The Nightstar Zoo

Have some lame. This was /msg'd to me and other admins.

[13:20:30] <Mrfox> « Hello, I'm Netadmin of italian irc Fastland Network. »
[13:20:30] <Mrfox> « I'm searching other small irc network which would want expand itself . »
[13:20:30] <Mrfox> « My idea is confederation of many small irc networks. »
[13:20:30] <Mrfox> « Every net would keep own identity, own netadmin,domain , etc but it would »
[13:20:31] <Mrfox> « share own chan and users. »
[13:20:31] <Mrfox> « My network has 21 server on this moment and if you are interested to »
[13:20:34] <Mrfox> « confederate , write to mauryzio@email.it or connect to irc.ext.fastland.org »
[13:20:35] <Mrfox> « See you soon. »
[13:20:38] <Mrfox> « -- »
[13:20:39] <Mrfox> « Maury »
[13:20:44] <Mrfox> Forum degli abbonati a Fastweb »
[13:20:45] <Mrfox> « http://www.FastwebFORUM.cjb.net (redirect) »
[13:20:48] <Mrfox> « http://www.assitecforum.com/forum/forum.asp?FORUM_ID=50 »
[13:20:49] <Mrfox> OK ?
[13:20:51] <Mrfox> bye

[20:57:51] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) has joined #nightstar_bar
[20:58:01] <[Tick]> And I like to know people from other cultures
[20:58:28] <[Tick]> But I am wrong, jejeje, It's quite difficult if people dont talk and arent friendship
[20:58:35] <Yin-Tzu> pffffffffft
[20:58:51] * Yin-Tzu talks. Just elsewhere.
[20:59:12] <[Tick]> Ok, whatever you say
[20:59:17] * Coolty talks about his moms ass
[20:59:32] * Coolty rubs it
[20:59:35] * Yin-Tzu eyes Coolty. And his plasma cannon. And eyes Coolty again.
[20:59:37] <[Tick]> But this people dont talk, even a phrase
[20:59:40] <Yin-Tzu> Ah, I see.
[20:59:43] <Yin-Tzu> AOLuser.
[20:59:44] <PinkFreud> http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid= ... ead&tid=95
[20:59:47] <Yin-Tzu> Explains everything.
[20:59:50] <PinkFreud> oh dear lord
[20:59:54] <Coolty> yes?
[20:59:59] <Dark_Tiger> Someone hurt that one.
[21:00:06] <PinkFreud> WHY is this even an issue?
[21:00:08] * ShadesFox bites
[21:00:14] * Coolty bites back
[21:00:28] <Yin-Tzu> PF: ah, the lameness of it all.
[21:00:33] <Coolty> yeah
[21:00:50] * Coolty grabs Yin-Tzu ass
[21:00:52] <PinkFreud> Yin-Tzu: yeah. being sued over a name you've had since birth...
[21:00:57] <PinkFreud> jesus fscking christ
[21:01:01] <Coolty> yeah
[21:01:02] <[Tick]> So?? what are you doing here nice people if you dont even chat??
[21:01:09] <Yin-Tzu> [Tick]: to annoy people like you
[21:01:12] <PinkFreud> [Tick]: we aren't?
[21:01:23] * Coolty says hi
[21:01:44] * Coolty grabs his own ass while masturbating to Yin-Tzu's picture
[21:01:49] * Yin-Tzu eyes Coolty, takes the offending hand, breaks every bone in it, breaks the arm attached to it in a couple places, and then sends Coolty off home to his mommy.
[21:02:03] * Coolty cyrs
[21:02:06] <Coolty> *crys
[21:02:21] * Coolty eats Yin-Tzu's mom out
[21:02:32] <Coolty> yeah...it was nice
[21:02:36] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Local kill by Yin-Tzu (Go home and cry to your mommy. This is a subtle hint to stop bothering me.))
[21:02:36] <Dark_Tiger> Some of those bones are rather hard to break.
[21:02:45] <Yin-Tzu> Nah, not really.
[21:02:53] <Yin-Tzu> Just a matter of pressure applied in the right places.
[21:03:02] <Yin-Tzu> Now, the femur...that's hard to break.
[21:03:05] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) has joined #nightstar_bar
[21:03:12] <Dark_Tiger> Cheated and used a hammer did you?
[21:03:15] <Coolty> you homo
[21:03:18] <Coolty> do it again and die
[21:03:27] <[Tick]> Well, if you think that I am a a stupid boy because I only wanna be friendship and know new people, ok, you are right, so, I've got to get out of here
[21:03:30] * ShadesFox ponders what Coolty can do about it
[21:03:32] <Dark_Tiger> This will be good
[21:03:41] <[Tick]> Bye people
[21:03:50] *** Ogredude is now known as Og-GoNE
[21:03:55] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Local kill by Yin-Tzu (Ooh, lesse what happens!))
[21:04:09] * Dark_Tiger gets the popcorn
[21:04:11] <[Tick]> And, I am sorry for all you, What a shame, people who arent nice, only selfish.
[21:04:12] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) has joined #nightstar_bar
[21:04:17] *** [Tick] (ASK@209.88.10.ns-11810) has left #NightStar_Bar
[21:04:20] <Coolty> hmm
[21:04:22] <ShadesFox> this is better then profesional wrestling
[21:04:22] <Coolty> sub-7......
[21:04:35] <Coolty> almost
[21:04:39] <ShadesFox> next thing you know he will be threatening with viruses!
[21:04:46] <Coolty> maybe i will
[21:04:49] <Yin-Tzu> heh...yes, amusing, isn't it?
[21:04:50] <Coolty> who knows
[21:05:07] <ShadesFox> it would be amusing if i hadn't seen it before
[21:05:10] <Yin-Tzu> and AOLuser thinks that he can effectively threaten a secured 2k box. Behind about a half-dozen firewalls.
[21:05:10] <Coolty> yeah
[21:05:12] <Coolty> oh well
[21:05:12] <JeremiahSmith> And, I am sorry for [Tick]. What a shame, people who aren't interesting, only ignorant of basic IRC etiquette.
[21:05:26] <ShadesFox> this show sucks, all they show is reruns
[21:05:30] <Coolty> i have a shiny firewall
[21:05:47] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Local kill by Yin-Tzu (Yes, but do firewalls stop me from doing this?))
[21:06:00] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) has joined #nightstar_bar
[21:06:05] <Dark_Tiger> Just akill the bozo
[21:06:09] <Coolty> hmm
[21:06:11] <Coolty> dont do it
[21:06:13] <Yin-Tzu> But this is so much more amusing!
[21:06:18] <Coolty> ill come back from the dead,.......
[21:06:27] <Coolty> Fucker...
[21:06:28] *** Coolty (THRILL@Nightstar-24428.ipt.aol.com) has left #nightstar_bar (I am lame because I use colors in my part message)
[21:06:30] <ShadesFox> not from an akill
[21:06:33] <Yin-Tzu> pffft
[21:06:33] <Yin-Tzu> lamer
[21:06:37] <Wulf[phone]> lamer indeed
[21:06:41] <PinkFreud> intriguing
[21:06:42] <JeremiahSmith> Anyone who fucking uses AOL is not a threat to anyone.
[21:06:46] <Dark_Tiger> This I've got to see.
[21:06:50] <PinkFreud> he doesn't even knwo your actual IP, either
[21:06:57] <Yin-Tzu> heh
[21:06:58] <Yin-Tzu> yup
[21:07:06] <Yin-Tzu> even if he does, it's not really a problem
[21:07:11] * PinkFreud nods
[21:07:20] <JeremiahSmith> "I yuze AOL cuz aol is 1337!
[21:07:24] <Yin-Tzu> if my box so much as hiccups, I just call down to netops, and they send a hitteam out to eliminate the pest
[21:07:32] <PinkFreud> lol
[21:08:00] <PinkFreud> i've got a RH 7.2 box on the network right now... i figure i'm just going to leave it for the night.
[21:08:11] <Yin-Tzu> seriously! WPI's netops reserve the right to fuck with student connections for /themselves/ and ONLY themselves
[21:08:15] <PinkFreud> be interesting to see if anyone gets into it overnight. highly doubt it, but we'll see.

