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OH NOES! Farsooth! A zombie! See it shamble as if it alive but dead and rotten, never to be vital again!
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Ah, a newbie! As per forum custom I issue you with a weapon:

The Gnarled Staff of Topical Necromancy!

Once a day you may use it to ressurect a forum topic in Undead form. Be wary, though, some people do not take kindly to necromancy and may apply their own weapons to your skull.

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OH MY GAWD! ANOTHER ONE! It never stops!!

Here, have the

Pessimistic Devourer Knife Staff of Impending Doom

Damage: 112 - 358
Fast Attack Speed
Range: 2
Requires Intelligence 35
Adds 1 - 3 Tickling damage
4% chance of Apocalypse

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All I have is a genuie Not-A-Mecha (made from real Not-A-Matter Antimatter) but don't ahve a Not-A-Pilot to pilot it.


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Gee.....and all I have is this triple-turret gatling gun. Damned heavy, I can't shoot a thing with it, and it's too bulky to make portable.

Vermillion - can I trade this piece of junk for that Dobie-gun? Dogs like me.... :twisted:


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at last, finaly I have gotten far enough in my own storyline to show yall what I'll be dicking about with in here...

just check this: http://psitech.keenspace.com/d/20050727.html

...and then go imagine what kind of firepower he might have.

I'll be having the same.


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Haven't had a chance to test out my papercut chainsaw, but it's good to know the thing's handy in case I need it.

Not as powerful as a Beavertooth or a Chainsaber, but I'm new. Can't expect miracles.

Thinking of adding an iPod Flea and an amplifier to it, to get the soothing ommmmmmmmmminous hummmmmmmmm (unless Strohl patented that sound, like a Harley's rumble). I figure there's no point in recording a THOOOM sound; the saw's likely to be loud enough anyway...


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Is this what you meant? Btw, one of my favorite arcade games.

My weapon, handed out not so long ago, is "a trial subscription to the 'Conviently timed falling object' service. You get up to eight conviently timed falling objects per month, all of which are gaurenteed to be one ton or more in mass. This newly launched service includes automatic invocation, which means there's no need to awkwardly tell your pursuer 'I wouldn't do that if I were you' or run past a conviently placed 'Beware of falling objects' sign."

I haven't used it yet, as I have a lack of targets, and have yet to make a list of the best +1-ton objects to drop on an enemy (sorted by damage potential and comedic value). Which reminds me: why are we being armed? Raising an army to take over the other forums at Nightstar? Or just self-defense against all the other weirdos with fish-guns and inverto-grenades?


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Why weapons? Why? Because.

Because I said so. Because someone started the custom, and it stuck. Because initiations are degrading and vile, pandering to the most vile, disgusting, degenerate and sadistic of the internet's denizens. Because the vast majority of SM readers are male, and weapons appeal to the vast majority of males. Because where else do you get to hand someone a dozen concrete eggs and an inner tube with the instructions, "Have fun"? Because it's a forum based on mercenaries. Because it's fun. Because tattoos are permanent.

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I don't know why. Just enjoy.


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Niiice.


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