The Nightstar Zoo

I HATE TIMEZONES. I never get to listen to your show any more.

Oh, so THAT'S why I've been getting these checks from all y'alls mothers.

<TheChio> THE RULES OF NO GAME RADIO ARE QUITE SIMPLE
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Niiiiiiiiii
<TheChio> FIRST YOU NEED A BOWL OF SALSA
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> GOOD.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Wait.
<Mythos> Hey Salsa
<ni> ....
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> THAT IS NOT GOOD.
* TheChio dices up Salsa and puts him in a giant bowl.
* ni traps salsa in a bowl
* Gojira touches Chio
<ni> ..OH FINE
<ni> HI GOJ
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Ow.
<Mythos> Bad touch, Goj!
* TheChio GAINS THE POWER OF GOJ.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is now known as Mcfarlane_Diced
<TheChio> NEXT WE NEED A VERY SPECIAL ITEM.
* Gojira touches Chio
<TheChio> ONE WITH WHICH WE CAN HAVE UNLIMITED FUN WITH THIS GAME
<Mcfarlane_Diced> How bold.
* TheChio rips out Gojira's HEART.
<TheChio> THE HEART OF GOJ! >_<
<ni> XD
* Gojira rips out chio's fairy VIRGINITY
<TheChio> HA. TOO LATE
<TheChio> I MEAN...
<Mythos> Ger beat you to it by a mile.
<ni> .......
<Mcfarlane_Diced> He has an Abal Virginity?
<TheChio> SO NEXT...
<TheChio> Oh shit wait
<TheChio> I've got these rules ALL WRONG.
<TheChio> This is the recipe for Fucked Up IRC Haggis
<TheChio> Scottish tradition >_>
<Mythos> As if Haggis isn't fucked up enough already...
<Mcfarlane_Diced> You're not Scottish, are you?
<TheChio> The rules for NO GAME RADIO are...
<TheChio> Rule 1!!!
<TheChio> You will not talk about NO GAME RADIO.
<Mcfarlane_Diced> Talk about what?
<TheChio> Rule 2!!!
<TheChio> You will not talk about NO... oh wait, no. That was the first one.
<Mcfarlane_Diced> What are we not supposed to talk about?
<TheChio> Rule 2 is... NO SMOKING.
<Mcfarlane_Diced> Dang.
* Mythos lights Salsa
<ni> ;_;
* beinsane lights a cigar
* TheChio is now known as Sprinklers
* beinsane blows smoke in Chi's face
<Mcfarlane_Diced> YEOW!
* Sprinklers sprinkle acid on Beinsane
* Mythos gets out a firehose and sprays Beano right in the face
* Sprinklers is now known as TheChio
* Mcfarlane_Diced is now known as Mcfarlane_Burnt
* beinsane will be good.
<TheChio> RULE 3!!!
<Mcfarlane_Burnt> Christ, you tryin' to cook me?
<TheChio> Salsa must be kept stored in a freezer at all times.
<Mythos> <_<
<TheChio> RULE 4!!!
* Mcfarlane_Burnt runs
<Mythos> Wouldn't that make him hard to use?
<Mcfarlane_Burnt> YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
<TheChio> All children must be shot and turned into a thick paste.
<TheChio> RULE 5!!!
<TheChio> All religious leaders must be spanked if they say the word "fondoodle". Which they WILL.
<Mythos> They will?
<TheChio> They WILL.
<Mythos> Okay.
<TheChio> RULE 6!!!
<TheChio> ACORNS.
<TheChio> RULE 7!!!
<Mythos> What about them?
<Mcfarlane_Burnt> JUST ACORNs.
<Mcfarlane_Burnt> S.
<TheChio> Everybody must put on their wizard's robe and hat.
* Mcfarlane_Burnt is now known as Mcfarlane_Holy
* beinsane hits Chi with a shovel
<Mcfarlane_Holy> fondoodle
<TheChio> RULE 8!!!
