The Nightstar Zoo

Just starting this topic as a place to put generally funny snippets of dialog, logfiles, or other IRC chat.

[17:09:25] * Ivan-Sheltie starts eating the whore.
[17:09:32] <MSminion> O.o
[17:09:36] <Emperor_Jackal> o.O
[17:09:44] <DoomLord9> smart dog
[17:09:49] <MSminion> Ivan, don't eat a whore, it's fuckable
[17:09:49] * Ivan-Sheltie snorts at MSminion's senseless request.

That bot ain't right.

Slightly sliced to give it a non-conversation-filled context.

[03:02:43] <BGIDSquall> heh.. there comes a point when an issue is so thoroughly run into the ground that it almost is a server issue.
[03:08:06] * Yin-Tzu blinks at BGIDSquall
[03:08:53] * BGIDSquall blinks back out of courtesy
[03:10:35] <Yin-Tzu> '<BGIDSquall> heh.. there comes a point when an issue is so thoroughly run into the ground that it almost is a server issue.' ...wha?
[03:12:20] <BGIDSquall> When almost everyone knows about something, and its been a constant issue from several parties, one would assume it becomes a problem for the greater powers.
[03:13:01] <Yin-Tzu> When said greater powers have No Fragging Clue, someone should enlighten them.
[03:13:29] <Yin-Tzu> I suggest ritual sacrifice of a lamer in the name of Syloq, followed up by grovelling and chanting.
[03:13:29] <BGIDSquall> They do, actually.
[03:13:39] <Pi> That could work.
[03:14:00] <Pi> Though I fear that Syloq is too much lamer for the average human to handle.
[03:14:13] <Yin-Tzu> Well, then an intermediary is required.
[03:14:16] <Yin-Tzu> I suggest Pi.
[03:14:35] <Yin-Tzu> Not to mention that Pi doubles as a handy sacrifice when all is said and done.
[03:14:57] <Pi> Freud is better. As close to a half a Syloq as you can come.
[03:15:20] <Yin-Tzu> Point there, but isn't a half-syloq of lameness fatal to 80% of users?
[03:15:35] <Pi> Probably.
[03:15:45] <Pi> But one Pi is more than a half Syloq
[03:15:57] <Yin-Tzu> Shhh! We knwo this, but they don't.

Slightly edited to remove Prontos lols.

[13:13] * Pi wanders around the channel drawing pictures on the walls
[13:14] * Pronto follows him, adding obscene little bits.
[13:14] * Schlock follows him, eating the walls.
[13:16] * Pi follows him, putting up curtains.
[13:19] * Pronto follows, putting windows behind the curtains.
[13:20] * Samalander follows, putting peeping toms behind the windows
[13:21] * Kiontar follows, putting fake noses on the peeping toms

Simon_Jester has quit IRC (Quit: Faster than a speeding rock! More powerful than a bag of Funyuns! Able to trip over small children in a single bound! Awaaaaayyyyyyyy!)
[23:19] <Pronto> Awaaaaayyyyyyyy-THUD!
[23:20] <IICV> I prefer "SPLAT".
[23:21] <Pronto> Dealers choice.
[23:21] * bizzybody deals the cards and gets two THUDs and three SPLATs. A Full House!
[23:22] <Pronto> My 4 Ka-Boomies win!
[23:23] <Pronto> Unless someone has a Royal Ka-FWAP?

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[18:50:01] <UPC747> Og may I PM you?
[18:50:10] <Ogredude> yah
[18:51:26] <^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
[18:51:36] <Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
[18:51:59] <Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
[18:52:32] <Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
[18:52:41] <Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
[18:53:02] <Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that.
[18:53:03] <Tora-Chan[furball]> ...
[18:53:08] <Tora-Chan[furball]> Og, may I kill them?

Gee. An AOL user. I would never have guessed.

-DeltaArc.TX.US.Nightstar.Net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Seifer (Seifer@ACA0D90F.ipt.aol.com) [Quit: WE ARE MERCENARIES BLOW STUFF UP!!! OH NO?! TEH CONTROLLAR IS MARFUNCTION? WE RISE BREAK TEH OPPRESSAR! BUG?! A FIGHTING. BLOW TEH REACTAR!!!!!!!]

