkiIika starts turning into a MONSTER.
* AkiIika is now known as AkiMONSTER
<Akilika> . . . at least now the real one is obvious. >_>
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Don't make him angry.
<AkiMONSTER> YES. ME.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> You won't like him when he's angry.
<Akilika> Oh, wait, I was playing dead.
<Akilika> <_<
* AK1L1kA bitchslaps AkiMONSTER
* Akilika hangs limp again.
* AkiMONSTER violates Salsa with tentacle POWER.
<Aki> OMG, she's a martian!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> MY PROSTATE.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> IT BLEEDS!
* AK1L1kA prods around
* beinsane throws a fish at AkiMONSTER
* AkiMONSTER gets bored.
* AkiMONSTER eats the fish.
* Aki is now known as Aki-overthrown
* AkiMONSTER spits the bones out at beinsane.
* AK1L1kA is now known as Jayce
<FordDent> I've lost track of who's who
* AkiMONSTER lets everybody go.
<Akilika> Me, too.
<beinsane> I am the walrus.
* AkiMONSTER is now known as TheChio
<beinsane> Goo goo g'joob.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> IT WAS CHI ALL ALONG.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> WHO KNEW?
<Akilika> I can't really tell if it was me or one of the other Akis who was gangraped, though. >_>
* Jayce is now known as F0rdDent
<F0rdDent> Who is who...
* Aki-overthrown is now known as Nick101
<Nick101> Okay, straightened up.
* F0rdDent is now known as DS-Gaming
<FordDent> *whew*
<Nick101> Now.
<Akilika> That was the most surreal thing I've ever been a part of.
<FordDent> Just about
It even spilled over to IW!.
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