<beinsane> CUT IT OUT
* Mythos spanks Salsa
<TheChio> No hitting me with a shovel.
* Mcfarlane_Holy is now known as Mcfarlane_Salsa
<beinsane> BAH!
<ni> Be careful Chi
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> What about a hoe?
<ni> For you are only a level 2 Druid >:\
<TheChio> RULE 9!!!
* Mythos throws ho's at Chip.
<beinsane> SALSA, IT IS RUDE TO CALL NI THAT.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> XD.
<TheChio> All hos must be covered in grease before entering the game.
<ni> >______>
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> BUT IT IS T*gets shot*
<TheChio> RULE 10!!!
<ni> LIES
* Mcfarlane_Salsa throws grease at Ni.
<ni> I'm a one man ho ;_;
<ni> I mean
<ni> Non...ho
<Mythos> But 'ni' is TWO in Japanese!
<Mythos> <_<
<TheChio> Magnets must be attached to the face of everybody who has bad breath.
<Gojira> Don Ho?
<TheChio> RULE 11!!!
<TheChio> THERE ARE NO RULES.
<TheChio> NOW.
<TheChio> LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
<ni> ........
<ni> .......................
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> NO.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> NOT THE MAGNETS!
<TheChio> FINE.
<TheChio> LET THE GAMES FINISH.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa RUNS. AGAIN.
<TheChio> Well, that was fun.
* ni sinks teeth into someone's ankle
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> I MEANT THE MAGNETS.
<beinsane> I MOVE THAT THE GAME BE STRICKEN FROM THE RECORD.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> I MOVE TO THE SOUND OF THE FUNKY BEAT.
<beinsane> AND REPLACED WITH SOMETHING FUNNIER.
<TheChio> THAT GAME WAS AWESOME.
<TheChio> YOU JUST DIDN'T REALISE IT.
<Mythos> NO MOVEMENTS IN THE CHANNEL! THAT'S WHAT THE TOILET IS FOR!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> INDEED.
<TheChio> Let's play another game.
<TheChio> One that everybody knows.
<TheChio> APRICOT VANGUARD SPECIAL TRIAL WINDMILLERS!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> WOOHOO.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> I RULE AT THAT GAME.
<beinsane> Oh, so we're playing Mornington Crescent, are we?
* TheChio hands Salsa his bucketracket.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Thanks, mine exploded after the last game.
* Starline has joined #AAaSOC
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Starline
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Hey, Star.
<Mythos> Star!
* TheChio injects the Wobbler with pasteurised fleajuice.
<ni> hello Starline
* beinsane waves
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> You're just in time for a game of Apricot Vanguard Special Trial Windmillers.
* TheChio prepares the marken pingbuttles with special cast iron gardenplace.
* TheChio extends the grinning willant across the playing field with his trusty norman.
* TheChio sets the playing field on fire.
* TheChio hoses out the fire.
<beinsane> Yay, fire!
<beinsane> ...I mean...
* TheChio freezes the field.
* TheChio melts it.
* DaSa farts
* TheChio strikes a match and a heron flies down and nabs it from him. The heron explodes.
<ni> ooh, it's raining
<Mythos> Remember, give a man some fire, he's warm for a day. SET a man on fire, he's warm for the REST of his life.
<TheChio> And thus the cycle is complete.
* DaSa is now known as DarthShrike
<Mythos> Hey Darth
<Starline> hi guys
<DarthShrike> Hullo
<TheChio> One question remains.
<DarthShrike> hi girl
<TheChio> ARE YOU ALL READY TO WINDMILL?
* TheChio acknowledges the customary pre-game silence and tosses the flaming bastrum into the air.
<beinsane> NO.
<beinsane> I NEED TO GET MY PANTS ON FIRST.
<TheChio> THINK FAST BEIN.
<beinsane> ...OKAY. I'M GOOD NOW.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> YES.
