The Nightstar Zoo

It is a dark day indeed for the Nightstar Forums.

I know, we all though we were freed forever from the terrible traditions of the keenspot forums: slow load times, PIIC, and TRBoE, but some fools can't leave well enough alone and are trying to summon them across the dimensional divide from which we all so recently fled.

This will only result in pain and suffering, I assure you! Turn back now!

-Horatio

Don't make me nuke the PIIC's in the KeenSpot forums.

Yeeesh, feel free.

If you do that, you'll have to nuke the Nonsense Contests in CRFH!!!, and I don't think you've lost your will to live yet.

The Crimson Terror

I'm with STrRedWolf. Down with sillyness!

-Horatio

p.s. Up with miniskirts!

HGS discusses product pricing in his bikini shop, due to the widely anticipated miniskirt shortage this summer.

I blame Syloq

We are talking about comics some sillyness is bound to come up

The normal target for abuse on #S_M. As is proper.



Well, the inevitable has happened. PiiC is officially back.

What Howard said the moment he looked in the forum, his voice heavy with disgust.

"This sauce is like spreadable pain."

Agreed. Also a very colorful metaphor. That has become my new favorite quote, and thus Howard has become my favorite stalking target.



There is no silliness here.

mmm, spreadable pain. think i've got some for my afternoon sandwich. no, wait, that's peanut butter - spreadable DEATH!

well, the union demanded. and you know how dose guys are...

A local salesman for Uniphase Armouries Interversal showing off the latest in user-friendly Celestial Regroovers, just befor the Idiot-Proof system kicked in and droped a neutronium anvil on Pronto's head.


"It's not fair the way you keep retaliating against my unprovoked attacks."

...sayeth Pakistan to India... ;P

tulzscha is completely speechless after someone explains to him the rules of PiiC, in which, after putting the previous quote in context, one must then post a new quote.

-Pi

Except that this time, they've moved into a whole new realm of pastels.

[Pi wrote:]

Pres. Bush gives his approval of the revised USMC Dress Blues uniforms, making the "Don't ask; don't tell" policy completely unnecessary.


* * * * * *

If they're "Essentials," shouldn't they be given to you for free?

ARe they still blue?

Last time I checked, they were chartreuse.

Sure. But they're now called Periwinkle, Cornflower, Powder, Ice, and Hyacinth.

And the 'Eagle, Globe, and Anchor' will be replaced with a 'Scarlet Macaw, Relief Map of San Francisco, and Anchor' logo.

I'm lying. And I forgot this was supposed to be the PIIC Thread, so I guess you better just not even read this post, either.

Karenin, the morning after she forgot to eat her wheaties...

...the sound of a kreely being eaten.



You don't meet nice girls in coffee shops.

The British East India Tea Company's new marketing slogan, as they go head-to-head with Starbucks.

Strip me naked and draw me a bath

Said the comic charicter to his cartoonist after a storyline involving a good deal of mud.

What does THIS button do?

Kazriko asked, just before activating the history eraser.

JustBob resists the urge to type /kill Pronto Die, baby, die!

Like all the other IRC regulars, JustBob is still a bit peeved at Pronto for getting in the comic strip.

I bent my Wookiee!

JS discovers the importance of wearing pants around machinery.


Damn! There's a !)#*)@( fish running across my screen! (STrRedWolf)

Young Teddy is despondent after he accidentally backs his HumVee over his Star Wars Chess Set.




Whoa, my snake is awake.

What Indiana Jones didn't want to hear.


Damn! There's a !)#*)@( fish running across my screen!