<Syloq> ya know I HATE it when ppl think im JUST picking on them, and im picking on them cuz of who they are or what they are....im picking on ppl cuz i FEEL like it....fuckin whiny bitches

I just read this whole thread, and laughed myself silly. Thanks, you guys. I needed a good chuckle.

I love you all to pieces.

[13:18:03] * Joins: Demon ()
[13:20:00] <MSminion> You need something, Demon?
[13:20:26] <Demon> y?
[13:20:38] <MSminion> You need to not randomly private message people that you don't knwo. For all you knwo I might be a psychotic lunatic with an o-line and a very short temper.
[13:21:09] <Demon> ok . 666
[13:21:16] * Quits: Demon ()


[14:25:35] * Chalain reads the backscroll.
[14:25:48] <Chalain> I wouldn't call you a lunatic, MSminion. You don't get better when the moon isn't full.

<KemloCaesar> Oh, look! My spam is offering me Steaming_Teen_Buttholes! How can I possibly resist!
<drewster> Yummy!
<JeremiahSmith> ...
<Karen> Umm...
<JeremiahSmith> Ewwww.
<drewster> I hear they're much healthier than fried buttholes...
<Karen> I'm gonna go out on a limb here, and say: I can resist.
<Dr_Nick> I know I cant.
<Dr_Nick> After all, I am a proctologist.
<Pi> Man, all I get is an offer of $34M from some guy in Nigeria.
<Pi> Yeah, right. Like there's that much in the whole country...
<Pi> I need to get me some more believable spam.
<Pi> Like a sorority of teenaged asian sluts that all want my cock.

*blinks repeatedly*

Umm, yeah, what he said...

[11:33:39] <MSminion> The world has changed.
[11:33:41] <MSminion> It will never be the same again.
[11:39:39] <Karen> Why is that, Minion?
[11:40:15] <MSminion> Oh, it's just one of the side-effects of time.
[11:40:37] <Karen> <snicker>
[11:41:16] <Karen> The preceding has been brought to you by the Committee to Name Reasons Why I Love Pi.
[11:42:02] <theM> Reasons found so far: 1

[10:50:12] <jon787> anyone see CNN today?
[10:50:22] <JeremiahSmith> No.
[10:50:25] <JeremiahSmith> We're all oblivious.
[10:50:34] <jon787> is that sarcasm?
[10:50:55] <JeremiahSmith> Do I need a sign?
[10:51:03] <jon787> no you need the <sarcasm> tags

* JeremiahSmith curses loudly and creatively
[GlobOps] DeepThought.NY.US.Nightstar.Net: No response from Escher.ON.CA.Nightstar.Net[24.215.6.162], closing link
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<JeremiahSmith> Wow. I should swear like that more often.
<Ogredude> quite definitely.
<Ogredude> Well, let's put it back together now.
* JeremiahSmith uncurses loudly and creatively.
[GlobOps] DeepThought.NY.US.Nightstar.Net: Link with Escher.ON.CA.Nightstar.Net[escher@24.215.6.162.4797] established.
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<JeremiahSmith> Whoa.
<JeremiahSmith> I am SO GOOD at that.

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Ok, first, a disclaimer.

Nero's Neptune = Jen = Wulfy's girlfriend.

[20:02:52] <Nero`s_Neptune> Could you kill Wulfy for me?

There is only one possible response.

[20:02:59] <Vornicus> Why?

Vorn

(Discussing the formation of The Red Menace alliance in BlackNova Traders Mk II)

<Ogredude> I seriously think it should be just the 3 of us
<JeremiahSmith> Yeah.
<JeremiahSmith> Three is a good size for a conspiracy.
<JeremiahSmith> In the worst case, there's lots of people to kill.
<JeremiahSmith> Plus, I suspect no one else is going to have quite the efficiency we will.
<Ogredude>
<Ogredude> or should I say
<Ogredude> mwaaaaahahahahaha
<JeremiahSmith> They'll be all "Help! I'm being attacked by the Reds!" and no one else in their alliance will help, because they'll all be busy doing their own thing.
<Ogredude> yep
<Ogredude> whereas we'll be on them like... like... damn, my metaphor generator's broken down again.
<JeremiahSmith> And meanwhile, we'll be plotting. We'll be like the Borg Hive Mind.
<Ogredude> Do you have a spare MPU you could loan me? (Metaphor Processing Unit)
<JeremiahSmith> I would let you use mine, but it's being serviced like a US President.
<Ogredude> damn. And yours is one of those high-grade ones with a good CSF rate. (Coke Spew Factor)
<JeremiahSmith> What can I say?
* Ogredude wipes his monitor