* TheChio winces as the flaming bastrum collides with bein's face, motonxing him greviously.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> DANG.
<TheChio> Dude, do you even have your bucketracket?
* beinsane is PAINED.
* TheChio shakes head sadly.
<Mythos> He probably doesn't even know where his towel is.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> BS, you fizzwidget.
* TheChio ducks as the bastrum ricohets off the wall and flies over his head. It speedily approaches Salsa, intending to fully carkonise him.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa ducks, rolls, and catches it in his bucketracket.
<TheChio> WINCHESTER!
* TheChio high fives Salsa.
<TheChio> HAHA TAKE THAT BEIN.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> YES!
<ni> I just went out in the HAIL. that was AWESOME.
<ni> that is all >_<
<Mythos> ALL HAIL NI!
<Mythos> <_<
* Mcfarlane_Salsa HAIL's NI with his bastrum.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> CATCH.
* beinsane throws hailstones at Mythos
* TheChio hands sis a bucketracket.
<TheChio> You're on Bein's team.
<ni> AW
<ni> (just kiddin' >_______>)
* TheChio watches as the bastrum flies through the air of its own will towards Ni.
<TheChio> SIS LOOK OUT.
* ni eats it, whatever it is
* TheChio watches as Ni turns into a penguin.
<TheChio> Ni, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.
<ni> hahahah.. hahah
* ni turns into a sofa
<TheChio> Oh great. Ni's been mortoned.
<TheChio> Looks like Bein's on his own.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> AS USUAL.
* TheChio tosses out a new flaming bastrum.
* beinsane digs out a bunker
* Mythos lounges on Ni
<Mythos> Mmmm...she's comfy.
<ni> ......
<ni> GET OFFA ME ;_;
* Mcfarlane_Salsa watches it fly over his head towards... DS.
<TheChio> OH NOES.
<TheChio> DUCK DS!
* TheChio winces as the bastrum sears through DS' flesh and transforms him into a lamppost.
<TheChio> Too late.
<TheChio> THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SIT FARTHER AWAY FROM THE FIELD
<TheChio> CASUALTIES HAPPEN
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> FRIENDLY FIRE, AS THEY SAY.
<TheChio> Ha, I've just noticed that if you put a space in "casualties", it spells "casual ties".
<TheChio> Ahem. <_<
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> HAHAHA.
* TheChio notices the whistle being blown by the resident whore.
<TheChio> Ah. First half is over!
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> MYTHOS.
<Mythos> And, if you pronounce the anime studio CLAMP in a Japanese accent, you understand WHY it's an all female studio.
<TheChio> Both teams to their respective woddlehaggers!
<Mythos> What?
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> You blew the whistle.
<Mythos> I did not.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa gets some snozzleberries from the woddlehaggers.
* TheChio points and laughs at Bein as he sits alone by his team's woddlehagger.
<TheChio> We're leading one Winchester over a niffonk.
<TheChio> You need to try harder, Bein.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> DEUCE.
* beinsane peeks out of the bunker
<TheChio> SECOND HALF BEGINS.
<DarthShrike> http://www.livejournal.com/users/darthshrike/
* TheChio hands Bein the bastrum.
<TheChio> Your turn to toss it off.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> AS USUAL.
<beinsane> Ew.
* beinsane throws out a decoy bastrum
* beinsane buries the real one
* TheChio runs after the decoy bastrum.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa watches it explode, turning BS into a duck.
* TheChio flails his bucketracket over his head.
<beinsane> Quack.
* TheChio catches the decoy bastrum.
* TheChio is showered in CANDY.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa watches Chip, and runs to get Candy.
<TheChio> WORTHLEHUMP!
* Mythos would rather shower WITH Candi. ;P
<TheChio> Oh man, a Worthlehump and a Winchester over a niffonk. Blimey, Bein.
* DarthShrike goes commando
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> HOW CAN HE WIN NOW/.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> ?