Subtle, Bob, real subtle.

You just knwo he's gonna come back and DoS ircop.nightstar.net now, don't you....

Dude, you want subtle, you find someone who understands the concept. Subtle for me is when I use chemical explosives rather than nukes.

<Pi> What's this? Syloq's not getting any technical training?
<Ogredude> Pi: Not yet. We have to complete his potty training first.
<Pi> ah
* CajunFox steps a few steps further away from syloq
<Ogredude> Pi: We also need to train him to feed himself. I'm gettin tired of playing airplane and choo-choo train with the damn spoon.
<Syloq> CHOO CHOO TRAIN TIME!
<matzarah> no we don't. deamon offered to play airplane and choo-choo train with Syloq
<Pi> Simple. Use a knife instead.

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Set in to a fellow tech via support email. He then sent to me on irc...it's a baaaaaad joke. Eu then emailed to apologize for his lack of taste...

[09:39] *NJF-Tech* A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
[09:39] *NJF-Tech* The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
[09:39] *NJF-Tech* Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
[09:39] *NJF-Tech* "No", says the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

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[17:52] * Rhamphoryncus goes to find something better to do than discuss the legal system
[17:52] <kreely> ugh, screw the legal system...gimme chocolate
[17:52] <Woapalanne> yay
[17:52] * Rhamphoryncus gives kreely sex, it's better than chocolate!
[17:52] * kreely woahs
[17:53] <kreely> hey now, kreely no need sex...it's too addicting
[17:53] <Rhamphoryncus> yeah, but it's soooo goooooood!
[17:53] <Rhamphoryncus> it just melts in your mouth...
[17:53] * kreely buries her head in her arms...
[17:53] <kreely> no comment
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[17:53] *** Pi has quit IRC (DeltaArc.TX.US.Nightstar.Net Twisted-n-Warped.KY.US.Nightstar.Net)
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[17:54] <Rhamphoryncus> ahh, gotta love the holiday season. christmas porn
[17:54] <kreely> that's why they left?
[17:54] * kreely laughs
[17:55] <kreely> Welcome to Schlock Mercenary, where you not only get kreely porn, but you get to watch DeltaArc get screwed.
[17:55] <Rhamphoryncus> lol
[17:56] <DarthParadox> ...
[17:56] * Samalander eyes the triple entrendes
[17:57] * kreely grins
[17:57] <kreely> What can I say, it was there...it needed to be said
[17:57] <Rhamphoryncus> that's my attitude

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