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More work stuff:

[07:59] <JP_Tech> can i ask a favor of someone here
[08:00] <lisab_tech> sure
[08:01] <JP_Tech> someone kill me before I get old
[08:01] <JP_Tech> please
[08:01] <lisab_tech> No.
[08:01] <JP_Tech>
[08:01] <JP_Tech> y not????
[08:01] <lisab_tech> Not on work time, that's something you'll have to deal with off the clock.
[08:01] <JP_Tech> lol
[08:01] <JP_Tech> right on
[08:01] <lisab_tech> good enough answer?
[08:01] <JP_Tech> yeah
[08:01] <JP_Tech>
[08:01] <lisab_tech> Okay...next question that you have?
[08:01] <JP_Tech> dont really have one
[08:02] <lisab_tech> okay
[08:02] <JP_Tech> that was the question

[19:33] <Consul> Chalain: I don't know if it'll work under OS X, but it may be worth a try. Some other time, when I'm not in a lousy mood.
[19:34] <Chalain> Heh, k... and when I'm not so fried that I can't tell the difference between <insert two items that are humorously incongruent>.
[19:34] <Vornicus> apples and battleplates?
[19:34] * Vornicus is now known as Vorn-is-a-Cthulhu
[19:34] <Consul> Watermelon and babies?
[19:35] <Tora-Chan[draw]> crabs and nukes?
[19:36] <Voldemortina> Vorn and me?
[19:37] <Consul> Sex and Consul?
[19:37] <Consul> Oh, wait...
[19:37] <kreely> book and furry pr0n?

[19:48] <Fredirc> so, what have I missed in the many months of my absence?
[19:49] <kreely> lots.
[19:50] <Fredirc> figured so
[19:50] <kreely> let's see...deamon asked bookworm to marry him, but it turns out that bookworm's a priest who thinks computers and programmers are evil...he's also a barber and likes to cut chalain's hair
[19:51] <Fritzy> Fredirc: plus kreely has mad kreely disease.. Howard hired a colorist, and Chalain eats babies.
[19:51] * ^^DeAmOn^ dies
[19:52] <Fredirc> ahhh.. so business as usual all around except for that colorist thing
[19:52] <Pronto> Pi has taken to summoning lesser Demons....
[19:52] <Pronto> But they keep diying on him.
[19:53] <Fredirc> Pronto: well, at the very least he could eat his failures, like cooks do.

Thanks a lot, kreely, you could have corrected my typo.

[11:49:55 02/11/03] *** soldierboy (~seydadolu@Nightstar-8462.dial-in.ttnet.net.tr) has joined #nightstar
[11:50:10 02/11/03] <ShadesFox> hello soldierboy, what can we do for you?
[11:50:40 02/11/03] <soldierboy> thanks
[11:51:18 02/11/03] <soldierboy> can u write a channel name cause ý m from turkey and ý dont know
[11:51:52 02/11/03] <soldierboy> yes can u
[11:52:19 02/11/03] <Raif> sorry if this is offensive but do turkish keyboards have no i
[11:52:20 02/11/03] <Raif> ?
[11:52:27 02/11/03] <theM> #nightstar_bar
[11:52:30 02/11/03] *** soldierboy (~seydadolu@Nightstar-8462.dial-in.ttnet.net.tr) Quit (Quit: )
[11:52:39 02/11/03] <JeremiahSmith> You just HAD to ask, didn't you?
[11:52:42 02/11/03] <Raif> I really wanted to knwo too. =(
[11:53:00 02/11/03] *** soldierboy (~seydadolu@Nightstar-8462.dial-in.ttnet.net.tr) has joined #nightstar
[11:53:09 02/11/03] <soldierboy> no no no
[11:53:23 02/11/03] <soldierboy> ýt is not important
[11:53:35 02/11/03] <Raif> ah, they do have an i.

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