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> UNLESS...
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> NO, NOT EVEN BEING COULD GET ON OF THOSE...
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> *ONE.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> *BS.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> I SUCK AT SPELING.
<TheChio> LET'S JUST CONTINUE.
* TheChio tosses the flaming bastrum.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa runs for it.
<Gojira> I HAVE FOUND CHIYO-CHAN
<Gojira> http://data.4chan.org/b/src/1115055797238.jpg
* beinsane chokes and dies.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is distracted.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa 's bucketracket explodes, turning him into a Indian Takeway.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> Not again!
* TheChio sees Salsa Takeaway being beaten over and over again by the bastrum.
<Mcfarlane_Salsa> CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA FOR EVERYONE!
* TheChio winces as the bastrum explodes all over Salsa, covering his shoddy exterior with thick, white goo.
* TheChio eeks as the goo swallows Salsa whole.
<TheChio> OSHIT.
<TheChio> Well, looks like it's just between me and Bein now.
* Mcfarlane_Salsa is now known as Mcfarlane_Swallowed
* Mcfarlane_Swallowed re-materialises in the Fuzztrum (loser's seat) with Ni.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Dang.
<TheChio> And this time... IT'S GASTRO ROUNG.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> NOT THE... GASTRO ROUND!
<TheChio> NO... THE GASTRO ROUNG.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Oh.
<TheChio> WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION?
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> That's not so bad.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Sorry, I was expected something explosive, like the GASTRO ROUND.
* TheChio looks up as the twelve flaming bastrums fall from a hatch in the ceiling, becoming flamier and flamier as they descend.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Or me not doinmg a typo.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> SEE.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> I DID AGIAN.
* TheChio tries to dodge the molten bastrums, which hit the field with tremendous force, sending sparks flying everywhere.
* TheChio ducks for cover.
* beinsane died about a screen ago, for those not paying attention. Such as Chi.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> No, you just got turned into a duck.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Wait.
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> Dang.
* TheChio notes that being dead does not affect your status in the game, but turning into a sofa, penguin or Indian takeaway does.
* TheChio begins to bat away the nasty bastrums with his bucketracket.
* beinsane was a penguin to begin with. Well, a prinny. Close enough.
* TheChio the bastrums begin to circle bein.
* TheChio become a massive flurry of flames.
* TheChio didn't think that action through.
* TheChio tries again.
* TheChio watches bein get blown up.
<TheChio> OSHIT.
<TheChio> Getting blown up DOES affect your status, you see.
<TheChio> SO.
<TheChio> WEBLEY!
* TheChio dances around.
* Gojira bowls a googley
<Mcfarlane_Swallowed> ALRIGHT, A WEBLEY!
<TheChio> Anyway, yeah.
<TheChio> That means Salsa and I win.
<TheChio> GAME OVER.

[13:29] * Gojira TOTALLY IS PUTTING ON A PUPPET SHOW, JUST FOR NI!
[13:29] * ni GASPS
[13:30] beinsane: OH MY
[13:30] Gojira: IT'S TIME FOR "ADVENTURES IN AASOC!"
[13:30] Gojira: WITH THE CHIO PUPPET.
[13:30] Gojira: AND THE GERALD PUPPET
[13:31] Gojira: CHIO: HELLO ALL, SPIT SPOT AND BOB THE QWEEN, WHAT WHAT!
[13:31] Gojira: GERALD: I WILL RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH POTATOES
[13:31] ni: Intrigue!
[13:32] Gojira: CHIO: OH SNAP!
[13:32] Gojira: SPECIAL GUEST APPERANCE BY AKI: LOOK AT MY NEW COMIC!
[13:32] ni: Oooh
[13:33] Gojira: EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST STAR MRVAC KID: LOOK, FILTHY TOONSMUT.
[13:33] Gojira: GERALD: fairy RAPE FOR EVERYONE!
