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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:16 pm 
You sort of have to see it for yourself.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:32 pm 
Oh YES!!! Rock on, Viking Kittens!

Boy, I'm glad I'm not gonna get blamed for this one. :)


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:53 pm 
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Sadly, the original Viking Kitten cartoon seems to be gone. :(

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 6:16 pm 
That is sad. :(


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 7:44 pm 
* Raif mourns the gay viking kitten.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2003 8:08 pm 
I'm going to assume that someone spiked my Moutian dew with LSD agian and pretend this thread never happened.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 3:53 am 
Hey! Viking Kittens rock!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 10:58 am 
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. please, think of the kittens!


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 11:30 am 
Ummm, would you like fries with that?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:21 pm 
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.

You wouldn't want that on your conscience, would you?


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2003 2:14 pm 
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AnnaOnTheMoon wrote:
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.


Excellent! I'm not a cat person. *grabs a stack of Playboys and heads to the bathroom* I'll be gone for a few hours... hold my calls.

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please, think of the kittens!


Not while I'm masturbating, I won't.

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 5:52 pm 
Viking Kittens is good eats!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:15 pm 
I had a kitten once. It was my friend. Then it tried to kill me. I ate it. I like kittens. Bacon-fried kittens.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 6:25 pm 
Cool. I like it. Except for the bacon part.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 6:47 pm 
I prefer my bacon wrapped around scallops or filet mignon...and pardon my spelling.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 6:56 pm 
Two fat ladies added bacon to everything they made. And anchovies. Then one of them died, and now it's only One Fat Ladie.

It's so sad. :cry:


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:00 pm 
Bacon in small doses is great for adding to salads and green beans, etc.

Bacon in large doses is hazardous to the pig.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:15 pm 
Raif wrote:
Two fat ladies added bacon to everything they made. And anchovies. Then one of them died, and now it's only One Fat Ladie.

It's so sad. :cry:


You misspelled Lady.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:16 pm 
kreely wrote:
Bacon in small doses is great for adding to salads and green beans, etc.

Bacon in large doses is hazardous to the pig.


Small doses just hurt the pig?
I know he ain't gonna be happy.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:19 pm 
Did I, or do you only THINK I did? The secret is, there is no lady. Because she died.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:21 pm 
No, the other one.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:26 pm 
They were both fat, cooks and obsessed with bacon and anchovies. What does it matter which one?


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:28 pm 
It matters(ed) to them.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:38 pm 
I should think so. One of them died protecting her right to abuse bacon.


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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2003 7:40 pm 
Not bacon abuse. Pig abuse.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2003 7:54 pm 
AnnaOnTheMoon wrote:
Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten. please, think of the kittens!


Pi wrote:
Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates.


It's a never ending cycle!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 10:51 am 
So would masturbating a kitten make god kill himself?


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:20 pm 
Have you tested empyrically yet? *sends this thread to war's headmaster*


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2003 1:42 pm 
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Raif wrote:
Have you tested empyrically yet? *sends this thread to war's headmaster*


No results yet.

I mean, I wouldn't know.

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Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, grab es tief unten im Keller ein.
Später dann graben es andere aus, und nennen dein Haus das Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, leg auch ihre weißen Schädel hinein.
Mit Beton gießt du es aus, das Fundament vom Knochenhaus.
Scharr, scharr, verscharr das Gebein, da ist noch Platz, da paßt noch wer rein.
Hier tobte sich der Teufel aus, unten im Keller im Knochenhaus.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2003 4:13 am 
Gaaaaah :shocked!:


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