[13:33] Gojira: CHIO: I HAVE TO GO AND SLEEP SIX HOURS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE
[13:34] Gojira: CHIO: BECAUSE OF SOME "TIME DIFFERENCE" OR SOMETHING.
[13:34] Gojira: FORD AND VINCE: *ROCK OUT. HARDCORE*
[13:34] ni: What nonsense!
[13:34] Gojira: FORD AND VINCE: *CONTINUE TO ROCK OUT*
[13:35] Gojira: STARLINE: HEY GUYS, I'M SUPER STRESSED ABOUT GRADUATING.
[13:35] Gojira: STARLINE: LOOK! SOMEONE ELSE REVIEWED CANDI.
[13:36] Starline: ?
[13:36] Gojira: FORD, VINCE, AND CHIO: *ROCK OUT*
[13:36] Gojira: ((I'm putting on a puppet show for Ni, Star, ignore me.))
[13:36] Starline: ah
[13:36] Gojira: ((That was the Starline Puppet))
[13:37] Gojira: ((she was totally wearing that matrix outfit))
[13:37] ni: Ooh
[13:38] *** Akilika has joined #aaasoc.
[13:38] *** Mode change "+v Akilika" for channel #AaaSoC by ChanServ.
[13:39] beinsane: Hey Aki.
[13:39] Akilika: Heya.
[13:39] TheChio: WELCOME AKI
[13:40] TheChio: GOJ
[13:40] TheChio: CONTINUE
[13:40] Gojira: FORD: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED?
[13:40] Gojira: VINCE: NO, WHAT?
[13:40] Gojira: FORD: A
[13:40] Gojira: FORD: SEXY
[13:40] Gojira: FORD PARTY!
[13:40] Gojira: *SEXY PARTIES OCCUR*
[13:41] Gojira: KADDY, NI, AKI, ARI: WTF?!
[13:41] Gojira: CHIO: WOT WOT, WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN?!
[13:41] Gojira: FORD: WE ARE TOTALLY HAVING A SEXY PARTY.
[13:41] Gojira: GERALD: *SAVAGELY RAPES SMEGGERS*
[13:42] Gojira: SMEGGERS: MY EDSEL!
[13:43] Gojira: CHIO: LOOK, MORE AAASOC ART THAT ISN'T SMUT
[13:43] Gojira: CHANNEL AT LARGE: BOO
[13:43] * ni applauds
[13:43] Gojira: MRVAC KID: LOOK MORE SMUT
[13:43] Gojira: CHANNEL AT LARGE: HOORAY FOR SMUT
[13:43] Gojira: HOGAN: THE BARBARIAN APPROVES
[13:44] Gojira: MYTHOS: THE ELDER GOD APPROVES
[13:44] Akilika: I can't seem to smut lately. Le sigh.
[13:45] Gojira: SARE: WELL, THE SMUT IS NICE AND ALL
[13:45] Gojira: SARE: *SIGH*
[13:46] Gojira: IN COMES EVIL MR. BEIN: MUAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:46] Gojira: MR. BEIN: I'M TOTALLY GOING TO TRY AND DEPRESS NI!
[13:46] Gojira: CHANNEL: LIKE HELL YOU ARE!
[13:46] Gojira: GERALD: *RAPES BEIN WITH THE BARBED WIRE DILDO*
[13:46] Gojira: AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
[13:46] ni: Awwww
[13:47] ni: STANDING OVATION
[13:47] TheChio: RAUCOUS APPLAUSE
[13:47] TheChio: WOLF WHISTLES
[13:47] * Gojira BOWS
[13:47] TheChio: TOSSING OF UNDERGARMENTS
[13:48] Gojira: TOMORROW'S SHOW...
[13:48] Gojira: EVERYONE MOCKS ITCHY
[13:48] ni: Yaaaaaay
[13:52] TheChio: You know what that play was missing?
[13:52] Gojira: What?
[13:53] TheChio: FORD: GOOD MORNING! HOW MUCH DOES THAT WEIGH?
[13:53] TheChio: VINCE: HAM!
[13:53] Gojira: QUITE POSSIBLY
[13:53] *** Mcfarlane_Salsa has joined #aaasoc.
[13:53] *** Mode change "+v Mcfarlane_Salsa" for channel #AaaSoC by ChanServ.
[13:54] Gojira: AW MAN, I FORGOT TO INCLUDE MC-FS
[13:54] Mcfarlane_Salsa: YOU BASTARD.
[13:54] Gojira: AH WELL.
[13:54] Mcfarlane_Salsa: INCLUDE ME, BIZNATCH.
[13:54] Gojira: MCF_S: GENERIC, LESS INTERESTING THAN CHIO BRITISH RESPONSE
[13:55] Mcfarlane_Salsa: THANK YOU.
[13:55] TheChio: FORD: I BELIEVE IT IS TIME TO SHAKE MY BOOTY
[13:55] TheChio: MCF_S: PICS. NOW.
[13:56] Gojira: KADDY, NI, CHIO, AND NI AGAIN: WFT?!
[13:56] Akilika: <_<
[13:56] Mcfarlane_Salsa: VINCE: SENTENCE IN CAPS LOCK.
[13:57] TheChio: MYTHOS: AT LEAST THAT SENTENCE WASN'T A PENIS!

<Arianell> ....dammit.
<Arianell> Cookie craving.
<Nick101> Mmmm...cookies.
<ni> You and your cookies
* FordWorking wants a cookie now
<FordWorking> THANKS A LOT
<FordWorking> THERE ARE NO COOKIES HERE
<FordWorking> ;____;
<Arianell> NONE HERE EITHER
<Arianell> Ambrosia is really chocolate-chip cookies.
<VincentAvatar> DAMN IT.
<VincentAvatar> NOW I WANT COOKIES.
* Nick101 cooks some
<Arianell> .....
<Nick101> Here! Cookies!
<Arianell> I wants some, yes I does!
<ni> Woah
<Arianell> ;_;
<ni> Cooking cookies?
<ni> Like, in a pot?
<Arianell> XD
<Nick101> On a pan.
<ni> That's crazy. That's like, COOKIE STEW
<ni> ...
<ni> I WANT COOKIE STEW
<Nick101> Cookie stew, eh?
* Arianell srnksnrks
<Arianell> You and cookie stew.
* Nick101 puts cookie dough in the pot
<VincentAvatar> Cookie stew
<VincentAvatar> Is cookies swimming in a bowl of milk.
<VincentAvatar> Steamed milk, perhaps, if you prefer warm stew.
<Nick101> Hm...milk.
<VincentAvatar> I guess it's more of a soup than a stew.
<Nick101> Cookie soup!
<Arianell> ...I wonder if you could cook it
<Arianell> Make a cookie cassorole
<VincentAvatar> What if you put cookies in cake batter
<VincentAvatar> And then cooked it.
<Nick101> Cookie casserole!
<VincentAvatar> Would that count as a casserole?
<ni> Mmmm
<ni> That's the only appetizing sounding casserole I've ever heard of XD
* Nick101 throws cookies in the pot
<Arianell> More a cake...
<Arianell> But... let's see... pie crust, with milk and.. something else, to thicken it?
<Nick101> Hm, cookie cakes, cookie pies.
<FordWorking> I don't know if that's casserole
<Arianell> And dough in there too
<Arianell> And then a cover
<Arianell> So it's more runny than cake or anything
<Arianell> 'cause cassoroles are
<Arianell> ...and now I want to make this.
<FordWorking> Mmmm
<ni> Only you guys would discuss this in depth
<ni> THAT IS WHY THIS CHANNEL RULES.
*Nick101 nods
<FordWorking> Ni--We discuss the important matters that require discussion

[17:58] ni: WTF GUYS
[17:58] Hogan: IW is dead... but it still gets cameos galore!
[17:59] Hogan: What the... FRODO!
[17:59] ni: I am reading some translation of some ancient Egyptian myth, right... I DO NOT REMEMBER MYTHOLOGY LIKE THIS
[17:59] ni: Hey Fordyyy
[17:59] FordDent: What's happening?
[17:59] FordDent: Someone eating someone else?
[17:59] Mravac_Kid: Which myth?
[17:59] ni: I am going to quote this particular part to you guys
[17:59] Hogan: Quote away!
[18:00] FordDent: Let's hear it
[18:01] ni: "The All-Lord said, after he had come into being: I am he who came into being as Khepri (...) I planned in my own heart, and there came into being a multitude of forms of beings, the forms of children and the forms of their children. I was the one who copulated with my fist, I masturbated with my hand. Then I spewed with my own mouth: I spat out what was Shu, and I sputtered out what was Tefnut..." &c
[18:01] ni: What the fuck, Ancient Egypt
[18:01] ni: What the fuck
[18:01] Mravac_Kid: He very well couldn't have copulated with somebody else if he was there alone...
[18:01] Hogan: They sure had some fun back then!
[18:01] Mravac_Kid: Makes perfect sense.
[18:01] Hogan: Stories for children...
[18:02] FordDent: Dude
[18:02] FordDent: Everyone masturbates the universe into being
[18:02] ni: None of you are bothered by the fact that our entire world is apparently regurgitated semen?? XD
[18:02] FordDent: Everyone
[18:02] ni: That is not what bothers me man
[18:02] Hogan: That would actually anser more questions than it would raise!
[18:03] Mravac_Kid: The ham sammich you ate was semen once.
[18:03] ni: ....
[18:03] ni: ;________;
[18:03] NinjaNick: WHA?
[18:03] FordDent: Holy crap
[18:03] FordDent: I didn't need to think about that
[18:03] ni: I WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN XD
[18:03] ni: THANK YOU FOR ENSURING FUTURE WEIGHT LOSS
[18:04] FordDent: Mmmm... regurgitated semen ham.
[18:04] ni: Ham is excellent
[18:04] ni: The greatest of all meats
[18:04] * NinjaNick twitches, wonders what's going on
[18:05] ni: With what?
[18:05] NinjaNick: Nothing.
[18:05] NinjaNick: That's it, I'm going vegetarian.
[18:05] ni: XD
[18:05] ni: Fruit are plant ovaries
[18:05] ni: Just sayin'
[18:06] FordDent: MMM
[18:06] FordDent: ABORTED PLANT FETUSES
[18:06] ni: YESSSSS
[18:06] Mravac_Kid: Nope.
[18:06] *** Hogan is now known as Hogan-Overthrown.
[18:06] Mravac_Kid: They are UN-ABORTED plant fetuses.
[18:06] NinjaNick: I'm going on an all-water diet.
[18:07] ni: Nick- THAT IS PROBABLY THE WISEST COURSE OF ACTION
[18:07] Mravac_Kid: Just think of all the fish that ejaculate in the water...
[18:08] FordDent: WHALE SEMEN
[18:08] FordDent: BY THE METRIC TONNE
[18:08] ni: Bahahaha
[18:08] NinjaNick: No prob, it's all drinking water.
[18:09] ni: Let's face it, the world is drowning in semen
[18:09] Mravac_Kid: There *are* fish in streams and rivers too...
[18:09] ni: Try standing in the rain and holding out a glass
[18:09] ni: And hope no God semen comes down with it XD
[18:09] FordDent: GUYS
[18:09] FordDent: I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
[18:09] FordDent: THIS IS THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER
[18:10] NinjaNick: Fish semen.
[18:10] ni: That says only one thing to me
[18:10] ni: QUOTE THREAD TIME >_>